Posted earlier by Jeanne Rose...(and promptly purged by the Forum dragon but saved by Lulu :)
We are the obsessed. We are the people who occasionally get our
realities confused. We are the people who type methos instead of method
all the time, and have to remind ourselves that AP doesn't write newspaper
articles. We are the people who wave swords around in the front yard when
we are upset, leaving headless bushes in our wake. We all use Highlander
related passwords, and some of us write parodies of famous poems. We are
the people who lie awake at night thinking up new things to post, and who
once in a while to our great delight have Highlander-related dreams. We
are the people who pretend that lightning storms are quickenings. We are
the people who practice our Scottish accents and wish for kilts and dream
of learning to play the bagpipes. We are they who buy CD's of Kansas, Loreena
McKennit, and Queen. We are they who refer to Duncan, Methos, Joe, and
Richie in normal conversation as if they were real people. We are the people
who can name the episode based only on a single quote. We can name our
favorite kata, our favorite hug, our favorite quickening, and our favorite
k'immie. We are they who make Highlander t-shirts, collect frus of the
stars, and make lists of trivia questions. We are the people who debate
about Xavier's hand, and
whether immies can get cancer, and what happens to immies who die as
infants or of old age. We are the people who wonder what would happen if
a pre-immie cut an immie's head off, and have tons of theories on where
immies come from. We never ask why the police never find the headless bodies
or where the immies hide their swords. We are the obsessed. We hope that
we are not crazy. Now that you are one of us, who can we trust to give
an unbiased opinion?
JR
Posted by Jeanne Rose, I KNEW this would be addicting! on Thursday, 2 July 1998, at 11:36 a.m.
We are the obsessed. We only get out of bed this morning (well, the
second time) because the postman brought us season 4. We are they who immediately
put on the MacLeod pendent and are thrilled beyond measure that it actually
goes with what we are wearing. We are they who rearranged the entire video
shelf to give season four a place of honor. We are they who put the Duncan
MacLeod battle poster on the closet door, beside the humongous poster of
Duncan they gave us at
the con. We are they who will be watching season 4 as it comes on USA
and then making a Eurominutes video of all the scenes that got cut. We
are they who wish that we had been on the calendar committee, 'cause we're
sure we could have chosen some better stills. We are they who thought that
the second blooper reel was more hysterical than any late night TV we've
ever seen. We are they whose parking spot shall shortly say "Parking for
the Highlander only! Violators will lose
their heads." We are they who received our state tax returns in the
mail yesterday, and instead of observing that they would cover our extravagence
in purchasing season four, thought - "Ah ha! Season 5!"
JR
Posted by Bright Girl on Thursday, 2 July 1998, at 12:12 p.m.
We are the obsessed. We are they who unconsciously hum "Princes of the Universe" over and over again. We are they who reply in Highlander quotes to non-Highlander people. We are they who pretend we are British. We are they who shower to "Queen." We are they who plan to lease a black 4x4 when we get the money. We are they who will choose a Highlander related license plate for our future car. We are they who introduce Peter Wingfield's picture to their 2 year old niece, "Pee-ter, aha, who's this? Pee-ter."
Hugs,
BG
Posted by Rissa on Thursday, 2 July 1998, at 1:13 p.m.
We are the obsessed. We are the ones who stay up til 5AM reading fanfic
even though we have to get up at 7 for work. We are the ones who squeal
with delight when a new HL fanfic hits the email. We are the ones who set
a pagewatch on our favourite fanfic sites. We are the ones who are convinced
that the fanfic authors ought to be made consultants to TPTB. We are the
ones who recognize HL alumni just by the sound of their voices. We are
the ones who can cite the episode(s)
those alumni appeared in and who their characters were. We are the
ones who make lists of every aspect of HL we can think of. We are the ones
who get excited when we think of another list to make. We are the ones
determined to get all those lists into a proper database so we can search
for the answer to any question. We are the ones who check the new phone
book to see if any of the characters have moved into the neighbourhood.
We *are* the obsessed.
Cheers,
Rissa