Mystery Science Theater 3000 is EVIL!

And Here's Why!

There is a show on television called Mystery Science Theater 3000, with a loyal cult following of over 100,000 lost souls. This show is filled with evil satanic references. Here's a short list:

The main characters travel in space! We all know that only God can be in the holy void!
They watch Science Fiction movies, with buxom women and evil messages!
They "riff" these movies, with snide comments and foul language. Free Speech is a mark of the devil!
They encounter aliens although humans are God's only children!
A major character is an "evolved' talking ape. God only made humans able to talk!
There are 6 doors, plus the set is made of 6 sided hexagons, and there are six host segments. 666!

And many more blasphemies too. Read on and be saved!

Disclaimer:

This Is A Parody! MST3k Is Most Certainly Not Evil And Anybody Who Thinks It Is Should Hit Themselves In The Head With A Kitchen Spatula!