SCENE FOUR Characters:
(Reea-Wan has just witnessed the death of Pyla-Gon at the hands (or horns, if you will) of Darth Maul.) Reea-Wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...(a line of chorus girls appear, singing: this is the "no" that doesn't end... it just goes on and on my friend... Reea started screaming it not knowing what it wasc and shefll continue screaming it forever just becausec) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... (George Lucas, Mr. Money bags himself, walks on scene and bops Reea-Wan over the head with his check book.) Reea-Wan: Huh? Oh, oops. Guess I got stuck. Thanks, Mr. Producer-man. Lucas: You're welcome, now get on with the scene, I don't want to have to rewrite the next movie to include the death of Darth Maul just because you didn't have the guts to kill him now. Reea-Wan: Ah... Yes. Ok. (Begins pantomiming dribbling a basket ball and looking at the pacing Darth Maul rather angrily. Her Padawan braid switches sides frantically (left right left right...) the force field disappears and the fight recommences, the braid still swinging. As Reea-Wan spins, the braid slaps Darth Maul across the face with incredible power. Darth Maul reels back from the sting, part of his "tattoos" smeared irreparably. Using the opportunity, Reea-Wan cuts Darth Maul in half and the separate pieces fall down a conveniently located hole in the floor.)
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