Don't Panic

This is one of those sites that no one will ever take the time to look at, so I can be as lame as I want!

*This page contains the following unrefined crap*

All the secrets of the universe.

The truth about the your existence.

A How to guide: making synthetic lard you can eat.

A form of silly putty that can hold the weight of an English mad cow.

A How to guide: Making a super fuel from belly button lint.

And of course, anything and everything you didn't want to know about me.

Universe, What Universe?

The truth about your existance!

(a.k.a. Oh shit here we go again!)

My recipe for Syntetic Lard!

*The Tests that everyone fears!

*The sanity check list.

That's some Silly Putty!

Step by Step Super Fuel.

The mystery of Me!