Welcome to the POS Homepage!

Pirate-on-a-Stick, or POS, was formed in 1999 by some freaks in Asheville, NC. Old as dirt now, POS has evolved into more of a loose musical collective, unbound by any particular musical style, working to create something unlike anything mankind has ever known. Once their masterwork is complete, the world will never be the same...

Make sense of that and you'll get all the respect in the world, I guarantee it.

Now for the jokers responsible for this...

Jordan Lance, Kevin Guthrie, and Dave Sedgwick: All part of a balanced POS!

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NEWS AND UPDATES:

Marvel at my plastic applicator! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins! I shall regurgitate no peas! Hear me, shiny rectal tick! Say it with me and wiggle! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! Look, David Hasslehoff CAN fly! Oh, the horror! The funky horror!! Cease your barky noice making! Join my legion of darkness, my frowny face empire! Acknowledge me as the nippless wonder! Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinkey army of surly crack babies! I want TACOS!! Service me, Martha!!! I am cock-full of flying karate chop action! Hey! Those shoes with that dress? What were you thinking?! I am like a flying potato!! End this pathetic deception! I know your hiding martians in your head! Gimme them partians! I am going to put butter on them!! MARTIANS!!! Refuse my request of love? Here, this blood feud ends! Granpappy! Granpappy, rub me feets! Me feets, Granpappy!!! I have invoked an evil older than man! Older than croutons!! KILLER BEES!!! A million cows came flying from within the void! Banana Quik! I miss Banana Quik!! Minutes of planning, finally my toes wiggle! My scheme is complete! Soon, all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce! They will be sweet and sour!! Ha! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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