Lessons

by Kristen Ruhland & co
Lesson# 1: Never put your glasses on the tip of your nose and wink provocatively at someone.
Lesson# 2: Don't quit drinking! Remember you like to vomit!
Lesson# 3: Don't put your pen in your notebook for, you will surely lose it.
Lesson# 4: Chocolate cows taste better than vanilla cows.
Lesson# 5: Always yield to pedestrians when driving on the sidewalk!
Lesson# 6: Encourage JUVENILE DELINQUENCY!!!
Lesson# 7: Always decorate anything you can.
Lesson# 8: If you don't spontaniously laugh, you just aren't worth it!
Lesson# 9: Be happy! Keep smiling! or your gonna get the third degree!
Lesson# 10: Natural flirts have more fun!
Lesson# 11: Dance a little while and he'll only break your heart. :(
Lesson# 12: Come any closer and I'll eat you.
Lesson# 13: Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?


    I would like to walk with you to the land of enchanted amethyst sunsets but you know, I have no sunglasses to block the glare and to burn the eyes of my love.
    I would like to take you on my journey but you see, I have no riches, only a knapsack and a walking stick and the midgets at the end of the road are sure to steal that.
    I would like to take you to smell my honey dew flavored roses, but you understand, the bees are quite common this time of year and honey is not my favorite aphrodisiac.
    I would like to take you on my journey but you see I have nowhere to go...


"To love for the sake of being loved is human, to love for the sake of loving is angelic."

"Great opportunities to help others seldom come but small ones surround us every day."

"All things come to those who go after them."

"And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"Mistakes are doorways to discovery."

"Conduct is always more convincing than language."

"People are like rubberbands. If you strech them too far they break."

"Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they're yours."

"Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out." - Frank A. Clark

"Don't worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I assure you that mine are greater." - Albert Einstien

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Elanor Roosevelt

"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today." - Abraham Lincoln

"WE are seperate in mind but, united in heart."

"Never fear self-expression."

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