This weeks topic: TRAFFIC IDIOTS
This weeks topic: 
Okay I am not holding back on this one because it seems like the more I yell and curse at those maniac drivers out there the more they seem to loss all common sense and decide to do something totally ignorant. When did it become acceptable to break a traffic law and then get ticked off at the person you cut off or scared the piss out of because they look at you like you are crazy? Some days I wish I had a really big bull horn to yell out my window at some of the jerks that are on the highways these days. Just today I was driving home from droping my girlfriend off at work and I was stopped at a red light. Well I was in the right hand lane and was going straight and the guy behind me wanted to take a right. He proceeded to honk his horn at me so I would pull up some and he could get by. Well first of all there was no way he was getting his big ass Dodge "I have a small penis" Ram truck past me without leaving the road. Not that I cared, but there just was not enough room. I even pulled up a little just to see what he would do; well low and behold he did fit by me. Of course the lawn he so cermoniously trudged over had some nice big tire tracks in it. What a nice guy. Sometimes if you need some entertainment you just need to take a drive. Here are some traffic manuvers that seem to have become legal for some reason or other:
1. It is okay to cut someone off if they are driving a GEO (hey who cares if they hit you add them to the bugs already splattered on your grill)
2. If it is raining or snowing go faster not slower (????)
3.If in a retirement town and it is sunny, raining or snowing then it is acceptable to go really really really slow.
4. Posted speed limits are really just a joke It is required that you laugh at them whem you pass them at over double the speedlimit.
5. If you are bigger you have the right of way.
6. If you are driving a motorcycle all rules of the road do not apply to you. Do whatever you want. Pass between cars, Park whever you want, drive in the emergency lane to buck traffic jams.
7. Taking at right on red no longer requires you to come to a full stop, as a matter of fact you have the right of way, cut off any bastard coming from the left.
8. It is okay to extend the time of a green arrow for up to ten seconds after it turns red, or if you are in a left turn lane and the light is red and are supposed to yield to oncoming traffic it is okay to gun your engine as soon as it turns green and cut off those lame ass-monkeys trying to actually obey the law.
9. If you are a delivery driver it is perfectly acceptable to stop in the middle of the road, even if there is plenty of room to park your truck off the road. Why should you have to walk do far?
10. If you are a police officer you do not have to follow any rules of the road, even if you are not on an emergency call.
What is it that makes people think they can do whatever they want on the road these days? If you have a small penis problem don't buy a big pickup and try to take it out on eveyrone else, because when all is said and done you will still have a small penis. I cannot say that all people drive like idiots because there are some that actually use turn signals and do not speed on a regular basis. I know that I do not follow every rule on the highway, but I do try my best and I definitely do not blatently ignore someones elses rights on the road. I think one of the main reasons we see so many traffic violations is the fact that most people get away with it. Why follow a law if it isnt enforced? What can we do about it? Oh nothing I guess except flip people off and curse and yell, or we can "get it off our chest" by venting your comments here on my page. Just click on the police car below and together we can tell these jerks off.
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