underwear

Boxers or Briefs?

Sedalia: Come on Val, let me see.

Valgarv: No @#%*ing way!

Sedalia: *tugs playfully at Val's belt* Please?

Valgarv: Get away from me, ya @%$#ing hentai.

Xellos: *snickers* Why don't you just ask Gaav what kind of underwear he wears?

Valgarv: That's not funny, ya fruity little @#$%&*.

Sedalia: Don't make me use this. *grins wickedly and brandishes the Scepter of Domination (a nifty little artifact from 'Record of Lodoss War')*

Valgarv: @##$@@@$$%#@$!

*sound of clothes hitting the floor*

Sedalia: ^_^

Xellos: ^_^

Valgarv: *wearing a pair of boxer shorts with little red hearts on them and a pissed-off expression* There! I hope you pervs are happy now. Can I have my pants back now, please?

Xellos and Sedalia: *giggle* No.

Valgarv: @$$*&#*#%(*&&$!!!!

* a delightful game of keep-away ensues *