All borg encountered by a Xarmite must be assilliated
[a-silly-ate-ed] this means that they will become purple, and their CUBE
shall become a PURPLE SMILEY FACE. Its primary laser will function as a
giant tounge that extends from the mouth section, and "licks" the target
into submission.
All borg will be assilliated, any race who is encountered
will be blessed, and then ignored. (We'll get to them later.) All Xamites
who are on line, who come into contact with a Borg must immediately bless
them, and then explain how lucky they are to them. The new convert may
continue to bless his/her ex-Borg whatevers, adding to the number. Report
back to Xarm after you have assilliated your first Borg. Bless you.
THIS ENDS THE PREVIEW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED [OR IF YOU ARE A BORG, YOU HAVE BEEN ASSILLIATED. SMILE, YOU'RE A XARMITE.]
Don' Squishy Me XaRM/Rob