The Generic Baddies

For assorted complicated reasons, I can’t reveal too much about these blokes just at the moment. But I can tell you that they’re a team of highly successful (if not highly intelligent) thieving robber types, whose success lies in the fact that they commit crimes in such an astoundingly blatant and obvious manner that nobody takes them seriously until it’s far too late (‘The Generic Criminals’ is actually the collective title they work under). The three of them are so uncommonly dense - which is entirely different from being plain stupid - that they feel almost no pain whatsoever, making them surprisingly dangerous. Also, the code names are the only ones they go by, because people have been using those words to describe them for so long that none of them can remember what they’re really called. (A bit like cats who come to think their real name is Aaarghgeroffthebloodycouchyasod.)

As to where the trio come from and why they’ve been created, these are things that will have to be explained at a later date. Suspense!

Matthew Smith

Back to Main Page Back to Finished Art