1. No one in Star Trek ever kissed his sister.

2. Star Trek androids much more technologically advanced than Star Wars androids.

3. With a mere thought, Q could turn the Emperor into Bantha fodder.

4. The make-up in Star Wars apparently involves mounting some sort of pastry to the sides of Carrie Fisher's head.

5. Star Trek...5 television series. Star Wars...0. Star Trek... 10 movies. Star Wars...6.

6. Star Trek airs daily. Star Wars hasn?t aired here for months.

7. When the going got tough, Obi-Wan got vaporized.

8. I'd rather be suspended in a transporter buffer than frozen in carbonite any day!

9. Kirk met God and told him off; Sisko met Q and decked him flat; Luke Skywalker met Yoda and was speechless.

10. Captains Janeway, Kirk, Picard, and Sisko don't have hairy second-in-command officers. (Well, except Riker...)

11. The main characters never lose their hands, find out their parent is the leader of the Maquis or the Dominion, and jump down turboshafts.

12. Rather than choking his enemies, Q turns them into dogs. (TNG?s "True Q")

13. Compare McCoy, Bashir, and Holodoc to Too-one-Bee.

14. Given Spock?s presence on Star Trek, it is only logical.

15. Worf's speech is at least intelligible, but Harrison Ford has to translate for Chewbacca.

16. Star Trek villains do not have asthma.

17. Kirk never yelled "Leonard!" instead of "Spock!", Picard never yelled "Brent!" instead of "Data!", Sisko never yelled "Armin!" instead of "Quark!", and Janeway never yelled "Roxanne!" instead of "B'Elanna!".

18. Tribbles are so much cuter than Ewoks!

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