clwnsuit.wav
Mulder: Next time I'll wear a
clown suit and do balloon tricks.
The Beginning
doodoo.wav
Mulder: Well, the sun will rise in
America tomorrow, regardless of whether or not we're at yet
another farm investigating yet another enormous pile of doo doo.
Drive
figures.wav
Crump: It's you people. Figures.
Mulder: What figures?
Crump: Shut up.
Drive
apology.wav
Mulder: That was an apology,
right? Gee, I don't know if I can see to drive, my eyes are
tearing up so bad.
Drive
bozowork.wav
Mulder: Back to the Bozo-work,
investigating huge piles of manure.
Drive
trblblow.wav
Mulder: There's a little trouble
at our White House, but that'll blow over. So to speak.
Triangle
hesnot.wav
Mulder (as
Morris Fletcher): Morris, you, you son-of-a-bitch! You orchestrated
this whole thing! He's not me, Scully! Would I do this? Would I
do this? Scully! Scully! You gotta start telling the truth!
Scully, he's not me! He's not me! Scully, he's not me!
Dreamland
jhnycash.wav
Mulder: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
Johnny Cash.
Dreamland II
tramp.wav
Mulder: Joanne, listen to me.
There's something I've gotta tell you.
Joanne: I've heard enough from you
for one lifetime, Morris. Go tell it to that tramp of yours, that
Scully whats-her-name.
Mulder: Dana Scully, Special Agent
Dana Scully.
Joanne: Special tramp Dana Scully.
Mulder: She's my partner, Joanne.
Joanne: I'm supposed to be your
partner.
Mulder: My name is not Morris
Fletcher. It's Fox Mulder, Special Agent Fox Mulder with the FBI.
Dana Scully is my FBI partner.
Dreamland II
top_gun.wav
Mulder: Hey! Grandma Top Gun will
you shut the hell up!
Dreamland II
dmnftlhv.wav
Mulder: Scully, this is a classic
case of demon fetal harvest.
Terms of
Endearment
race_ya.wav
Mulder: So where is our
appointment? How far do we have to go?
Weinsider: What?
Mulder: Come on, Wayne. I'll race
ya.
Terms of
Endearment
who.wav
Mulder: Where ya going?
Wayne: What?
Mulder: Who are you talking to?
Betsy: Wayne, who are you talking
to?
Terms of
Endearment
arrest.wav
Mulder: Mr. Weinsider, I don't want
to arrest Laura. I'm sure you'd hate like that devil for that to
happen, as well?
Wayne: I should say so.
Terms of
Endearment
rain.wav
Mulder: What about the rain?
Hartz: That's a more clouded
issue, if you'll excuse my pun.
Rain King
gazescly.wav
Mulder: I do not *gaze* at Scully.
Rain King
yadidit.wav
Mulder: Ahh, ya did it.
Hartz: No, you did it.
Mulder: What are you talking
about?
Hartz: She said she loves me, but
that she's *in* love with you.
Rain King
gave_up.wav
Mulder: I almost gave up on you.
How The Ghosts
Stole Christmas
category.wav
Mulder: And what category is that?
Maurice: Narcissistic overzealous
self-righteous egomaniac.
Mulder: That's a category?
How the Ghosts
Stole Christmas
frump.wav
Lyda: Masher.
Mulder: Frump.
*door opening*
Lyda: I don't know who you're
calling a frump, but I don't appreciate that.
How the Ghosts
Stole Christmas
romance.wav
Mulder: What happened to the
star-crossed lovers?
Lyda: Oh, let me tell you. The
romance is the first thing to go.
How the Ghosts
Stole Christmas
hifox.wav
Scully: Scully.
Mulder: Hi, my name is Fox Mulder.
We used to sit next to each other at the FBI. How's your X-File
coming?
Tithonus
fa_stop.wav
Mulder: Federal Agent, stop right
there!
S. R. 819
hatebtfl.wav
Mulder: Don't hate me 'cause I'm
beautiful.
S. R. 819
u_asking.wav
Mulder: They found your mother.
Spender: She wants to talk to you.
Mulder: I didn't hear the magic
word.
Spender: Look, Agent Mulder, I'm not
gonna get down on my knees here.
Mulder: Are you asking
me, Agent Spender?
Two Fathers
gaame.wav
Mulder: Ga-ame.
Two Fathers
itisoper.wav
Mulder: It is an opportunity,
made-to-order for the powers that be.
Two Fathers
csmlook.wav
Mulder: The Cigarette Smoking Man
came looking for his son, who has now taken up the futile cause
that used to be mine.
Two Fathers
gonna_p.wav
Cassandra
Spender: Oh my
God! I think I'm gonna pee the floor!
Mulder: Don't, don't do that.
Two Fathers
gray.wav
Mulder: I heard gray is the new
black.
One Son
hunny.wav
Mulder: Isn't that right,
honeybunch?
Arcadia
makesndw.wav
Mulder: Woman, get back in here and
make me a sandwich!
Arcadia
threshol.wav
Mulder: Hey, oooo! Wait a minute,
you didn't let me carry you over the threshold.
Arcadia
rob.wav
Mulder: The name is Rob.
Arcadia
playhous.wav
Mulder: Admit it. You just want to
play house.
Arcadia
thrillgo.wav
Mulder: The thrill is gone.
Arcadia
babycats.wav
Mulder: Oh, we just spooned up and
fell asleep, like little baby cats.
Arcadia
bringito.wav
Mulder: Bring it on.
Arcadia
makeclea.wav
Mulder: Did I not make myself
clear?
Arcadia
thenuts.wav
Mulder: All the nuts roll down to
Florida.
Agua Mala
blahblah.wav
Mulder: Blah, blah, blah.
Monday
biscuit.wav
Mulder: You get a biscuit, Scully.
Alpha
baddog.wav
Mulder: Bad dog.
Alpha
writer.wav
Mulder: You're a writer, anything
I'd know?
Padgett: I don't think so.
Milagro
working.wav
Padgett: Working on anything
interesting?
Mulder: A murder case.
Padgett: Anything I'd know?
Mulder: Possibly.
Milagro
jerkoff.wav
Mulder: I think this is a big jerk
off.
Milagro
slicedic.wav
Mulder: Hey, you weren't joking
about being late. I was about to start slicing and dicing,
myself.
Milagro
gesundhe.wav
Mulder: Argh, oh, gesundheit.
Trevor
deardiary.wav
Mulder: "Dear Diary, today my
heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human
combustion."
Trevor
donthave.wav
Mulder: I don't have a theory.
Trevor
drivers.wav
Mulder: Don't recognize him from
his driver's license, do you?
Trevor
wisdom.wav
Mulder: The road of excess leads
to the palace of wisdom.
The Unnatural
hitbaseb.wav
Mulder: You've never hit a
baseball, have you, Scully?
The Unnatural
getoverh.wav
Mulder: Get over here, Scully.
The Unnatural
ash.wav
Mulder: It's not a bad piece of
ash, huh?
The Unnatural
poorboy.wav
Mulder: Alright, fire away
poor-boy!
The Unnatural
dance.wav
Mulder: No, seriously. I mean,
every time I bring you a new case, we go through this perfunctory
dance. You tell me I'm not being scientifically rigorous and that
I'm off my nut. And in the end who turns out to be right like
98.9% of the time?
Field Trip
doubt.wav
Mulder: I just think I've earned
the benefit of the doubt here.
Field Trip
