truthserum



	Authors: Dramababe (Kay) Kaydeeare@hotmail.com and Nikihelped too Spoilers: Two Fathers, One Son are game, If you don't know who Diana Fowley is, I suggest you find out first. Category: MSR, H, S Rating: PG Summary: Moose and Squirrel wake up in a room with Diana Fowley. All have been injected with a "Truth Serum." You get the point... Distribution: Gossamer. Anywhere else is fine with me, just let me know if you post it. Disclaimer: Since Chris Carter hasn't been taking good care of the wonderful characters he invented [due to his anal ideas and devotion to his other shows], I've decided to borrow them to give them some proper play time even though they're not mine. In other words, anything or anyone that you recognize probably isn’t mine. Please don't sue, all you'll get is the disaster area known as my room and a bunch of X-Files paraphernalia. Author's notes: This little story is pure fluff: no X-File, no Angst [at least not for Mulder and Scully] nuthin' but a good chick fight and some lovin'. Several warnings are now in effect: If you actually like Diana Fowley, although your sanity needs to be examined, don't read this story. Major Fowley-bashing and Dianatorture ahead. Also, if you happen to be one of the psychologically unstable X-Philes known as Noromos, then steer clear, this piece is definitely shippy and may induce vomiting in extreme Noromos. Feedback is appreciated!! Flames will be used to line my guinea pigs' cages. This is dedicated to Niki and Krysten, my partners in crime. ‘Nuff said, now on with the show! TRUTH SERUM An unknown man stared through the two way mirror at the three unconscious agents. They had each been injected with the solution .from the bottle he held in his hand. It was marked "Truth Serum" and its contents were unidentified. He hoped the test would work properly. If everything went as planned, the three normally professional people were going to wake up soon and unleash all their repressed emotions, good or bad. He smiled like the Cheshire cat as the tranquilizers began to wear off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Special agent Diana Fowley rubbed her eyes and sat up, taking in her surroundings: white room...big mirror...Mulder...mmmm... Mulder...Scully...wait! Scully?!?! "Oh God, I'm alone in a white room with Mulder and the B**!" she said, a little too loudly. Scully sat up and looked over at Diana, giving her the "death glare." "Excuse me? What did you just say?" Diana looked at her frankly, and said, perfectly serious," I said, Oh God, I'm alone in a room with Mulder and the B." Scully stared at her, shocked." Did you just call me a B?" "yep." Said Diana "You cow!! I cannot believe you said that to my face!!" Mulder sat up, startled by this sudden shouting match. "What the hell is going on here?" Scully looked over at him. "I’m about to kick Miss Diana’s sorry a!" Realizing what she had just said, she clapped her hand over her mouth in astonishment. "What the hell is wrong with me?" "Well, for starters," said Diana, "You think that you can have Fox." "Oh, and you can?" Mulder looked from Scully to Diana and back to Scully. "Hmmm. Two beautiful women are fighting over me!!! Cool!!" "Shut up, Mulder!" Was Scully’s snappy reply. "Don’t you tell him what to do!" "I can tell him what I want to, when I want to!" Mulder stood up and walked over to the two shouting women. "Now ladies, you don’t have to fight about me, I’m willing to share." "Shut up, Fox! Stay out of this!" This time, it was Diana doing the yelling at Mulder. "Hey, don’t tell him to shut up!! That’s my job!!" "Excuse me?" Diana grabbed a handful of Scully’s fiery hair and yanked, hard. "Says who?" Scully responded with a swift knee to the stomach. "Says me!!" Diana was catapulted backward onto her butt with the force of the kick. She got up, clutching her stomach and slapped Scully across the face. "Oh yeah?" Scully slapped her back. "Yeah!!" Soon they were in a full on chick fight, pulling hair and scratching each other with their perfectly manicured nails. "Woo hoo! Chick fight!!" yelled out Mulder. Both women turned and glared at him. The combination of Diana’s creepy wide open stare and Scully’s "die-Mulder-die" glare sent him into shock and he toppled over onto the floor. The two women rushed to his side, tripping over each other in the process. Diana got to him first, but Scully punched her in the face with a mean right and knocked her out cold. "Mine!" She said triumphantly to no one in particular. She kicked Diana’s unconscious body across the floor and knelt down next to Mulder. She grasped his shoulders and shook him gently, saying softly, "Wake up, Mulder" He opened his eyes and looked up at Scully. "Wow. I just had the weirdest dream. You and Agent Fowley were fighting over me and…" He caught a glimpse of Diana’s unconscious body sprawled out in the middle of the white tile floor. "Never mind. It wasn’t a dream after all. Well, I’m glad you won and not her." "Really?" "Yeah. Why would I want that? She’s a wide-eyed freak who never blinks!" "Good point" She looked down at him and smiled lovingly. "Have I ever told you just how sexy you look when you’re just coming back into consciousness?" "No. Not that I can recall." "Well, you look really sexy when you’re just coming back into consciousness" "Really?" "Oh, yeah" Mulder gazed up at her as she leaned over him. "Have I ever told you how angelic you look when I’m just coming back to consciousness?" "Never." "Well, whenever I’m hurt or sick and I wake up seeing your face, I know that I’m going to be okay." He got to his feet, pulling Scully up with him. She looked up into his bottomless hazel eyes and said, softly, "Did I ever tell you how much I love you?" She never got an answer though, because Mulder’s lips covered hers and she melted into his warm embrace. Diana groaned, now starting to wake up and Scully kicked her in the head, causing her to go back out of consciousness and then, she resumed kissing Mulder. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several minutes later, Diana awoke again, this time quietly, and observed the scene before her: white room, big mirrors, A reflection of Fox and Scully making out in each one, her own bloodied visage…Wait a minute! Fox and Scully making out? "This is hell! Either I’m dreaming or that b** Scully beat me up so bad that I’ve died and gone to hell" Scully pulled away from Mulder for a second to take a breath and turned to Diana "That’s where you belong! You know, you’re one hard B** to kill! It’s probably because you’re pure evil. Yep. I know that you’ve been working with Him, the smoking man. Jeffry Spender told me all about it before he was murdered by your old friend. He killed his own son, Mulder, can you imagine? It would be like me killing Emily…If she were still alive." She broke down sobbing in Mulder’s arms. He pulled her body, wracked with pain, close to him and ran his hand up and down her back, murmuring nonsense words of comfort to her. Then, he turned to Diana, his eyes blazing with rage. "Look what you did! You made her cry when we were having such a good time!" "Oh, Fox," Said Diana, "I only worked with him for you. She’s never done anything for you!" That was the last straw. He let go of Scully and punched Diana right in the nose as hard as he could. She could only gasp out a strained "You son of a.." as she crumpled to the floor. Scully stood there, her head down and her blue eyes glistening with tears. Mulder walked back over to her and tipped her chin up with his thumb, meeting her eyes with his. He could see it in her eyes, fear. "Oh Scully, don’t listen to her, you’ve done more for me than anyone else in the world. I don’t know of anybody who would travel all the way around the world, even to the arctic circle, for me. You’re my life saver, my soul, my entire world and nobody can ever change that. I want you to know that I can’t imagine any time in the future without you in my life. Whether it be 5 days or 50 years from now, without you, there is no me. I lost myself 6 years ago, then you came into my life. You are part of me, the most important part. I love you." She sighed and snuggled up to him and he held her tight, as if he would never let go. And he probably wouldn’t have if the door hadn’t opened and Skinner hadn’t walked in. "Very good. I must say, this experiment has been a total success." Mulder walked over to Skinner and rubbed his bald head. "Hey Boss, have you ever thought of powdering up there? Anyway, I just wanted you to know that even though sometimes I want to shoot you, Most of the time, you’re a good man. Can Scully and I go now?" Skinner pushed past him and checked Diana’s pulse. "You guys killed her, but you couldn’t help it, you have no control over yourselves." Scully giggled "You’re telling me, Sir" She wrapped her arms around Mulder’s neck and kissed him. "Ahem!" Skinner cleared his throat loudly and they jumped apart. "Sorry Sir." "You two may go now, if you like." "We would. I’m sorry we killed Agent Fowley" "I’m not." Scully said, very matter-of-fact. "Don’t worry, we won’t press charges. See you on…You know, this was probably a traumatic experience so you can have the week off. You two were due for a vacation anyway. Oh, by the way, the serum wears off in about 15 hours. I’ll explain everything when you come back. Have a good vacation." Mulder looked to Scully and then back at Skinner. "Trust me, we will." Fin. "I made this" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Should I write a "morning after" sequel or should I set fire to my notebooks and cut off my hands so I can't write anymore?? I won't know unless you send me feedback!! check out my website at Http://www.geocities.com/area51/5408/index.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scully- "Did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned-" Mulder-"Oooh, if you were that stoned, what?"