Whereas, The United States of America with only a temporary elected mortal as President, has slipped into a disgraceful political shamble without direction or purpose, and lacking a Regal light for the citizens of this great nation to gaze upon, we hereby formally proclaim that Pete Jefferson is now and for always, the one and only

  "King of America"

and all of the lands of what is now called The United States will hereafter be known  as the 

"Kingdom of Light"

     You may now bow and pledge your allegiance to the new king.

     In the first of many acts of love and kindness to his loyal subjects, the king will now issue his first decrees for all of the peoples of the land to follow. (If it suits their mood.)

King of the Cave Dwellers

The Official food of the Kingdom of Light:

Cheeseburgers and French Fries with a cold Pepsi.  (Milkshakes would be an acceptable substitute.)

There will be no taxes for our subjects.  Contributions to the King's treasury will be accepted to support the vast territories under his command and will be used travel widely with his queen and princes and princesses and all of his entourage while searching for the ultimate cheeseburger.

Hey Jude  (The Beatles)

Hot August Night  (Neil Diamond)

True Love Ways  (Buddy Holly)

No one in the news media shall use the phrase, "There are more questions than answers" when referring to a story on which they don't want to research.  Violators will be required to listen to Rush Limbaugh for 2 weeks for each offense.  

"The truth is out there."  Thank you, X-Files.

Of course not.

Anti-gravity vehicle.  (Soon to be invented by the kingdom's scientists as they learn the technique from our universal visitors.)

The king and his subjects will live forever.  Life continues as we break the bonds of this existence and evolve.