| Greetings! And welcome back to Chateau Serens!! You may now refer to me as "Frank the Wonder Llama." This site is now more Netscape friendly! It's a happier, gentler site. And don't forget that you can see my artwork in Elfwood!! To view this site you must have the following: 1. You must have a working computer (or I guess a Macintosh will do). 2. You must have a modem. 3. You must be connected to the internet or world wide web. 4. You must have your eyes open. 5. There is no #5 6. You must be looking at the screen. 7. You have to know all of the words to the Lumberjack Song. 8. You have to have had a previous experience with teaching Tibetan monks how to do the Hokey Pokey wearing noting but a carrot. #9. #9. #9. You have to know the speed velocity of a gorilla dancing in cream cheese. 10. You have to realize that #9 #9 #9 is a trick question!! Gorillas only dance in cottage cheese. Table of Contents: Want to know what's new without searching the whole flipping site? presenting "This Just In!" giving you the latest news on the goings-ons at Serens-topia!! NEW NEW NEW!!! Finally Presenting... The Art Cabinet!!! Move over Mt. Olympus, Presenting Mt. E. Python The Amazing Page of Useless Trivia Fact that Will Never Accomplish Anything Except Dazzle Your Friends, Amuse Your Enemies, and Make You a Wiz at Jeopardy and Trivial Pursuit Those Annoying e-mail Jokes The Red Dwarf Page Reflecting Back on Funny High School Moments About Me!!! All Serens All the time!!! Get free e-mails telling you when I have added to my site! Click here to e-mail me. Just type in the subject "Tell me now!" The e-mail problem has been fixed, so e-mail e-mail e-mail!!!! Wohoo!! |
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