10:31 PM 1)What's your name? Benjamin James Wilson 2)How old are you? 18 3)What are two random 1-digit numbers that come to your mind? 590 4)How much money do you get for an allowance? nothing really bit I get about 300 in a paycheck biweekly. 5)What's your favorite TV show? x-files, star trek, conan, space ghost 6)How many times have you moved in your lifetime? five times 7)What's your favorite store? half price books probably. 8)Which is more important - life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness? happiness 9)Do you know of a middle school with the initials PMS? nien 10)How many pets do you have? 4 11)How many boyfriends or girlfriends have you ever had? just one 12)What state comes to mind when you hear the word "choo choo"? California 13)How was your day today? not the best, i lost a lot of motivation to do things. friends that need help can be really freakin' abigious as to what they want. 14)How many people do you know that had their house catch on fire? one or two. the school. 15)How much time do you spend on the internet a week? not very much. I would say three or four hours. I would probably have more but school prevents that. 16)What do you consider the chances of finding $20 on the side of the road? not freakin' likely 17)What do you consider the chances of returning $20 found on the side of the road? evenl less. 18)Does this survey interest you? it beats doing nothing. 19)How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? I dunno, three times I think 20)Time to take a break. What are you going to do after this is saved to your diary? depends on when I get done. I will probably go to sleep. 21)Why are you trying to complete this survey? I think that it would be quite an accomplishment. 22)How many movies have you seen within the last week? two or three. I know two in the cinema 23)What about the last month? about four. 24)What did you eat for lunch today? I think I skipped it. 25)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? considering hat i is a really small animal, I wouldent tink much. 26)Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways? I hate Gallagher! 27)Why, if ass is a swear word, is it used in a Bible? because the donkey cannot be called a fuck. 28)Do ads annoy you? indeed. i now have a popup killer. it works. 29)Where is the nearest bathroom from where you are now? upstairs around the corner. 30)What is the longest word you know of? the antidisesablishmentarim shit. I used to know the longest work ever in any language (it was in german) like twentysomething letters, but I forgot it. 31)What is your favorite phrase about annoying guests? I used to know quite a few, but not tonight. 32)What was your first word as a baby? I think it was spinach 33)Women: Do you feel slutty today? Men:Do you feel pimpish today? Can’t I feel both? 34)True or false- You brush your teeth at least once a week. Oh yeah 35)Do you like shopping? not really it depends on what it is. 36)What are you listening to? My dad is watching TV around the corner. i was litstening to Ben Folds and Ben Lee's stirring rendition of "I touch myself" I now know that song on my guitar. 37)Do you know your fastest GWAM (Gross Words a Minute), or the number of words per minute (4 U idiots)? I want o say 47. 38)Well, do tell us what it is. um... maybe I missed the point of the question. 39)Are you gay/lesibian? Can’t I be both? 40)How many gay/lesbian friends do you have? quite a few actually.. 41)You like to write in your diary. if by that, you mean livejournal.yes. 42)You have a Neopet. not after tonights stew! 43)There are aliens under your bed. please dont tell the border police! 44)You see dead people. let that stupid movie quote die already! 45)You've seen the movie about the kid that sees dead people. monkeybone? 46)Your back itches. yeah. so does my trigger finger. 47)The thing your sitting on is a chair. kinda. it is kinda delapidated. 48)You can think of a real word that rhymes with orange. there are none. I played comedy sportz. I know. 49)Any of your best friends has called you bitchy during your friendship with them. they called me a lot of things. if they did, it was just more wood in the fire. 50)There is something stuck to your booty. dammit amy! 51)Your parents annoy you. they dont annoy me actually. 52)The thing that annoys you the most involves sound. he can make some really annoying sounds, I'll give you that. 53)The word vicious describes you. depending on my mood or goals. 54)You have siblings. three little sisters. 55)You can count everyone in your family. 6 56)You like the color brown. I have a brown winter hat. (outdated) 57)Things from the early 1900's interest you. oh yeah especially the 1920's new york and chicago style clothes and talk. 58)The best music is country music. it can by pretty good. I dont count the new stuff. it's all wishywashy pop crap. 59)There is a little dog telling you what to do. I think a thirteen year old wrote this survey. 60)You know all of your friend's phone numbers. mr. PDA takes care of that for me. 61)Green tea is yummy. I will drink it. 62)You're popular. in my own little delusional world. 63)You're a pervert. probably 64)Vivacious describes you. Sweet! 65)Gambling is a problem for you. I will bet you 2/3 odds it isnt! 67)The word death scares you. the word "snapple" does the job too. 68)There is a window nearby. way across the basement. 68)Something doesn't seem right to you. Iwould list them but that would be a waste of time and energy. you are already doing a good job of that, survey! 69)You immediately noticed that there is no 66, but two 68's on this thing. actually I missed that. 70))<-- Your youngest grandparent is probably older than this. um... actually yeah. 71)Your kitchen floor is tiled white and black. Nien 72)Puberty is a scary thing. it can be. or it can be... REALLY FREAKIN' COOL! BADASS! 73)Skating is fun. eh, I didn't enjoy it too much. 74)You barf a lot. I did today. in the side of the road. I had to pull over. 75)For some reason, you seem to feel snack deprived. nope. I had two little kitkats. 76)You know what time you'll be up til tonight. probably really late. 77)You think you will make it up to 1,000 on this survey thing. I will try... 78)You know what a Fuzzle and a Poogle are (and answering "true" to #42 helps). oh! sothis is true and false! ok I get it!. 79)These questions seem to be scrapping the bottom of the pudding cup. mmm pudding. big plate of pudding. 80)You wear underware ALL the time (24/7, 365((not including swimming and bathing))). I try to... 81)Jingle Bells: indigo firls joni mitchel cover - river 82)Nuts: aisle 8. 83)Frank: I saw matchstick men last night. 84)Bopples: king of the hill 85)Farmer: phish - waste 86)Fairies: jon stricklin (I'm not sure why) 87)Gory Movies: I imediatly think of that conan the barbarian movieI think it is. when conan rips the horn off that monster at the end and the green stuff comes out. I saw that when I was like... five. 88)Buzz Lightyear: I funny beer name. 89)Mimi: the drew carey show, unfortuatly. 90)Zizzerzazzerzuzz: the phantom tollbooth 91)Parking: I will NOT bring my car into milwaukee when I move there.. 92)Bald: picard 93)Muck: a midsummer nights dream. and the labryinth 94)Rolls: Ilove'em 95)Seal: elton john - gray seal 96)Name the states you've lived in. oklahoma, new york, wisconsin 97)What is your least favorite class? history, right now... though university choir used to be kinda high up there. 98)Where did you get that fabulous outfit you're wearing: hm... pajama pants from... two years ago so I dont remember. same as sweatshirt... t-shirt I bought about two days ago. same as the socks. 99)What is the largest amount of money you've ever spent in one store? in one time? walmart. in all? the comic book store buying the black magic 100)Tap your finger on the screen of the computer. Does it smudge? I will NOT 101)Do smudges on your computer screen annoy you? YES 102)Where is the nearest ghetto house? in town. 103)What is the last thing you ate/drank? kit kat bars 104)Where did Christmas come from? eric devine. 105)Why do we celebrate Halloween? 'cause then when would madison riot? 106)What's country music? oldstuff? a genra that was pretty good. 107)Why is there a brain in your head if you don't use it? why is there a survey in your website if noone goes there? 108)What is your "social class" in school? grama geek/ choir guy. 109)Do dogs do the doo? lets hope not 110)Can you shoot a gun well? actually I can. 111)How many times have you weighed yourself on the scale today? none 112)Have you ever had an eating disorder? not really. if by that you mean a lot, then yes. 113)Do you think you are depressed? now? no. I feel kinda down, but not depressed. 114)Type a sentance and don't use the backspace or anything. One of these days alice, pow bam zoom! Right in the kisser buh.. ot the moon!. 115)Now count your mistakes? Including the shameful misquote…. 4 116)Are you looking forward to tomorrow? not really I work. 117)Why/why not? I just want to enjoy my life! 18)What is the best thing about a sunny day? The number isn’t 118 like it should be… but yeah… outside… garden… spend it with friends… 119)What color is the shirt you're wearing now? red 120)What color are your pants? Light blue pajama pants 121)How much do you weigh? 189 122)Count your current imaginary friends and name them. I had one whenI was a little kid. 123)Do you hear the bells? my dad's clock he got when he became a professor actually. it is 1130 124)What number do you plan to get to on the 1,000 Question survey? 124. wait a minute... HELLS YEAH! 125)Do you believe in "best friends"? they exist 126)Why do you or why do you not? Because sometimes there is a person who proves that they really would put you above all else… it tends to set them apart. 127)What are some of your favorite words? I dont think I have one 128)What is your favorite inside joke? Oh, turtle will never die 129)Are you feeling itchy right now? not relly. 130)Name your favorite president. I LOVE YOU JAMES GARFIELD. 131)What profession would you want when you're older? actor. it's all I got. 132)Do you like to lick things? depends on what it is 133)Can you make yourself barf? yeah. gotme out of many a tight situations. 134)Really? well, I could of just faced the consiquenses, but that wouldent be fun. 135)What would you do if your name was Dick Ball? right now? or whenI fould out that was my name? 136)How many times have you felt like beating the piss out of someone today? quite a few times actually. 137)How many illegal plants grow in your back yard? none that I know of. i used to joke my mom was growing weed 'cause a flowr she has in it's begging stages kinda looks like the reefer. 138)Can I fix it? YES YOU CAN! oh god... 139)How close are you to a telephone? upstairs 140)You are in love. hah! oh yeah! 141)You feel hated. hah! oh yeah! 142)There is someone in your school that has commited a crime against you. Yeah… they stole my heart…. And my wallet. 143)The next time you have a birthday will be in 2004. indeed. 144)Everyone hates you. no. no they dont. 145)Women: You think little girls are sexy. Men: You think little boys are sexy. are you tryin' to put me in jail? 146)Recently, you have reaped the benefits. Oh yeah. She neva saw it comin!!! 147)There is weed in your backyard. No weeds. I rock. 148)You can spell dog 10 times fast without messing up. dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dgo Imade it eleven! 149)You live in a BIG mansion. well sometimes I sneak into steve's house... heh 150)Good friends are hard to come by. yeah they really are. 151)Santa Claus is yo mama/yo daddy. rick wetzel perhaps... 152)Strange animals piss in your backyard. considering I live in the woods... 153)Ya got gas. nien 154)Yo mama jokes are amusing to you. depends on who's tellin them. 155)You've had a dream where you killed your worst enemy. lots of them 156)Spiders scare you. jesus fucking christ. 157)A dog once bit you. yeah! she still does! I found the only way I can tolerate her is fight her about once a week. a half hour fight getsa lot of agression out. puppys have a lot of energy. 158)You've never been to Florida. nope 159)Bugs are fun to bake in the oven. ugh, no! 160)Shopping is fun. not it is NOT wasn’t I already asked this? 161)Cute dogs are fun. eh 162)You believe in reincarnation. not really maybe that would be cool. but I like being me. 163)One of the things you dislike is being questioned. yeah kinda like surveys! 164)Rainy days are cool. they can be. with the right person. 165)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday? be with friends. 166)What kind of computer operating system do you have? windows XP professional 167)Who do you love? Oh, You know who you are. 168)What is the longest you went out with anyone? what was it... like... five or six mounths. 169)How many days a week do you drink coke and pepsi? none. I had one recently, but other then that i steer away from soda 170)Did you get to this point in the survey from #1? indeed I did. 171)What car do you want to drive? my car. with a corvette engine in it. no one would know what hit them. 172)Does rap music offend you? Only whenI am trying to concentrate on something else. 173)When you fight, what is the first thing you always do? block, then tae kwon do the FUCK OUTTA THEM! god that sounds dorky. 174)Can you turn people's sentences around to make them seem nasty? ask amy. 175)How many times have you ever had lice? never really. 176)What do you see the most in your dreams: Spiral galaxies. 177)How many times have you smacked your butt into someone? a few times. 178)Can you tell us how many cigarettes you've ever smoked? like... none really a ciger once (stupid persuasive kline). 179)What is your view on "cussing"? a fucking abomination (mmm, cliché joke…) 180)What is the time where you are? 1145 181)What is the longest you've ever slept w/o waking up? 18 hours I think. 182)What is the lowest quiz grade you've ever gotten? 0 hah! 183)What do you hear outside? Have headphone on. Listening to “lily’s eyes” 184)Name all of the ghetto swear words - if you're ghetto enough. um... "blarney" and.. um.. "poppycock" 185)What is your favorite line from a movie: picard reciting Moby dick in first contact…. Mst3k quotes… 186)Do you like to party? not too much 187)What happens when you get really mad? I wish upon a star 188)What spending problem, if any, do you have? I can spend my enite paycheck on stuff then scrounge for two weeks. 189)What is the worst thing you've ever done? Nothing really… I have manipulated people. That is about it. 190)Bikini or tankini? tankini? 191)The word booty or the word buttocks? oh buttocks! 192)Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate 193)Monkeys or baboons? MONkEY! 194)Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube? eww 195)Rock or country? Rock 196)Cartoons or news? news 197)Assignments or Assassinators? Assignments 198)First or second? First 199)Blood or guts? Blood 200)cheez doodles: crunchy or not? the puffs 201)Black or blue? Black. 202)Hurricanes or tornadoes? tornados 203)Pepsi or coke? Coke 204)Britney or Christina? Neither do it for me. 205)Woodchucks or Peter Piper? woodchuck 206)Bulimia or Anorexia? Anorexia 207)TRL or 106 and Park? shut up. 208)Love & lose or never loved at all? Love and lose. 209)Reading or TV? reading, usually. 210)Phone or AIM? AIM 211)Girl friends or girlfriends? neither. 212)Nighties or jammies? Jammies 213)Crystal or diamonds? Crystal 214)Treating your enemies with: hate or respect? both 215)Hang out with: Gay men or lesbians? You superficial bastard survey. 216)The word spit or the word spittled? Spit 217)Checkers or chess? Chess 218)Peas or carrots? Peas 219)Happy endings or unhappy endings? Happy endings. 220)If you could give this day a title, what would it be? The Living End 221)Why? Because life will work out. We will make it work out. And the band I listened to and didn’t like all that much. 222)Do you still play with dolls? I have my jackalope. 223)What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? I did it last Saturday night. 224)Make up a long math problem with a simple answer (I know this is more of an order that a question, but WHO CARES). "that"? besides that was something I really hated about math. the really long and arduious problems like.. ended in one. it pissed me off. I mean, if I have to go through tha,tI want a better answer then fucking "one". 225)What is the best thing that's happened to you within the last 10 minutes? I rubbed my eyes. 226)What's your favorite card game? Solitaire 227)What are some of the things on your life's "to-do list"? get out of my little rrut I am in move out and buy guitars. 228)How are you wearing your hair now? No gel…. Soft. Yeah. 229)Where was the first place you ever did it? My first time? First time I did it seriousl was… Freshman year. on North’s stage. I was a “bad, sleazy doctor”. It was great… I couldent quite get into a good rthym but David Goecke coached me through it. You are talking about acting…. Right? 230)What is your definition of a ho? garden tool 231)Why did the chicken cross the road? (insert tyson joke here) 232)Where is the first place man may place a colony- Mars or the moon? I would guess the moon. as unpractical as that is. 233)What is something you want when you are older and can afford it? x-files on DVD, cool computer. guitars and lots of them. 234)What is the farthest you've gotten in the "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song. I have no idea 235)What do you see when you look over your shoulder? guitar case, white wall with picute of snowscape scene on it. 236)Marco! new martin! 237)IF you're happy and you know it, will you clap your hands? fuck off. 238)How mean are you? I can be. I feel bad when I am so I try not to be. I am sorry. 239)Are you itchy? fucking christ!!! 240)Can you believe you've made it this far? fuck you. 242)Can you list ten words to describe yourself? hmm... probably. 243)Okay... do so now! tired, worn, creative, used, unforgiving, musical, bitter, lonely, supportive, tough. 244)What color braces do you have? no braces for me. 245)What do you hate about yourself? my mindset sometimes. 246)What's the worst prank you've played on your friends? not really bad. just scaring them a bit... hitting andrews car with both my hands while he backs up was probably the worst actually. 247)What ails you right now? The licence thing…. Right now I can get by. 248)Are you bored? a bit. 249)If you could modify your life, what would you be doing right now? out with friends not feeling sick. 250)Any funny comments from your teachers today? Today? Nien. 251)Have you been to a carnival lately? no 252)Why do you feel the way you do? Because It feels good. And you know what? I think it is working! 253)What sucks right now? I really should sleep. 254)What is psychotic right now? You smell 255)What is cool right now? My check card 256)What are you planning on doing tomorrow? Go to class. Read up for the quiz 257)Where do you live(ie: house, trailer, apartment)? House 258)Do you see the missing 2 anywhere? you are a fucking moron. 259)Do you steal? depends. I have a lot of film on my shelf right now. 260)What did you do today? Sick. Ate with danny. Talked to David online. 261)Is there any money related thing that happened today? Ineed money.. 262)How do you piss people off? I just seemto kave a knack to drive people away sometimes. 263)How many friends of the opposite sex do you have? a few. 264)Can you babble? if need be. 265)How many languages can you speak in? does music count? 266)What language(s)? I took a year of german... 267)What can you think of as another word for crap? today 268)Are you having problems? Uh huh. 269)Would you ever kiss someone you weren't going out with? yeah. depends on the nature of it though. 270)What color is your hair? It's brown. 271)As of right now, what is your dream for the future? to live away from home. 272)What, in your mind, qualifies someone as being REALLY dumb? I could go on for hours. 273)If your parents didn't name you what they did, what are some names you might have been named (If that even makes any sense to you). I was goingto be named collin. I like the name collin. I wishI was collin. 274)Are you weird? I used to be. 275)What are your pet's names? blackberry, maisy, molly, and bear. 276)Can you make yourself yawn? sometimes. 277)Can you name all of your friends in the order of their birthdays? heh no. 278)If you had a daughter right now, what would she be named? I dunno…. 279)If you had a son right now, what would he be named? hm... Scott probably. David, too. 280)How many people have you scared today? the customers who saw me in a sneezing fit today at work. 281)Are you immature? sometimes. 281)Are there ticks in your weave? you and your homespun euphamisms 282)How long is your hair? hahaha! used to be a foot and a half. not it is like.. lower neck length and I need a harcut. 283)Are there little creatures on your back. Dammit amy! 284)Have you done all of the 284 questions so far? yep 285)Your computer is making you mad right now. it is new computer so no. 286)You feel your life is as cold and cruel as hellmouth freezing over. not that bad. 287)You have dandruff. nope. my hair is awesome. 288)Your dandruff is really bad. fuck you. 289)You're horny right now. Well, I was talking to james…. Tee hee 290)There is a life size monkey statue in your possession at all times. I have an olf suffed animal in my room named monkey. he's so cool. 291)Your eyes are twitching. nien 292)Someone has just made your hate list. I dont have one. 293)Voices are telling you to go eat some food. I am not hungry. 294)You obey any strange voices you hear. depends on how old I feel. 295)You've killed a man. I killed a man. 296)Smileys are COOL! FUCK OFF! 297)Politics is boring. it depends on what side of politics it is. 298)You are male. yep 299)Siblings are annoying as hell. I lie my sisters we get along a lot better now. 300)You've seen something eerie today. not really. 301)Someone loves you. I really hope so. 302)Right now, someone is probably thinking of you. I hope so.. 303)You believe that there is a God. not gonna touch that. 304)There is life outside of our Solar System (aliens). oh yeah. yeah there is. 305)You got cash today. hah nope. 306)You've stolen from a store. not recently. 307)You've stolen from your friends. Never 308)"Something slipped slyly sneaking supposedly south" is an alliteration. I know that. 309)You know of ugly houses on the outside that are pretty on the inside. I dont know. 310)You have enough nerve to reach in someone elses pocket. oh yeah 311)You're the baby in the family. oldest sorry. 312)No one understands you. OH WOE IS MEEEEE! 313)You have a pissing buddy (in other words, you and this person try and piss people off). Kline! 314)Broccoli is very yummy. I like it. 315)Kissing is fun. depends on who it is. 316)You have no friends. I have friends, (best comeback eva!!) 317)Someone has insulted you today. Yes 318)You aren't scared to get in trouble. oh no. ot at all. 319)Someone you hate gave you a complement today. Yeah. And I appreciate it. And I do owe you a lot 320)You are vertically challenged. 5' 7 1/2" so kinda yeah. 321)Is this survey taking long enough or what? I don't mind. 322)What if someone with the last name of Balls had a son named Dick Nel? Dick Nel balls? FUCK OFF 323)Are you happy? not truly yet 324)Do the Sims kick some serious booty? never played. 325)What would happen if you poured spaghetti sauce on the computer? I would probably just wipe it off. 326)How do you know how many more questions until you reach 1,000? simple math that combined withthe fact the you suck. 327)Speaking of which, how many more ARE there? I really dont care 328)How did you get that number? fuck off. 329)Can you think of a name that can be reversed and look the same? bob, otto 330)Well, will you tell me what it is? fuck off 331)Can you back that thing up? ok... HALF THESE QUESTIONS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF MINDLESS DRIVEL. but I am still doing the survey so... whatever. 332)Have you taken your vitamins today I did. DANNY DIDN’T! DANNY DIDN’T! 333)Did you ever have an internet boyfriend/girlfriend and when? nope. 334)What is the longest you've ever been in the pool? I dont swim as much as I struggle to keep alive, so not too long. 335)Why can you not be blind? dot count your cards with the white on white pressre wih hypertension a blow could detach my retina. it could happen. 336)Do you hear the bells on Christmas day? I am not lookingforward to chrismas. or winter at all for that matter. 337)What is your marital status? lonely 338)What do you want your marital status to be when you're 29? relationship but I dont want to marry. 339)How old will you get married at? I wont be married. 340)Are you an only child? I'm one of four 341)Who in your house has the next birthday? My Dad 342)Any plans for tomorrow? Go to class… work 343)Have you kissed someone of the same sex? yeah 344)Why am I stupid? I don’t thin isaid you were stupid… I said a lot ofther things about you though! Swing and a miss 345)What time is it? It's 246 346)What is your favorite insult in another language? I know none 347)What does that mean? fuck off. 348)Is there a pimple on your booty? Yarr my treasure has no blemishes… 349)If there is a bottle of water and someone drinks half, is it half empty or half full? fuck... the hell... off. 350)Is Michael Jordan REALLY the best basketball player in the world? no, I bet some guy in mongolia could have kicked his ass if only he rich so he could compete with the US stars. 351)What are some of the movies you cried while watching? I lot of them. I can get really teary eyed during movies. 352)Who hates you? A couple of people. I aint going to burn bridges though 353)How many stars would you rate today with 5 stars being the highest? 3 354)Any plans for the future? not really. just to move out. 355)What kind of car do you like? Hybrid could pay for itself. 356)7 8 9? I did those already. 357)What do you keep in your refrigerator? Food 358)What is the hardest thing you are doing in school right now? Analyzing a play that I didn’t like. 359)What is your favorite fairy tale? Idunno, alice in wonderland dosent count does it? no it's nota fairy tale. 360)When was the last time you had the hiccups? a long time ago. 361)Do you know how to do the funky chicken? fuck no. 362)What is a fond childhood memory? new york the cornell campus. 363)Can you remember when you learned about Santa's little secret? Oh yeah… that reindeer…. Thing…. *shutter* 364)Could you please write some alliteration for us... aliteration that makes sense? Mike mulls over his mid-morning melancholy. 365)Right now, how old do you THINK you'll be when you retire? Actors don’t retire… it would kill them 366)Do you look like a freak? I don’t think I do 367)Do you love your computer? He’s allright…. 368)What is the gayest thing in this world? And this survey just lost a lot of points. 369)Would you have re-elected Bill Clinton if he could have run for office again? Better than Bush 370)What creative name can you come up with for a toilet? A stevie wonder… I dunno…. 371)Do you have personal problems? I guess so. 372)How would you piss off a smart person? Throat Punch. IT would piss me off. Though a throat punch would do it for ay one though I think. 373)How would you piss off a popular person? Throat Punch. 374)Do you smoke? No. 375)Ya drink? I have been known to. 376)You are mad. Just sleepy. I am going to sleep in a bit anf pick up on this later. 377)You've changed a diaper or had someone change your diaper. Nope. I have toddler. Have changed diapers before. 378)Old people are cool. They can be 379)There are little people that nag you about the size of your butt. No…. fuck off. Serioulsy the author of this survey can suck it. 380)You've cried today. I don’t think so 381)Now you've cited the reason that they put the word FIRE on the REALLY REALLY spicy salsas at Taco Bell. I don’t eat there often 382)Chicken tastes like poo. You are a dumb shit 383)You prefer to make an idiot out of yourself in front of complete strangers, rather than people you know. I don’t mind either way. I like attention. 384)There is no reason you won't punch someone in the gut if the back-talk you. Now that would be uncalled for 385)Your life is pitiful. You see you would think that. But it beats yours. 386)You hate the people that you belong to. The one’s I would say that I belong too… I am proud that I belong to them 387)For some incredibly odd reason, you feel the need to punch someone's lights out right now! Why do you take for a violent man? 388)People say you look/act/seem like a freak, and you say "thank you". You know… it is sad who does this whole thing.. but even sadder still is the one who wrote it.. 389)You think no one really loves you. Naaaa. 390)You keep your finger nails real short. For guitar reason it is nice…. At least one hand. 391)You get Good Friday off from school. Nnot college. Though Ididn’t go. 392)There are white walls somewhere in your house. Yes 393)You think they should play never-ending episodes of Barney EVERYDAY for people in jail. No point 394)You personally know the person that has created this survey. nope 395)You have no religion. Just my own beliefs 396)You have a friend that has a parent in one religious denomination and one in another (ex.- Jewish and Buddhist or Hindu and Christian. Not like Baptist and Catholic or anything like that.) yeah I do. 397)There is a little gong inside your head that makes annoying voices echo in your head until you have to scream. You are a dumbass 398)You were born before the date of September 21, 1985. yeah 399)One of your parents was adopted. nope 400)You've made it this far an are excited about proceeding on with this survey! eh. 401)What is your other diary name? only one. 402) what do you like about your hair? I do a lot with it. And I can make it look decent 403)Do you think guys get PMS? ….NO! 404)Do you like tear jerking movies? I like them sometimes 405)What are you best friend's parents' middle names? I don’t know…. 406)Are you mad at the world? Not really 407)Why/why not? No reason to be 408)What's your blood type? I dot know 409)In a relationship, do looks REALLY matter to you? Not really. 410)What college do you want to go to? I like UWM 411)What would you like to study there? I love theatre 412)Who is the most annoying person as of right now? Baby katie. (this is the guitar I want to buy! Taylor 412) 413)What is the last horror movie you saw? I don’t usually watch horrer movies 414)What movie genre best describes your life as of right now? Actually Any Teen movie seems to work well. They have the same emelents. 415)Have you ever been to a real AA meeting? No 416)What is the first language you learned after you were born (what's your native language)? English 417)Do you like nightmares? I hate them. 418)Why/why not? Because… they are.. fffffffucking bad dreams!. 419)What country were you born in? United States 420)What country do you live in now? United States 421)Name one person you know that has gotten away with just about everything. Ithink that everyone I know has had their three fold repribution 422)What did you do last summer? Not much 423)Estimate how many parts there will be to this survey. I don’t care too much. I am already goingto bed in about five. 424)Do you know anyone with the last digits of their phone number being 7448? No 425)As of this second, how much money do you have in your possesion? In my account 550 something… but Iam getting paid soon and have a lot soming to me. Personally…. About $9 426)What color was Napolean's white horse? You are trying to trip me up! STOP HORSING AROUND! Tee hee 427)What do you usually get for a snack at the movies? Popcorn… Dots 428)What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Actually... I think it was Big Fish 429)What jewelry are you wearing? None. 430)How old is your oldest parent/guardian? 44 431)Which one is the oldest? My mother. 432)Can you name one of the stupidest laws you've ever heard of? Danny had a good list of them tonight. 433)What is the next day you will get off from school? I don’t know.. I take one off when I want to heh 434)What is your favorite dark humor joke? Chris blado’s dead dog taylor guitar photo 435)Did you punch anyone today? NO! 436)If anything, what did you learn today? That I have people that I can always count on. 436)How many sites are on YOUR favorites list? 76. 437)Can you please list them? …no 438)What was the last illegal act you commited? Kicked a fucking door, apparenly 439)List 'I love you' in as many languages as you can (and be sure you say which language it is in). English: I love you 440)Which are YOU wearing, boxers or briefs? Boxers… sold white. sexy 441)How many friends do you have? Exactly 41…. Don’t do that to people! 442)What would you do if you caught your best friend doing bad things (nod,nod...wink,wink) with your teacher? Laugh…. Shake my head… smack him over the head… depends on who it is. 443)What was the last store you bought a phone in? never bought a phone 444)What do you do when you hear someone tell you a stupid joke? Waaa waaa horn 445)When it really comes down to it, which is better, nice face or nice butt? Nice face. 446)Are you feeling gay? Boy howdy 447)Name the fattest person you know. jordan. 448)How far have you gotten in the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song? You fuckin’ did this one already! Damn you and your pathetic ways 449)What ads are at the top of the page right now? Word doc. 450)Is you fatz? Fatz? 451)Come on, which is better, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Fuck off 452)Which one is more likely to be welcomed at the psycho ward, yo' mama or yo' daddy? Dad 453)Does yo' mama love yo' daddy? yeah 454)Does yo' daddy love yo' mama? I will kill you 455)Is yo' mama cool? Pushing it 456)Is yo' daddy cool? Don’t do ths to me 457)Are you surprised this asks about yo' mama or yo'daddy? Not really. 458)Do you like yo' mama or yo' daddy jokes? Fuck you 459)Who do you live with, yo' mama or yo' daddy or both? Fuck 460)What do you call yo' mama (to her face- not behind her back)? you 461)What do you call yo daddy (same as above)? ... 462)Which annoys you the most, yo' mama or yo' daddy? … 463)Who give you the most money (if either pays you), yo' mama or yo' daddy? … 464)Which one earns the most money, yo' mama or yo' daddy? … 465)Which is setimentaller (^_^), yo' mama or yo' daddy? … 466)Are you tired of talking about yo' mama or yo' daddy? … 467)Do you think yo' mama or yo' daddy is anyone's business? … 468)Who didn't graduate high school, yo' mama or yo' daddy? …dad. 469)Which one is less responsible, yo' mama or yo' daddy? *twiddles thumbs* 470)Which is probably more computer literate, yo' mama or yo' daddy? *waits* 471)Are yo' mama and yo' daddy divorced? *SNAP* SONOFAGODAMNBITCH! 472)Out of you and your best(female)friend, who's the Mary and who's the Rhoda? I don't know what that means. 473)Who, out of all of your friends, has the most pets? I have no idea. 474)Did you actually like the Blair Witch Project movie (if you saw it)? I never saw it. 475)What band makes you want to go drink a whole 40-oz. in three minutes? I don’t know! 476)What silent movies have you seen? Journey to the moon, or something like that.I enjoyed that movie. It was made in like.. 1919. 477)Are there any wreaths in your house that aren't for Christmas? No 478)Do you live way out in the boonies? You know? Who the hell dosent. 479)Does your internet connection bug the piss out of you? sometimes 480)When was the last time you wet your pants? I don’t remember… 481)Do you click on the annoying ads? no 482)Look up- do you see any bugs on the ceiling? Unifinished basenment deling holds many scary things. 483)Do you lie about your age? No 484)Do you like painted finger nails? Sometimes. I don’t do it personally as I don’t have the resources to. 485)What phobias do you have? You know? I have the spider thing… and Icannot raise my right arm for longer than thirty seconds or I get freaked out. I don’t know why that is. 486)What percent of 24 hours do you spend sleeping? Like one sixth usually 487)Are you full of beans? Fuck off 488)How many times have you barfed from bad milk? A bit. Bad milks… that’s another phobia 489)Do people trust your judgment? Sometimes. When they don’t… you would be surprised how often it comes back to BITE THEM IN THE ASS 490)Why/why not? I only claim to know three things well: theatre, music, and people. Not nessisarly I nthat order. You could school me on anything but I know these things. Why people do things has always interested me. soI find myself watching and more often then not ,accurately predicting what they will do. 491)Are you BOLD and daring? yeah 492)Look closely, what is this ---> --)----)---)----@ the track to a futuristic racecar game that makes you go faster. 493)Time yourself for 10 seconds. How may holidays can you name (correctly) in that time? 13. christmas, kwanzaa, hanuka, fourth of july labor day, tet, rhamadon memorial day, arbour day, Rosh hanosh, easter, Passover, veterans day (comedy sportz rawks) 494)Again, time yourself for 10 seconds. How many inanimate objects can you count in the room you are in in that time? 9: Comb, watch, computer, keybouard, tissue, polish, gun, cd, newspaper. 495)Here’s a stupid question- What is wrong with this sentence- “A doctor a day keeps the apple away.” THAT’S DIXLESIC! 496)Money or looks? looks 497)Hearing or sight? sight 498)Love or friendship? Love = friendship… vice versa 499)Chicken or beef? beef 500)Sunday or Monday? sunday 501)You or others? You. I like you. 502)Work or play? Play 503)Sleep or work? work 504)Play or sleep? Play 505)Glass or plastic? Glass 506)Math or Science? Science 507)Literature or Math? Literature 508)Summer or winter? Summa, fucka! 509)Chocolate or a nice figure? Chocolate. 510)Comedy or romance? Comedy 511)Horror or comedy? Comedy 512)Westerns or comedy? Comedy 513)Dogs or cats? Cats 514)Fish or birds? birds 515)Mammals or reptiles? Mammals 516)Spaghetti or Ravioli? Ravioli 517)Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese 518)Indian or Thai food? thai 519)Critics or skeptics? Critics 520)Mayonnaise or mustard? Mayo 521)Age or beauty? Age 522)Size or color? Color 523)Paper or pencils? Pencils 524)Blue or red? red 525)Bob - Rammelt 526)Lips- kiss 527)Color Forms- dance 528)Sims- never plated it 529)Pizza- grease 530)Eccentric- electric 531)Special- kid’s television show on nickelodian form a long time ago. 532)Tie King- burger king 533)Shrine- buddha 534)Ears- bite on ’em (tee hee) 535)Teeth- mouth & tongue 536)Fox- red 537)Furry- kitty 538)Annoying- Max! 539)Bubbly- Kelly walt! 540)Have you ever heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats? Nope. 541)Have you ever seen the Samurai Pizza Cats? No! douche! (by the way… send me an e-mail to bjwilsonfalsebit@uwm.edu with the subject “booya” and I will give you a prize for reading this thing. take out falsebit though. That way I am not spammed.) 542)Have you ever heard of Ai Tenshi Densetsu? Nope 543)Have you ever seen Ai Tenshi Densetsu? Nope 544)Do you surf the web a lot? A bit 545)Have you ever barfed after seeing a dead person's body? nope. 546)Are you morbid? Not usually, but it can be fun to me morbid sometimes. You’all never have seen me morbid. 547)Have you ever dug up a dead person on accident? Shut up! 548)"_________________________________" on purpose? No. he never found out. 549)Do you grope people you don't know? Occasionally if the occasion calls for it. I groped craig… and greg…. Before I knew them. The stage demanded it though! 550)Have you ever seen anyone grope vegetables because they were so deprived because their wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't have anything nice? Fuck off 551)What webrings are you a member of? None 552)Do you have a webpage? One. I don’t maintain it. 553)Do you know anyone with a five-story house? No 554)Do YOU have a five-story house? No 555)If you answered "no" above, how many stories is your house? two 556)Do you have a fan in the room you are in? yeah and he wont go away! hehehehe 557)Which one do you want: boyfriend, girlfriend, or do you go for both? Hey, anything goes! If you gots the harbor, I gots the ship! 558)Blonde hair, blue eyes- I tend to like darker, I find 559)Long hair- used to have it.. I don’t have either way. 560)Cute face- yeah. A smile. 561)Nice package- oh yeah! 562)Pale complection- either way! 563)Funny- indeed 564)Same interests as you- it helps… but someone unique 565)Hates the same things you do- helps… but uniqure is the best. 566)Freckles- with or without. 567)Intelligence- most definatly. 568)Do you believe in the zodiac signs when it comes to picking a lover- I find them…. Disturbingly accurate 569)Would it bug you if they hung out with other girls/guys- I want to say no. I don’t think it would be a problem. It’s goingto happen anyway… 570)What would you do if you found out that they kissed another girl/guy- depends on the cause. 571)A slap-able booty- oh come now. 572)Cute cheeks- which cheeks? 573)Abnormal proportions- oh man! I love HUGE MOTHAFUCKIN ASS ANKLES! 574)Do you have a friend with a website? Yeah 575)Do you have a friend that doesn't have a computer but mysteriously visits odd websites? I… think you just need some space filler. 576)Do you like B2K? BK! In the hizouse! 577)Do you like BET? no 578)What about MTV? No 579)Howz about GAC? No 580)Is VH1 good? depends 581)Hey, how many of you people don't get cable TV? dumbass 582)Do you have over 100 channels? yeah 583)Do you get any of the HBO stations? No 584)How many computers do you have in your house? 7 585)Don't you think these questions are a bit random? A touch. But it’s cool. 586)Can you do gymnastics? No 587)Do you ice skate? No 588)Is warm weather nice? yeah 589)Have you ever cussed out a teacher? yeah 590)Where's the nearest cemetary? Down the road. It is old, small, and creepy. I love it! 591)Are you scared of cemetaries? Tabernacle baby. Nothing touches me. 592)Ever been to a funeral? Yeah a Cherokee funeral. 593)Are you crude? no 594)Do you think of yourself as a control freak? Heh, no 595)Are you a sarcastic person? A touch 596)How many friends have you spoken to today? In person about two… online five. 597)Do you know the three deadly B/M's? nien 598)Who has Windows XP? I do! 599)Are monkeys cool? Fuck yeah 600)You go to celeb parties. What do you think? 601)You hate dogs. Um… yeah.. 602)There is only one door that you can exit out of the room you're in. four 603)Your mom is a total bia-bia. Fuckyou., MY MOTHER IS A SAINT! 604)Your dad is a total @$$. No. he really isn’t 605)You enjoy reading. I do. 606)You have some weird words you've invented. SCHMALCOLM! (Malcolm x’s real last name!) 607)You've never been recommended for a special education class. Um…. Heh heh…. Akward…. 608)You wonder if this survey will reach 1000. I wonder if this was the reason why you were put on this earth. 609)You've taken a sip out of the fountain of youth. Oh yeah and it was chocolate 610)You hate all of your teachers. I like’em 611)You've thrown up in the bushes. In my day. 612)Monkeys are cool. Fuck yeah 613)You love little mammals. Pretty kitty! 614)The excessive ads are beginning to aggrivate the piss out of you. No ads now. 615)You have over $30. Gimme back my wallet. 616)Money is cool. eh 617)It will squeak if I squeeze it. That is why I had the procedure done! 618)You've seen things you never want to see again. True 619)You believe in Adam and Eve. Kline… and… well… kline on the weekends. 620)Men are sexy. David duchonvey! 621)Women are sexy. David duchovney as the FBI officer before x-files! (mad props if you know what I am talking about) 622)Men and women are both sexy. You just don’t quit doyou? 623)You're a stable person. An actor? Oh no. 624)Bootylicious is a good thing. Man…. 625)You go to the bank like you go to the potty (unless you work at one). You just lost more cool points. 626)Chicken tastes like chicken. Dumbass! 627)Beef tastes like beef. Fucking dumbass! 628)Orange crayons taste like oranges. That would be a taste of wax. 629)You've stuck a banana in a donut, held it up and screamed "this is my legacy!" innuendo? Ok…. 630)If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter? You are sick! I like you. 631)If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Purple, you idiot! 632)If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented? …... AHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE IT! 633)What hair color is on the license of a bald man? Their eyebrow color. 634) When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it? Humans. 635)Why didn't Noah swat those two misquitos? ‘cause then the lord god almighty would have opened up a can o’ whoopass. 636)Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? In case they get sued.. 637)Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? No air 638)Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon? …Yes 639)What do chickens think we taste like? bad 640)What do you call a male ladybug? A MANBUG!. 641)Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Some people do... 642)Why are there interstates in Hawaii? Just a wrong label. 643)Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations? Tee hee. 644)If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from? I will let al rach field this one… 645)If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose? You dumb shit 646)What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane? CUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry, dad) 647)If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite? Fuck off 648)If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal? Iff you fucking quote Gallagher one more fucking time… 649)If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? Chinese chap sticks! 650)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? That implies he has a home…… BURN! 651)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? What did I say about Gallagher? 652)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Sometimes blind people can walk to the driveup station! 653)Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo? Because I'm sleepy. 654)When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Wow. You have no purpose for life. 655)Why do they report power outages on TV? Lots of people have portable battery-powered TV's. 656)What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Then they would… actually… by the power of dividing by half one can not obtain zero… they would by 75% to death. 657)What is the purpose of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses? To make money 658)What is the purpose of ejector seats for helicopters? They don’t have ejector seats…. 659)The typical Tarot deck contains how many cards? Like… 40, I think… I am probably wrong 660)Natural quartz crystals come from which - a)Arizona, b) Yugoslavia, c) Dunno D) wristwatches 661)What famous person do you share a birthday with? I don’t honestly know. 662)Take the gender test at The Spark and tell us- was it correct? I took it a while ago… it tin I am like.. I gorget.. more woman then man thoughgh… 663)Do you care if people have mismatched socks? nien 664)Have you ever gone down on someone because they paid you too? What the fuck is wrong with you? 665)Do you procrastinate? ……yeah. 666)To you think this number should've been left out? It is the brand nam for a cough syrup... 667)Are you being watched? nope 668)Are you in pain? Only the emotional scars…. 669)Do you like exams? Not really 670)Do you like tests? eh 671)Do you like quizes? No never! I would not be caught dead eva doing one of those!. 672)Do you like the thought of SATS? Not really 673)Does good always win? Oh no. consult your book of booya 674)Should good ever lose? Makes life more interesting 675)Have you ever been poked in the eye so bad that you couldn't see out of it? Yeah Ialmost went blind due to the afore mentioned eye problem. Oh Nate… you got me out of gym class for two weeks.... 676)Have you ever had such bad cramps that you couldn't pee right? Never that bad. 677)Do you like to look at naked people? For scientific reasons of course (I wear a lab coat!) 678)9-10-11... will your douchebaggery ever cease? 679)What is the worst thing about a little newborn baby? The inability to marinade right…. 680)Do you like little newborn babies? That they have a whole… lifetime ahead of them. 681)Do you like to be... NAUGHTY? Well… I did commit that insurance fraud a while back… I guess you could say I do! 682)What is the area code for Korea? pi 683)Where is a nice place you prefer to do it? On top of the squad car 684)Will you survive...will you survive... for as long as you know how to love do you know if you'll stay alive? You just keep puching my buttons.... 685)Bud or Miller Lite? As I like Milwaukee… miller time. 686)Do you have a bopplehead? I miss mr. T… 687)Are YOU a bopplehead? Fuck you 688)What is the best way to annoy Osama bin Laden? Call him collect without calling 1-800 collect. 689)Do you have underware with your favorite color on it? Heh… yeah 690)Do you like chicken fingers? yeah 691)Have you ever heard a good knock-knock joke? Yeah…. Moscow…. AHAHAHHAHA! 692)Do you watch SNL? Certain years… 693)Do you believe the rumors that anything is pretty much legal in I tink you can get away with a bit there... 694)What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? “… YOU’LL DO” 695)Are you bootylicious enough to scare the whole 'hood? Perhaps. 696)Do you watch the Osbournes? nope. 697)Do you watch Friends? No! 698)Do you watch 24? npe 699)Do you watch the Real World? no 700)Do you watch cartoons? yeah 701)Do you judge people by their laugh? Not really 702)Are you scared of terrorists? Not really. 703)Are you a fierce person? Some would say 704)Do arachnids scare you? ….sweet fuck I will crap myself 705)What color do you wish your eyes were? I like them brown 706)Can you believe that this survey has gotten this far? Eh.. whatever.. 707)Made any plans for summer? I did. But they probably wont turn out after all. We will make the best of it. 708)When will/did you get your learners permit? A long time ago… yet not as long as most… like my junior year. 709)What car do you have/want? In the end, Torgo…. I was quite content with Torgo. Until the crap. 710)Do you think R. Kelly is guilty? Eh, I don’t know enough about this fabled person. 711)Do you like 7-11? Who dosent? 712)How many kids do you have? none 713)How many kids do you want? I don’t know. I am never going to have them, so I am not wishin’ 714)Do you really think that if a guy drinks White Zinfandel he's gay? Well, yeah... But the sex with other men also helps. 715)Have you ever had a mock-tail? I thik so once for a play.. 716)Do you drink piss? Uh…. The answer would be no. 717)What is the most exciting thing you've done so far this month? Nothing really. Work and school have kept that from me.. 718)How many hotels have you stayed in you whole life? A hella lot. 719)How many condos? None 720)How many motels? Even more. 721)What states have you been through (this includes driving through or flying over)? Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois Indiana, Ohio Pennsylvania, New York, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Colarado… Minnisota… I thin that covers it. 722)If you were to die, who would get most of your things? I am not going to write my will. Especially on this thing. Planning one’s death is not cool. 723)Do fake nails amuse you? Only when little old ladies buy them at work 724)How many episodes of the Osbournes have you seen? You already asked this, you dumbass. 725)Do you hate haters? Shut it! 726)What did you dream about last night? I dreamet that I was in this dream and I know I was. I didn’t do much. I knew I was dreaming.. but it didn’t click that I was dreaming, you know? Anyways.. well. Ask me in person. 727)When/If you were to get married, would you support your spouse? I am not getting married but if I was, It would depend on what the circumstances were. 728)Would you make your spouse support you? I just… you idiot. 729)When was the last time you went to the potty? Fuck off. 730)What time zone are you currently in? Central 731)What is the name of the last store you went to? Sentry Foods 732)What did you buy on your last shopping trip? $15 of Food I didn’t eat. 733)Will Mental Patient ever finish typing this up? And we have a name! the truth is out… hmm… disturbing name. I am going to move on. 734)Do you fight with people when they start fights with you? Yeah. But I try to make up if the person is worth making up with. 735)Do you enjoy making people laugh? Oh yeah 736)How many times have you eaten today? None 737)How many cavities do you have? A few. 738)Are there living members of your family that you've never met? I don’t think so.. 739)Is Lil' Bowwow cute? Aww… lil’ puppy…. 740)Are you in love? That is a complex question…. 741)Does your family hate you? Not really 742)Do you love candy? I like it. 743)Make up a word and give the part of speech & definition. hahaha. Shmalcolm. I have nothing more to say. 744)Do you want to be a spy someday? That would be awesome. 745)Is there any food you're afraid of? Lobster would kill me. I’ll go with that. 746)Is being ghetto good or bad? Being anything dosent nessisarily constitute if one is good or bad. 747)Are you easily aggitated? Not really. 748)When was the last time you cried? Eh.. actually last night a bit. 749)Why did you cry when you did? Dealing with a few things is sometimes hard. And the evening didn’t help much. 750)Do you hate existing? Sometimes 751)What do you want your dying words to be? “ok really… either this horrendious wallpaper goes, or I do…” Oscar Wilde… tee hee 752)If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes scattered? I am nooooooooot going to plan my death, bitch!. 753)If you were to have a one-night stand with a current celebrity, who would you choose? Eww. 754)Is there anything you'd willingly give your life for? Sure 755)What is it? A lot of people claim they would die for something or someone and leave it at that. But they have never been put to the test in their life… I dunno… 756)Have you ever stayed home from work or a social event because you were having a "bad hair day"? oh God, no. 757)How do you know when you're in truly love? I found… I dunno. It is a tough. You lie there with them… and you hear and feel their heartbeat… and something clicks. 758)If you were God for a day, what would be the first thing you do? I don’t want to be God. 759)If you saw someone shoplifting in an exclusive store, what would you do? I would… not do much. 760)Do you intend on being famous someday? Oh… I intend nothing… it will happen on it’s own! 761)If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? I am introvert. I wuld like it to stick with two.. possibally three if it has to be. 762)In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? I dunno. To Oklahoma to find out! 763)How can someone get completely drenched and not get their hair wet? Shower cap 764)What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Paintbrush? 765)What can you catch but not throw? You ARE The Riddler! 766)How can the avegerage woman have balls? That takes Ovaries! 767)Why do fat gym teachers exist? To make high school that much more stupid. 768)Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? I dunno.. 769)Are there any unguided missiles? Sure. 770)Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? hahahahahhaha. 771)If you had to place your brain in any other part of your body, where would it be? Fuck off. 772)For cemetary workers, do you thing every shift is considered the graveyard shift? Um…. Shut up. 773)If you were a vampire, would you run an AIDS screening on your victims? If I was a vampire… AIDS would be the least of my problems. 774)Would women be "man-eating" creatures (if you know what I mean)? No... stop it. 775)Why can't we go back in time and try to kill the person that invented the stupid question? You want to die? 776)Which theory of existing do you believe- religious or scientific or neither? Scientific 777)Which, witch or wich(sandwich)? Fuck off 778)If you were born again, do you think you'd like being twins? I might not mind it. 779)If you were to have a pet dragon, what would you name it? Mike Holsen 780)What do you call home, your house or where you were born, or someplace far far away? Miwlaukee, actually. weird, huh? 781)Are you in bad company when you are alone? usually 782)Do you find that your breath often reeks? I don’t think it does. But I chew a lot of mint gum. 783)If the God you believe in was your next door neighbor, would you look at them the same way? no. shut up you dumb fuck 784)Do you know where you can buy needles for turntables without having to order them? nope. 785)Do you like to gamble? A bit 786)Do you hate haters? You already fucking aksed my this. 787)Have you ever felt alone? ..yeah! look at me! 788)Has there been a time when all of your friends had forgotten your birthday? My last birthday most people forgot. 789)Do you like the sound of air filters? oh yeah…. 790)How many vanilla cokes have you had? eww 791)Where is the safest place to be in a thunderstorm? Outside in the middle soaking up the sight and water… wait… I thought you said the most fun. 792)How many near-death experiences have you had? I have almost died a few times… 794)Are you worthless? Oh no. 795)When was the last time your heart was taken and smashed to little tiny pieces? About once every few days. I am actually getting tired of putting it back together. 796)How many communist friends do you have? Well. I know a lot of people who commute by bus… 797)Did you cry yesterday? Uh… yeah a bit. 798)Do you remember being born? You know.. I think I do. 799)What is the most noticable movie mistake you've seen within the last 10 months? Hidalgo… just…. Hidalgo. 800)Only 200 more questions to go! Excited? Fuck off. 801)Are you a homophobic? Haha, oh no, I am quite the opposite. 802)What is the difference between archive and collection? Archives are for keeping track of things. Collections are mostly for fun. 803)Do you enjoy parodies? Eh. 804)What do you think when you go to http://www.funnyspoofs.com/unclebin.jpg? I don’t want to go to that link. 805)Was Bill Clinton a good president? He beat bush. Did a few good things. Sucked a others… I really don’t know what constitutes a good president as I have not been in their shoes. 806)Do you like to climb things? Yeah, sure 807)Were you ever a girl/boy scout? no 808)Would you kiss a stranger? Depends on the circumstance. 809)Do you like kisses? Yeah. I don’t get enough of those. 810)Are you a chicken? Nope 811)Moose? Nah 812)Hamsters? How can I be more than one hamster? 813)Oreo? Fuck off 814)Wu? That is it I am just copy and pasting fuck off. 815)Abercrombie? Fuck off 816)Poop? Fuck off 817)Hot? Fuck off 818)Religion? Fuck off 819)Natural? Fuck off 820)Karma Fuck off… wait… no… Fuck off 821)Glow-in-the-dark? Fuck off 822)Clinton? Fuck off 823)Bopple? Fuck off 824)Thongs? eww 825)Kit Kats? mmm… Fuck off 826)True love? Soon.... 827)Rage? I could probably use some of that. 828)Repetitive? Fuck off 829)Ill? Eh. 830)3:30AM? I am usually asleep. 831)9:25AM? I am awake. 832)12:00PM? At school 833)Dysfuntional? A touch 834)Freaky? yeah. 835)Shake, shake,shake? Fuck off 836)Hot guys? Man of choir somes pisses me off. But you dot know what I am talking about. To avoid further akwardness on your part… I will just end with a Fuck off 837)Penilly? Fuck off 838)----}---}-<@ Fuck off 839)Spectacular? I'm listening to The Doors again. 840)Baby Got Back? ribs. 841)AOL? I use AIM. 841)Spiderman? Toby mcguire?. 842)Zippers? Fuck off 843)Pointless? Fuck off 844)Japanese beetle? I know.. but it still sounds scary. 845)Mice? Bad story about that.. 846)Atlantis? It sooooo existed. 847)Ping? Mulan? 848)Bing? Men of choir 849)White? I don’t mind the wite skin. Tanning is not needed. 850)Green? Coldplay – green eyes 851)Blue? Lake mihigan 852)Brown? Your eyes 853)Pink? My shirt. 854)Grey? Spelt with an “a” or an “e”? the eternal question 855)Black? It works with so much! 856)Yellow? COldplay - yellow 857)Orange? juice 858)Purple? Grape juice 859)Aqua? Bottles watter 860)Red? My favorite color 861)If you could have 3 bumper stickers of choice, what would they say? You all know. 862)Did you get your mail today? Not yet. I hope I get a response to something I wrote though. 863)Do you feel guilty often? I don’t feel guilty. In my mind I am tryin to make it all work 864)How old were you when someone of the opposite sex, not in your family, saw you in the underware (or put N/A)? probably dressing room at north or something. 865)whats your favorite breakfast food? French toast 866)Do you feel you are killing brain cells by doing this survey? No. just giving them something to work on. 867)I am as straight as a gay person can be. I know who that describes… 868)I've counted how many times I've sneezed in a week. You are now just amking statements about yourself. 869)I can stand on my head for 10 minutes. Fuck off 870)I've actually tried to stand on my head for 10 minutes. Fuck off 871)I'm on drugs. Fuck off 872)I've had a friend that went to band camp. Fuck off 873)When I got to the bathroom, I scream "I LOVE MY POTTY!" Fuck off 874)I hate myself. I don't blame you. 875)Police live next door. no. 876)I hate labels (punk, prep... hippy, etc.). Fuck off 877)I'm preppy. no 878)I'm gothic. Fuck off 879)I'm a punk. Fuck off . 880)I'm a hippy. This is starting to sound like an alantis morsette song 881)My label isn't one of the last 4. nope 882)I'm not labeled so don't label me. You would be surprised what I am. 883)Only when my body cavities start to smell do I take a shower. Ok.. 884)I hate bumper stickers. nope 885)Sex is evil. Not it aint. 886)Incest is evil. I am not what to say is evil or not. 887)Homosexuality is evil. Oh course it isn’t 888)Working on holidays is disgustingly evil. Only if there is no holiday pay. 889)I answered false to the last 4 questions. True or false? You should tell me these things! Fucker! You get two now! Fuck off Fuck off 890)I've been hit over 10 times. Oh yeah 891)Video games kick butt! ugh 892)Computer games kick butt! I like some. 893)I'll kick YOUR butt! False 894)When people break up with me, I exclaim, "Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?" the drama behind that would be funny. 895)I'm high. I’m good. 896)My nose is running and my feet are smelling. Ok…. false. 897)I see you. Fuck off 898)I eat dead things. So your aren’t a vegitaian 899)I'm glad that there are only 100 questions left to go! I guess 900)Are you greedy? No 901)Are you lustful? A bit 902)Are you a glutton? A touch 903)Are you angered? A bit 904)Are you envious? Yeah 905)Ya proud? Sometimes 906)Are you a sloth? no 907)Are you an idiot? No 908)Does this refine your thinking- "You're an idiot if you didn't realize that 900-906 were 7 deadly sins"? I knew they were. 909)Female: Say you're wearing a two-piece bathing suit at the beach. Which piece (top or bottom) would you rather lose in front of everyone? Male: Which piece would you like to see your girlfriend/girl-of-your-dreams lose? Fuck off 910)Do you want to be a dentist or be in that line of work? no 911)Do you want to be a police officer or be in that line of work? I wouldent mind… but like a detecvitve or something… (or an FBI agent! I would kick ass!) 912)Do you want to be a teacher or be in that line of work? no 913)Do you want to be a president or be in that line of work? No 914)Do you want to be a form of entertainer? What is what I am gunning for 915)Do you want to be the "happy housewife"? Maybe 916)Do you want to be the "happy hooker"? No 917)Which is more true: "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise" or "Early to bed, early to rise gives that man a small penis size" healthy wethly and wise thing. You dipshit. 918)Female: Do you paint gay guys' nails? Male: Do you go girl-watching with lesbians? Good god no! stop with the hormone filled questions! I don’t do that shit yo! 919)Who do you feel like throwing poop at right now? Fuck off 920)Are you your own sister? Fuck off 921)Is your momma, through adoption, your sister? Fuck off 922)Are you your own grandmother? Fuck off 923)Are you more familiar with the anatomy of people of your own sex or of the opposite sex? It would me my sex… duh 924)Which word do you prefer: bitch or bastard? Bastard 925)Do you think it is correct to cal a guy a bitch? Sometimes 926)Do you think all sluts are dumb? No 927)Is it necessary to be in love before you have sex? No. 928)Have you ever stalked someone because they looked at you funny? Hahaha that actually sounds like something I would do. 929)Have you ever followed someone around a store for the hell of it? yeah 930)Do you enjoy it when people notice you? Oh yeah 931)Have you ever accidentally kissed someone? A bit. Not I regret nothing! 932)Would you go down on someone because you're bored? Hahaha. I don’t get bored easily… but that is probably why.. tee hee. 933)Are you pregnant at this time? no 934)What would you do if your cousin's, best friend's boyfriend was your dad's brother's ex-boyfriend? Fuck off 935)Do you think naked people are funny? depends 936)Do you think of ghetto as a compliment? I don’t care 937)Have you been caught doing something you shouldn't have been? A few times 938)When you're done with this survey, will you take it over again in a few months to see how you've changed? Oh no hen it comes to questions, you have failed. 939)How many roller coasters have you been on? Only the ones at six flags 940)Do you hate human beings? no 941)Do you sneak food into the movie theater? Usually I do. 942)Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? Fuck off 943)Who is yo baby's daddy/mama? Fuck off 944)Are you a baby's mama/daddy? I hope so. 945)What religion is your mom's best friend's dad? Fuck off 946)Do you know where north is in relation to your current position? That way. 947)Is the weather nice? Yeah it aint bad, I guess. 948)51 questions to go. Ya feel good? You waste questions with that? 949)Seen the Powerpuff Girls Movie? No 950)Want to see that movie? No 951)Did you see Scream? No 952)What'd you think of it? I didn’t see it! 953)Did you see Scream 2? Nope 954)What'd you think of it? Fuck off 955)Did you see Scream 3? Fuck off 956)What'd you think of it? Fuck off 957)Do you have a floppy disk in your computer right now? No. 958)What is your current occupation? Student; photo specialist. 959)What do you want for a future occupation? actor 960)What did you want it to be when you were little? Pysics or astronomer. But thenI realized it would be a desk job. 961)Have you ever gone down on a stranger? Fuck off 962)Would you go down on one? Fuck off 963)Do you believe in love at first sight? Eh. 964)Do you draw faces on people in magazines? No. 965)Name someone that has terrible singing. I wont comment. 966)Kissed anyone lately? Yeah actually. 967)When was the last time you drank a glass of water? I downed half a bottle about a half of an hour ago. 968)When was the last time you stood on your head on a roof? Fuck off 969)30 survey questions to go! Isn't that super? Fuck off 970)Did you ever have applejuice that was so old that you got sick? no 971)Have your friends ever made you a toxic concoction (a drink that has a bunch of nasty stuff in it and YOU don't know what it is)? Haha… oh improve my sophomore year… how I loved thee 972)If you answered yes, did you actually DRINK it? Oh yeah. 973)Ever been drunk before? No too drunk. Just a touch tipsy. 974)Ever been to a keg party? Madison on Halloween is like one giant kegger 975)Have you ever sung in a band infront of a crowd? Yeah. We rocked. 976)Do you sing when you're alone? All the time 977)What songs have you memorized the words to? A looooot of songs 978)Would you sing for someone you love? I would very much like that. 979)Who would you enjoy kicking right now? eh 980)How long can you hold your breath? A long time for someone with athsma, actually. (chamber singerz in the ‘hood, yo) 981)Doo yew hait pepel thet kant spilll (Do you hate people that can't spell)? I feel so ashamed. 982)Would you take care of a sick animal if only it would recieve any benefit at all? no 983)Can you eat 3 raw onions without barfing? nien 984)Have you made plans for tomorrow? I dont think so. 985)What do you think of this joke:Q)How do you like your eggs in the morning??????? A)Unfertilized. Oh fuck…. Fuck off 986)Finish this: Yo mama's so ugly... she went into a haunted house and came out with an application. 987)Have you ever stepped on a bug in your bare feet? Oh yeah 988)Would you eat a roach for $1000? Hellz yeah 989)Have you ever eaten a bug? Man. Apparently I did once. And there like… blood I my diaper… hey… where the hell is my stinkin’ grand? 990)Have you killed anything? A few things. I used to have dreams where I killed animals and felt really really bad. 991)What do you dunk your donuts in? dry, yo. 992)Are the Powerpuff Girls GAY? You know… it would really be funny if they ended up to be lesbians. 993)Do you consider yourself to be beautiful? Maybe someday. 994)Do you consider yourself to be a talkative person? whenI am in the mood. And whenI amaround certain people. 995)Do you consider yourself to be an ugly monkey? At times. 996)Do you consider yourself to be a big baby? A few times. 997)Do you consider yourself to be a scapegoat (someone that takes the blame for something they didn't do)? Oh yeah. 998)Do you consider yourself to be a computer nerd? eh 999)Do you consider yourself to have a butt for a face? Fuck off 1000)This is the very last question (duh), so, tell me, do you think you're going to live happily ever after? You know. I thinkI might. Things aren’t looking like that right now on so many ways. At the time I finish this, I hope it will. Things will hopefully look up. *end*