2/7/02 Leah - What if you had no arms and no legs and just spontaneously got stuck in water?

2/7/02 Leah - Maybe I should go to bed so I can stop having images of limbless people trying to surf.

2/7/02 3:00pm Kristy - I know a girl who took a pregnancy test one night that came out positive. She took another the next morning that came out negative. She went with the second one.
Amy - Wow, and she didn’t even have to fill out a form!

2/9/02 10:45pm Kristy - I wish I could think of something to say so I could go over and talk to him.
Amy - Well, you could say that you’re a precocious, morally depraved six year old with bad dental hygiene. It’s an interesting way to break the ice.

2/10/02 12:30am Mike - I like to just say whatever pops in my head when people pour their hearts out to me. ‘I think I’m gonna die, man!’ ‘I like graham crackers.’

2/13/02 2:08pm Jessa - How am I supposed to take genetics seriously when they name a condition ‘cock-feathered’?!

2/14/02 7:15pm Amy - I lost my cherry while I was driving today… why’ve you always got to take things sexually?!

2/22/02 3:05pm Kim - I could tell him my name is Bill.
Amy - Go with Zimbabwe. Then you could freak people out… I am the living manifestation of a small country that you can’t spell because you’re frightfully short of anything resembling intelligence! Now scuttle off to the dictionary.

3/5/02 8:00pm Jessa - Hey Tim, Kristy's engaged.
Beef - She's what?
Jessa - She's engaged.
Beef - ...Is she stupid?

3/6/02 6:20pm Amy - I don't mind hate, really. At least it's decisive. Fate never really bothered me... decision making hasn't ever been my thing. But brocolli? Never will I give in to it's vile ways!

3/8/02 10:55am Random Girl 1 - Dump him! You can always get a new guy. It isn't hard. I change guys as often as I change underwear. I have a new one every... every...
Girl 2 - Every day?
Girl 1 - Every so often...

3/12/02 2:45pm Andy - Yes, I have a flat ass. It's because I sit on it.
Amy - Sure, that makes perfect sense. People with ghetto booties, they never sit down.

3/12/02 6:00pm Amy - I don't like my men to be prettier than I am... no, wait a minute. I admit it, I love my men prettier than me! That's just who I am. Ike's prettier than me.
Kristy - Ike's a god!
Amy - Well yeah, there's that too.

3/12/02 8:20pm Kristy - That ain't no road, bitch.

3/20/02 1:15pm Professor Peterson - It's the cowness, the cowocity... the bovinity. Cows!! I get it. Holy cow.

3/20/02 1:40pm Professor Peterson - Achilles was racing a turtle, the turtle won. They had really cool turtles in ancient Greece.

4/2/02 3:45pm Jessa - Ride me gently. I like my virgin.

4/2/02 Sonya - Oh yeah, I'll give it to you Kay... I'll enjoy giving it to you... all day long... wait, what are we talking about?

5/5/02 6:20pm Leah - What did you do today? Got me a high quality walking stick for only three dollar and went down a slide. A big slide. Three dollar.

5/5/02 6:45pm Amy - This is depressing. A walk in nature complete with telephone lines and cement.
Leah - Ahh, but it's ice age cement. Don't look that way... look over there. I think that squirrel is going to attack me. It's twitching.

5/5/02 7:00pm Leah - Welcome to the Amy Lasiewicz Saturn dealership right here at Laphum Peak State Park. That one's got an extra button.

5/5/02 7:00pm Cathy - There should be public safety notices on TV: Don't mix bunting and alcohol. You just know some poor soul is going to end up tied to a tree with a string of the stuff. Or maybe that happened last night, my memory is a little fuzzy...

6/28/02 Lindsay - Once you go goat, you never go back... blockquote>

8/11/02 4:30pm Kristy - C'mon! It isn't so far. You can even wear your naked shoes.

9/29/02 Sonya - and in the words of destiny's child, I'm not ready for that jelly. blockquote>