CAUTION!
As with some of those other personal websites some of the stuff in here is personal to me. It may well invlove swearing, innuendos, dodgy humour, some references to childish behavoiur, maybe some really really bad pictures from my upcoming film projects (which will probably have violent content). I'm just warning you. I am not interested in how old you are but if you or the bill payer/punishment giver/general nosy busybody of the house find infantile crap offensive then please don't even bother coming in. However, if you are open minded and unlikely to be offended by those awful words (scientists have actually proven swearing can rot your brain from the inside) then feel free to come on in and rot it just a little more. I'm only warning you cos i don't want to get into trouble for YOUR kids reading swear words on here and telling you about it. If you are that sensitive about it then your kids shouldn't be on the internet without your close watchful eye making sure they aren't getting hold of "harmful materials". Just remember...It's only words.
