For those that believe The Bible is "The Word Of God", I have a few questions.

#1. The Bible says that the whole Universe was "created" about 6000 years ago. If that's the case, where did all those dinosaur bones come from? God just messing with his children's heads?

#2. The Bible says that our sun was created on the fourth day. Since days are counted by the earth's rotation in relation to the sun, how were the days counted before the fourth day?

#3. Who did Adam and Eve's kids have children with?

#4. Why no more miracles? I'm talking Moses-like miracles. If somebody parted a sea today, I'd be damned impressed. But today, we just get the face of Jesus in an office coffee stain, or an image of Mary showing up on a tortilla in Mexico. The same stuff happens with Elvis.

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