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Terms, "The Dead Road" has nothing to do with the late Gerry Garcia and his cronies. It is a road within Central Park that is closed to traffic and has since been colonized by skaters, volleyballers, chess players, the occasional drug-dealer, and the like. This "friend of a friend", whom we shall call ana blaKSpain, is the best friend of my then ladyfriend. That particular summer she happened to be visiting New York City and she being a native San Fransiscan and virgin to NYC, I was called upon to be her guide. As is standard fare for all tours of New York I of course took her on the sex-shop circuit. Tyson-Holyfield fight. For those of you who were living in a hole around June 29, 1997 Mike Tyson, during the course of his bout with Evander Holyfield bit off a portion of Holyfield's ear. Igor is a mythical character loosley based on the former boyfriend of my ex-girlfriend (my immediate successor). As you read this understand that I bear the man himself no real malice. I have no reason to dislike him and I know entirely nothing of his character. Y'see my problem is that I don't really have anyone I hate. And I mean hate in the sense that I would be the one buying the celebratory drinks after an angry mob had carried him off in a sack and thrown him into a deep pit along with assorted shards of glass, a rabid warthog and a militant lesbian with a knife. but I excurse. "Igor", whom I and a certain unnamed friend of mine have dubbed "The enemy" for purposes of male bonding and petty satiation, is the closest thing I have to a nemesis. so he, admittedly undeservingly, bears to brunt of a lifetime of pent-up hostility. Indigens. Presumptively the noun form of "indigenous": describing persons indigenous (native) to a region. I'm not sure if this word actually exists in the Queen's English—I sort of made it up. "Slope Day" for those not familiar with this hedonistic ritual of alcohol and excessive behavior can be best described in the words of Ariel Sheldon: "On the Last day of classes everyone gets drunk and hangs out on Libe slope.
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