KICK OUT THE JAMS
(OK, so we didn't actually write this one, as it is more a result of the collective creative efforts of The Mc5, Blue Oyster Cult, The Presidents of the United States of America, Rage Against the Machine, and Pirate-on-a-Stick. We DID write the third verse, after all...)

Well, I've been elected to rock your asses 'til Midnight
This is my term and they jacked up my perm, but it's all right
I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution
Got a rock-and-roll problem, now we got a solution
So let me be who I am...
And let me kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams...

I gotta kick 'em out!

Well, I been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket
I'm going to Mars, I've got a message for the poodle in your pocket
Mission Control calling supernova
The hotline's rocking, you can come on over
So let us be who we am...
And let us kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams...

We gotta kick 'em out!

There's the thing and the stuff and the band's on stage and it's crazy now, baby
Got a hole in my pants and it hurts when I dance, 'cuz I'm lazy
Well, POS is rocking the room
And you can all relax, it'll be over soon
So let us be who we am...
And let us kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams...

We done kicked 'em out!

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