Mulder Sounds

Season Six

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doodoo.wav

Mulder: Well, the sun will rise in America tomorrow, regardless of whether or not we're at yet another farm investigating yet another enormous pile of doo doo.

Drive

trblblow.wav

Mulder: There's a little trouble at our White House, but that'll blow over. So to speak.

Triangle

jhnycash.wav

Mulder: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johnny Cash.

Dreamland II

tramp.wav

Mulder: Joanne, listen to me. There's something I've gotta tell you.

Joanne: I've heard enough from you for one lifetime, Morris. Go tell it to that tramp of yours, that Scully whats-her-name.

Mulder: Dana Scully. Special Agent Dana Scully.

Joanne: Special tramp Dana Scully. Mulder: She's my partner, Joanne.

Joanne: I'm supposed to be your partner.

Mulder: My name is not Morris Fletcher. It's Fox Mulder, Special Agent Fox Mulder with the FBI. Dana Scully is my FBI partner.

Dreamland II

top_gun.wav

Mulder: Hey! Grandma Top Gun will you shut the hell up!

Dreamland II

dmnftlhv.wav

Mulder: Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest.

Terms of Endearment

race_ya.wav

Mulder: So where is our appointment? How far do we have to go?

Wayne: What?

Mulder: Come on, Wayne. I'll race ya.

Terms of Endearment

who.wav

Mulder: Where ya going?

Wayne: What?

Mulder: Who are you talking to?

Betsy: Wayne, who are you talking to?

Terms of Endearment

rain.wav

Mulder: What about the rain?

Holman Hartz: That's a more clouded issue, if you'll excuse my pun.

Rain King

yadidit.wav

Mulder: Ahh, ya did it.

Holman Hartz: No, you did it.

Mulder: What are you talking about?

Holman Hartz: She said she loves me, but that she's *in* love with you.

Rain King

category.wav

Mulder: And what category is that?

Maurice:Narcissistic overzealous self-righteous egomaniac.

Mulder: That's a category?

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

frump.wav

Lyda: Masher.

Mulder: Frump.

*door opening*

Lyda: I don't know who you're calling a frump, but I don't appreciate that.

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

romance.wav

Mulder: What happened to the star-crossed lovers?

Lyda: Oh, let me tell you. The romance is the first thing to go.

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

u_asking.wav

Mulder: They found your mother.

Spender: She wants to talk to you.

Mulder: I didn't hear the magic word.

Spender: Look, Agent Mulder, I'm not gonna get down on my knees here.

Mulder: Are you ASKING me, Agent Spender?

Two Fathers

rob.wav

Mulder: The name is Rob.

Arcadia

hunny.wav

Mulder: Isn't that right, honeybunch?

Arcadia

playhous.wav

Mulder: Admit it. You just want to play house.

Arcadia

makesndw.wav

Mulder: Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich!

Arcadia

thrillgo.wav

Mulder: The thrill is gone.

Arcadia

threshol.wav

Mulder: Hey, oooo! Wait a minute, you didn't let me carry you over the threshold.

Arcadia

makeclea.wav

Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?

Arcadia

babycats.wav

Mulder: Oh, we just spooned up and fell asleep, like little baby cats.

Arcadia

thenuts.wav

Mulder: All the nuts roll down to Florida.

Agua Mala

biscuit.wav

Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.

Alpha

writer.wav

Mulder: You're a writer, anything I'd know?

Padgett: I don't think so.

Milagro

working.wav

Padgett: Working on anything interesting?

Mulder: A murder case.

Padgett: Anything I'd know?

Mulder: Possibly.

Milagro

slicedic.wav

Mulder: Hey, you weren't joking about being late. I was about to start slicing and dicing myself.

Milagro

deardiary.wav

Mulder: "Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion."

Trevor

wisdom.wav

Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

The Unnatural

poorboy.wav

Mulder: Alright, fire away poor boy!

The Unnatural

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