xARM is Branching Out Into Spaces

This is a warning, it is only a warning. Had this been an actual message of serious substance, I would not have written this.

    XARM HAS DECIDED THAT THE "BORG" OF THE "STAR TREK" REALMS HAVE GONE TOO LONG UN-ABUSED. THEREFORE, IN THE COURSE OF THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, THERE SHALL BE AN ADDENDUM TO THE "PAGES..." IN WHICH XARM SHALL OUTLINE JUST WHAT SHALL BE DONE TO THE BORG.
    PREVIEW FOLLOWS:

    All borg encountered by a Xarmite must be assilliated [a-silly-ate-ed] this means that they will become purple, and their CUBE shall become a PURPLE SMILEY FACE. Its primary laser will function as a giant tounge that extends from the mouth section, and "licks" the target into submission.
    All borg will be assilliated, any race who is encountered will be blessed, and then ignored. (We'll get to them later.) All Xamites who are on line, who come into contact with a Borg must immediately bless them, and then explain how lucky they are to them. The new convert may continue to bless his/her ex-Borg whatevers, adding to the number. Report back to Xarm after you have assilliated your first Borg. Bless you.

    THIS ENDS THE PREVIEW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED [OR IF YOU ARE A BORG, YOU HAVE BEEN ASSILLIATED. SMILE, YOU'RE A XARMITE.] 

Don' Squishy Me
                                                 XaRM/Rob
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