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From the people who brought you Sidious Insoles and Vader Cough Drops comes the Maul Dental Hygiene Kit! If you thought that you would be stuck with those revolting, stained teeth forever, guess again!  Approved by the Coruscant Dentists' Association, the Maul Dental Hygeine Kit is a full kit for your every Dental need.  Starting from the basics, toothpaste and floss, and adding indispensable pieces as we went, the Maul Dental Hygeine Kit now include everything from a  motorized toothbrush, to minty mouthwash, to an inflatable dentist!  Face it, if our kit can help him, then your teeth should be a cinch!

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CAUTION:  DO NOT USE ON SKIN, POROUS SURFACES, OR SHOES.  THE RESULTS ON ANY SURFACE OTHER THAN TOOTH ENAMEL AND CONCRETE MAY BE UNDESIRABLE.  THE MANUFACTURER TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THESE RESULTS.   In other words:  you screw up like our friend Mr. Maul, and you're just S.O.L.

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