RIDDLES
Here are some riddles to keep you busy. Don't cheat and look at the answers without at least guessing. Well okay I cant stop you , but you will know in your heart that you are a big fat peter eater..ummm.. I mean cheater. Hey that reminds me have you heard about the guy named Peter who went to a theater and bought a liter of soda and fell over the parking meter? No? Me either. Just click on the idea lightbulb at the bottom of the page and all will be revealed to you. Hey also if you have any riddles you would like me to add to this page send them and I will put them on here as fast as you can say "Bubba bought Bertha big bubbly bubblegum before baking burnt bread. Okay maybe not that fast , but I look at my mail everyday so it will not be too long.


Gloves Gloves Gloves

Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair? Think carefully!!


Row Row Row your kids

Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?



Butts, cigar butts that is

Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?



Jenn has problems

Jenn is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like?


Just who the hell are you again?

Someone at a party introduces you to your mother's only sister's husband's sister in law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady?


Frequent flyers

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour ( because of a strong head wind ). Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?


Run Tim Run

A carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal sections. If it takes 1 minute per cut, how long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?


Silver Dollars

Why are 1898 silver dollars worth more than 1897 silver dollars?


Such a waste of good letters

What English word can have 4 of it's 5 letters removed and still retain it's original pronunciation?


June?

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?




Dont catch cold

If, having only one match, on a freezing winters day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first.



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