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click on the wardrobe to enter the land of Narnia.
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click on Iolaus to
go to his page
In the not-too-distant future/ Somewhere in time and space/ Mike Nelson and his robot pals/ Are caught in a nasty place/ They try to survive the wrath of Pearl/ Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world/ From her castle below she sets her sights above/ Just to torture all her captives on the Satellite of Love/ Mike: GET ME DOWN!/ Pearl: I'll send them cheesy movies/ The worst I can find (la la la)/ He'll have to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind (la la la)/ Now keep in mind Mike can't control/ Where the movies begin or end/ He'll try to keep his sanity/ With the help of his robot friends/ ROBOT ROLL CALL! Cambot (you're on!) Gypsy (oh my stars) Tom Servo (check me out) Croooow (I'm different!)/ If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/ And other science facts/ Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show/ I should really just relax"/ For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Iolaus still appears at the side of his friend Hercules every weekday (check out the
Sci-Fi channel) even though the show's been canceled. He's loyal, friendly, brave, and darn good-looking.
"Narnia: The enchanted world of Lewis' Chronicles; also the name of the country that is the northern neighbor of Archenland....The creation of Narnia is accomplished through Aslan's song; and the end of Narnia is also at his bidding. The history of Narnia lasts 2555 Narnian years, which corresponds to forty-nine earthly years (1900-1949 AD). Its geography is as varied as our own; the world of Narnia has deserts and moors, oceans and rivers, mountains and valleys. Politically, it is composed of three kingdoms: Narnia and Archenland to the north of the Great Desert, and Calormen to the south. The history of Narnia is largely uneventful, consisting of long stretches of peace punctuated by wars and invasions...."
~from Companion to Narnia by Paul F. Ford~
DISCLAIMER:
Iolaus, Hercules, Gabrielle, Xena, Autolycus, and any other character from Hercules: the Legendary Journeys or Xena, Warrior Princess do not belong to me. Neither do the characters of Crow, Tom Servo, Gypsy, Cambot, or any other character that appears on Mystery Science Theater 3000. For that matter, I'd better include Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, Aslan, and all the other characters in the Chronicles of Narnia. I'm just borrowing them for the enjoyment of myself and anyone who happens on this site.
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