"Starfleet Engineering Corps."  Thrill as they sit around and discuss how they can reroute the tachyon grid stabilizer through the starboard power coupling allowing them to remodulate the lateral sensor array to create an isomorphic dampening field and so prevent the radiogenic influx anomaly from causing a cascading exothermic inversion in the structural integrity field.

"Starfleet Troopers" This series promises to deliver the one thing that everyone watches Star Trek for - explosions, and lots of 'em!  The Earth has been blowed up by a horde of giant insect invaders and the fierce Starfleet Troopers are the Federation's only hope for salvation. See them kick alien butt with exploding death rays, exploding torpedoes, and exploding starships. There'll even be the occasional one-on-one wrestling death match as the brawny heroes rip the bug baddies a new one – but not too often because then things wouldn't explode.

"Q" See Q take on – and destroy – the entire Borg Collective.  See him explore the heart of a black hole and laugh off an exploding supernova. See him clash with the Organians, the Thasians, the Prophets and Nagilum in a pitched battle across time.  And that's all within just the first five minutes!

"I Married an Andorian" He's an all too human shuttle repairman, she's an Andorian who knows nothing about Earth.  Can these two settle down to an ordinary family life in  twenty-fifth century Pittsburgh? They'll steal your heart as they live, laugh, love and save the universe every week.  And be sure to catch all the zany hi-jinks of their wacky Vulcan neighbor.

"Pakleds" An in depth look into the lives of this fascinating race. At last, an opportunity to explore in detail the Pakled's dynamic culture. A series that possesses almost limitless potential for thrilling adventure, not to mention riveting dialogue.

"Holodeck" Finally, a Trek series consisting of nothing but holodeck-runs-amok stories.  The crew of the cargo ship  USS Excellent have a lot of spare time on their hands and the like to spend it in the holodeck. Unfortunately the holodeck has a faulty safety circuit and it is constantly running amok.  It's every Trek writer's dream come true, as they are freed to write stories that are completely removed from any context or continuity and so are devoid of relevance, purpose and meaning.

"Reruns" You loved them the first time, you'll love them the fiftieth time.  Why take a chance on something new when you can stay with the tried and true?  Star Trek reruns, Thursdays at 9:00 PM.

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