Season 1 - Richie's in all but one (Avenging Angel) * Season
2 - The Watchers * Studies in Light * Turnabout * The Darkness * Eye
for An Eye * Return of Amanda * Epitaph for Tommy * Under Color of
* Authority * Prodigal Son * Counterfeit I & II * Season 3 -
Lineof Fire * Courage * The Lamb * Obsession * Shadows* Vendetta
* They Also Serve * Blind Faith * Song of the Executioner * Take Back The
Night * Testimony * Season 4 - The Innocent * Leader of the
Pack * Double Eagle * Reluctant Heroes * Wrath of Kali * Chivalry * The
Blitz * Something Wicked Season 5 Fifth Season: The End of
Innocence * Money No Object * Haunted * The Messenger * The Ranson
of Richard Redstone * Duende * Archangel * Season 6 - Not To Be
The Gathering
Check it out. One night only. Everything must go. * Ah, dead? Whoa.
Geez. I ripped off a couple of cups and a bowl. I'm sorry, all right? Here,
take them. They're all in the bag. I'll pay for the window. It's over,
OK? * Cut off my head? You don't think that's a little extreme for petty
theft? * You know what? You should call the police. In fact, I tell you
what, I'll call them myself. Got a phone? * Fantasies. Oh, you mean like
the one where you and the knights of the round table were, uh, wht t t
t t. Never saw a thing. Made it all up. I know, I'm fast. All my teachers
said so. Fast, but lazy. My lips are sealed. Word of honor. Besides,
who would I tell, you know? * Man, these guys should sell tickets. . .
. Whoa. Chill. Man. Just pretend I'm not here. *
Family Tree
Uh, Harold, before I answer that, have you had the appropriate course
in prudent and appropriate use of force? * Uh, Harold, this is all a test
of your, uh, security here. I an under cover agent with the public works
special investigation unit. Uh, cuffs are a little tight, Harold, but that's
OK. According to my stop watch your response time was well within our code.
You should be very happy about this. * I didn't ask for help because it
takes a while to develop that ask-for-help reflex, OK? . . . But I scored
a 3 pointer on my old man at the buzzer, just before the rent-a-cop grabbed
me. . . . I mean, maybe he's tried to find me. It's not like my face is
on a carton of milk. * Yeah. It's St Arnold's Day - the patron saint of
tough guys. * There's this couple. She's drop dead gorgeous, and it's her
store. He's - let's say he's on the cutting edge of the antique world.
*
Innocent Man
Wait a minute, Sherlock. Are you trying to tell me that there is a
loose immortal, cruising around here chopping off people's heads, in this
vicinity, where you and I are going? * So you found out for sure old Leo
isn't an immortal. What've you guys got anyway, a secret handshake? *
Free fall
If anyone should have bandaids handy, it's got to be MacLeod. Big bandaids.
*
A Bad Day in Building A
I know what's going on here. It's that wacko serial killer that's on
trial in 3B. He must have escaped. Eats human flesh. I'll bet he took the
body. . . . Let me ask you a question. Was anyone killed with a sword?
Yeah, this murderer, he kills people with swords. Cuts them up, and then
- kschpthspth! *
Revenge is Sweet
Look, Tessa, you guys have been great, you gave me a break when I really
needed one. But I'm just not cut out to be an antique store clerk. I'm
just not that person. * I'm a salesman. I'm a natural. All my life I've
had the gift. It's what I do best, I can't help it. * Used cars. It's all
commission, everybody needs to drive, basically I could stand to make a
fortune. *
See No Evil
Sure. I've got lots to say. At the age of 2 I was visited by aliens.
*
Eyewitness
Whoa, damn, check me out. I am one sharp dude. * Tess. You can dress
me up, but I know what's out of my league. I wouldn't even know what
to say. * I'll be myself later. Right now, I want to be somebody who knows
a lot about art. What do I tell her about that painting? * Organic, strangely
disturbing. Provocative. * Tess, she's loving it, all the organic stuff.
But now she's talking about texture, and comparing it to the neo-classical
school - help me. I'm lost. * Come on, she's beautiful. She's smart,
she's sexy. I dream about women like her. * Well, I forgot what I was supposed
to say. So I told her that basically I didn't know a Picasso from
a piano. And she laughed. She said she doesn't care. She thinks I'm cute.
* Don't shoot. I'm one of the good guys! * Whoa. Does this mean that you're
going to screw up my safety driver discount? *
Band Of Brothers
So that means you would sit in a museum all day and - curate. * Well,
come on, Mac. With you guys, what else is there? * Mac, what do these things
say, exactly? I mean, it's got to be more than just - Grayson arrives on
the noon stage. Sharpen sword, Darius. * He should be more worried
about you being alone in Paris with all those French dudes. * Right, right,
I gotta pack. Uh, I'm not gonna have to like, eat frogs or snails or anything
like that? No, I'm serious. I mean, at least not right away, right? *
For Evil's Sake
Right. The CIA and the intergalactic space patrol can't find him, but
you, Duncan MacLeod, can. * She's beautiful. She's smart. She's
sexy - and she's classy. She's like you. And the thing is -
I really think she's nuts for me. *
The Beast Below
Wait. Let me get this straight. You're going down there and look
for this big giant named Ursa, who's, like, crawling around the opera.
You think. * OK. So I take it you were around when they built the Paris
sewers, right? You probably know them like the back of your hand. * Right.
Sure. Ahhhh - great, big, giant, ugly, neanderthal immortal piece of -
oh, man. * Go back? I lost my ball of twine! Mac, I'm wandering around
this place going, like, fish belly white, growing these phosphorescent
tendrils out of my forehead like some bottom-welling sea urchin. *
Saving Grace
OK, so my accent sucks, but I'm working on it. * Centuries. Wow. The
expiration date on my relationships is usually a few - weeks? Thank you,
months. * Isabelle Pontand. Born April 12, 1964. Died April 20, 1964. Eight
days on planet earth. You missed a hell of a party. *
Lady and the Tiger
Tess, you know that they all carry BIG swords with them. Just a thought.
* Richard the lion heart. Yeah, right. Really? What was he like?
* I - Yes, yes I do. I do. * Any . . . minute . . . now. *
Eye of the Beholder
I am Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod. *
The Hunters
Well, Mac, I'd like to say I sensed you were in danger, but the truth
is there's this really cute blond who works in the antique store. * This
is great, just great! I mean, he's there, they're there, we're here, nobody's
anywhere! * Tess, I'm telling you, it's some cruel law of nature. If a
girl really digs me, her mom really hates me. * Oh, no, no, sometimes it's
the fathers.
Eye for and Eye
Does she strike you as the sincere type? * I was staring straight down
the barrel of that goon's gun. I can't believe it, Mac! Right down the
barrel and I didn't even blink. *
Stick around, I'll be right back. * OK, everybody who's immortal raise
their hand. Looks like it's just the two of us. * They don't still use
the guillotine in France, do they? * I mean, 5000 years of wisdom, him?
* She drugged me, kidnapped me, tied me to a bed. If you ask me, that's
a pretty solid foundation for a relationship. * It wasn't easy getting
across town without any clothes. * When you find somebody who's helpless,
you gotta protect them, right? * I had him in my hands. I just wanted to
make it right. But I couldn't. Where is the justice in all this? * You
are a Ferrari among Fords. A Dior among deadheads. * Don't you ever get
sick of him being older and wiser all the time? * You've been there. You've
done that. It's all new to me. * If you hadn't given him a flying lesson,
we'd both be missing our heads by now. * Smooth. Very smooth. I'm taking
notes. * Yeah, well, I've got a much simpler theory. I'm an idiot. * I
think it's - what are WE up against. *