Hormones on Parade
Summary: Spike tries to drug the Slayer while she’s on medication. So what does he get? Aroused.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Joss and the WB own all that you know and love. I gave them an, ahem, a plot to play in.
Author’s Note:Happens before he gets stuck in that wheelchair of his.
Hormones on Parade
Music blared all around the Bronze, but she paid no attention to it. Instead, Buffy put her head down on the table in the Bronze. She was sooo out of it. Willow put her hand on Buffy’s shoulder sympathetically.
“Why don’t you go home?”
Buffy lifted her head to glare at her friend. Too bad it wasn’t effective.”I don’t want to go home. I want to party. It’s only PMS cramps.“
“Which are putting you less than your party-self best,”Willow said dryly.”Want my Midol?”
“Nah. I’m on some new medication Mom got me. It was supposed to work,”Buffy said miserably. Buffy winced as another spasm of pain shot through her middle.”Guess it’s not.”
“Hey you fems! What’s up?”Xander said cheerfully.”Buffy, you look pale. Trying to give Angel a run for his money on how pale you can be?”
Buffy glared at him.”Do something useful Xander and go get me something to drink.”
“Yeah, Xander. Buffy’s not in a good mood, like I get sometimes,”Willow piped up. She gave him a look with her eyes.”Especially at certain times of the month.”
Xander frowned.”Well, I’ll get something, but I have *no* idea at what you’re taking about.”
As Xander walked away, Buffy laid her head on the table and groaned again.”As soon as Angel gets here, I’m going home. I want my smoochies first.”
As Xander started to walk back to the table with Buffy’s drink, he was knocked into by somebody.”Hey! That was my drink!”
Xander glared up at the person that knocked Buffy’s drink to the ground, then smiled weakly at the pretty red haired girl.”Oh, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to bump into you! Let me get you another drink.”
“Hey! It’s all right!”Xander protested as she went over to the counter to buy another drink. He stood by her as she paid for it. She smiled up at him.
“No, it was my fault!”she smiled at him. She looked closely at his eyes.”You know, you have the nicest brown eyes.”
Xander’s mouth dropped, and he stared at her. She smiled at him as her hand quickly crumbled something over the drink in her hand.”Uh-uh-thanks.”
“Oh, look at me! Here’s your drink,”the girl blushed.”I’ve got to get going, my boyfriend is waiting for me.”
Xander’s face fell.”Yeah, sure. Thanks.”
“Well,bye!”the girl said as she walked away and out the Bronze’s doors. Xander nodded good-bye then started towards the table.
“Yeah, well. Just my luck that a pretty girl has a boyfriend already,”he grumbled.
*****
The red haired girl looked around her, then quickly ducked into the nearby alley.
“Well?”
She looked towards the shadows where the voice came from.”It’s done,Spike. The powder is in the Slayer’s drink.”
Spike walked out from the shadows, and smiled coldly.” Good. Then the Slayer will forget who she is, and that’s when I’ll kill her. Go back to the factory and call out three others, she may try to escape. ”
The girl nodded and left the alley. Spike kept a watchful eye on the Bronze entrance, waiting for the Slayer to appear.
*****
Buffy finished her soda in one long sip. Willow looked at her wide-eyed.”Wow! Guess that you weren’t thristy much!”
Buffy shrugged as she stood up.”Guess I was. Well, I’m going home. Angel was a no show.”
“So no smoochies tonight?”Xander smirked. Buffy glared at him then shrugged.
“Guess not,”she pouted.”No nibbling either.”
“Want us to send him your way?”Willowed offered.”He may want a little nibble himself.”
Buffy shrugged, then winced.”Why not? Hope he gets to me before I pass out from the pain. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.”
*****
Spike watched as the Slayer walked out of the Bronze and followed her closely from behind.
//What a night! Too bad Angel didn’t show up, really could’ve used some TLC.Actually, could use a lot more than a little.//Buffy thought with a silly grin. Then lost herself in imagining that her hands were all over his naked chest, then lower to his leather pants.//Ease up, Buff. You’re going to get all hot and bothered all night if this keeps up.//
Buffy walked staedily, then grasped her forehead in pain. Spike quickened his pace. Buffy looked around her, bewildered. Spike stepped up, behind her and grinned. Buffy twirled around, and gasped.
“You all right, Slayer?”
Buffy frowned in concentration.”Do I know you?”
Spike grinned.”Of course you know me, Slayer! It’s me, Spike.
//Spike? Who’s Spike?// Buffy frowned.”Are you my boyfriend?”
//This was perfect!//Spike thought as he nodded.”That I am, love. What’s wrong? Want me to take home?”
Buffy pouted as she rubbed her head.”Yeah...I got this major headache. Wait a miniute, how do I really know that you’re my boyfriend?”
“Well, I could tell you where you got that small scar that you have on your upper right shoulder,”Spike grinned.”You got that while fighting with somebody.”
Buffy turned around, lifted her tee shirt and looked under her shirt. Yep, there was a scar there. She scowled at it, then saw a flash of limbs, blonde hair, moans and a bare chest. //Was that a flashback at having sex?// She turned slowly to look at the man who claimed to be her boyfriend.then walked over to him and studied his face quietly. He raised an eyebrow at her.
“What?”Spike asked. It was getting creepy, the Slayer was studying him with eyes that roamed all over his body. She raised a hand and put it on his chest. He scowled.”Anything wrong,love?”
Buffy looked at him, then let her eyes slowly go his lean body, resting briefly at the zipper of his pants. Again there was a flash of limbs and whisper of moans. Buffy felt moisture slowly pool between her legs and licked her lips delicately. ”Nothing. Nothing at all,”Buffy said huskily.
“Well, then, let’s go,”Spike growled as he took her hand to lead her into a dark alley. Buffy gripped it tightly and her eyes lit up as she looked at the alley.
“Why are we going into the alley?”
“Beacuse it’s a short cut, okay, love?”Spike growled as he pulled her forward.//Jeez, even without her memory she’s trouble.//”I’ll get you,er, home and then put you to bed, love.”
“Okay,Spike,”Buffy whispered as she grabbed his cold hand with her two. Her eyes went down and she tried to focus on his moving derriere, but the leather trenchcoat was blocking her view. Buffy then shrugged mentally, she had a *terrific* imagination. She smiled in the dark of the alley as she recalled Spike’s words. So they were lovers. Buffy felt more moisture pool into her silken panties. Her eyes narrowed as she studied the back of his head.
“Spike?”Buffy whispered huskily.
//What now?//Spike thought angrily.”What?”
“I don’t think I can wait for the bed,”Buffy whispered.
Spike stopped to turn at around.”What-”
Buffy let got of Spike’s hand and launched herself at him. In reflex action, Spike caught her, and was stunned to find her lips flying kisses all over his face. He grabbed hold of her waist, intending to push her away, but she had hooked her right leg around his waist and brought his groin closer to her wetness.
“Slayer! What the-”Spike found his mouth filled with the Slayer’s tongue.He attempted to push it out with his own when Buffy started sucking it with all her might. Her hands frantically caressed his back as her hooked leg brought their lower bodies closer together. Spike finnally found the strength to break away from the kiss.”What are you doing?”
“Can’t you tell, lover?”Buffy whispered into his ear as she licked it delicately. Then started to nibble it as she wrapped her arms around him to bring him closer. She moved her mouth down to his neck and rubbed her soft body against his hard one.”Can’t you tell?”
Spike shuddered as the whispered words played havoc on his dead nerve endings. He certainly never expected this! The *Slayer* of all people was hot for him. But that *he* was getting hard for the Slayer!//Think of Dru,Spike. Dru!// ”We...we have to go,”he said weakly as his hands found her waist to push her away. Spike found his mouth connecting to the Slayer’s, and then heard her moan as his one hand somehow found the bottom of her panties, while the other was carressing her leg.
“We have to go, love,”Spike whispered as his mouth placed small kisses down her neck. Buffy moaned a denial as one hand grabbed his belt and the other went between their two bodies. Spike groaned as her hand cupped him through his jeans.”We..have to...go.”
“Yes...go,”Buffy hissed as his head went down to her chest. She moaned again as Spike sucked her nipple through her shirt, and held his head there as she opened her eyes to try and take in where she was. She then moaned in pleasure as Spike’s nimble fingers found his way under her panties and was carressing her, then slipped into her.”Inside me...go inside me.”
“Wha?”Spike managed to get out before Buffy covered his mouth with her own. She rubbed against him urgently causing his body to harden even more. Buffy unhooked her leg and started to fantically pull at his belt then at his jeans, forcing him to move back into a wall.”Slayer, wha?”
“Inside me...Now!”Buffy ordered desperately against his mouth as she finally unbuckled his belt, then his zipper. Buffy caught his moan of pleasure as his swollen member into her hands. She carressed it gently as she nibbled on his neck.
//Gotta think of Dru. Gotta think of Dru//thought Spike frantically as a spasam of pleasure went through him and he arched against the wall. Buffy nibbled at his Adam’s apple then moved her head lower to his stomach, he opened his eyes, and looked down. Buffy was kneeling before him, looking at his cock with awe. Then she kissed the tip, and Spike’s cock twitched. Buffy looked up at him and gave him a wicked grin before she moved to the base of his cock.
Spike’s head was thrown back as he felt the Slayer suck his balls then roll them around in her mouth. When he felt cool air, he looked down again. Buffy looked up and shot him another wicked grin before she started licking and nibbling his rigid cock. He held his breath as she reached the tip, then licked it delicately. Then kissed it. Spike’s cock quivered as she nibbled the tip, then looked at him and smiled. Spike rolled his hips forward towards her mouth, and she oblidgingly opened it.
Spike threw his head back as she started sucking on his cock. First gently, then harder with increasing rhythm. Spike grabbed a handful of her hair as he began pumping faster into her small, wet mouth. //To hell with Dru// was his last thought as he pumped harder and deeper into her mouth. When Buffy’s small teeth bit down harder on his swollen cock, Spike threw his head back in a shout and came in her mouth.
Buffy swallowed all that Spike spilled into her, still sucking even more after he leaned back against the wall. Then her mouth placed nibbling kisses along his semi-rigid member, then on his stomach. Her fingers carressed his member as she made her way to his mouth, and forced her tounge into it.
Spike caught her tounge into his mouth and sucked on it, like she did his. He tasted himself on her, then grinned. Buffy kissed his chin lightly and whispered,”My turn, lover.”
Buffy let go of his member and reached for the hem of his tee shirt, and then ripped it in half to the collar.
“What are you-”Spike gasped. Then he felt the Slayer’s mouth on his nipple and moaned. She looked up at him with the same grin she had before she sucked the life out of his cock.
“You have too much clothes,lover,”she pouted.“And your chest is so...”
Buffy nibbled on his collarbone, then licked his other nipple. Then sucked it hard.”Take me. Now.”
Spike grinned before he took the Slayer’s mouth into his own. Buffy’s eyes widened and then she moaned with pleasure as his nimble fingers made his way to her moist channel. She moaned even louder when his thumb rubbed harder against her throbbing center. She arched away from the wall, and Spike caught her with his other arm. Buffy gripped her hands on his shoulders as she moaned even louder, in panting breaths as Spike’s fingers worker faster.
Spike smiled as the Slayer arched more in his arm, her hips following the movement of his hand. Her head thrashed wildly as his fingers went faster, her cries louder as he stroked her clit harder.//She’s gonna wake up the whole damn neighborhood!//Spike thought, pleased at the sight of the Slayer helpless with pleasure in his arms. He rubbed against her moist clit even harder as his long fingers moved even faster. The Slayer’s hips moved faster against his hand.Then the Slayer’s body arched, and she screamed. His name.
Behind closed eyes, Buffy saw stars. Spike grinned at her. When she opened them, she saw Spike lick his fingers delicately.“You taste delicious, Slayer. And a screamer too.”
Buffy blushed. Then reached for his exposed member that twiched into hardness when her fingers enclosed it. She tugged him closer with it. ”Now let’s do it the right way. With this in me.”
“My pleasure, love,”Spike said as he backed her against the wall. Buffy gave him a saucy grin.
“Nope, it’ll be all mine,”she whispered before his mouth took hers. Her leg climbed up slowly to hook around his waist to give him better access to her wet channel.
"Buffy?" a voice called into the alley. Spike broke off the kiss and listened. The Slayer’s hand gripped his cock so tightly that he winced."Buffy?"
//Shit! It’s Angel!//Spike thought. He looked at the Slayer, her eyes round. Was it fear of discovery? Or did she know who she was?
"Spike! There’s someone coming!"she hissed."We have to-Ow!"
"What’s wrong, love?"Spike asked anxiously. The Slayer rubbed her temples harder.
"My...my head hurts. The medication...Ow!"
"Buffy? Are you in there?"Angel’s voice was getting louder. Spike looked at the ravished girl in his arms then at the approaching figure. He gave her a quick kiss, then threw her against the wall. Buffy hit her head against the brick wall, and collapsed. Spike quickly zipped up his pants, then he arranged the Slayer’s clothes nicely.//There. Doesn’t look like she had sucked the life out of my balls just a few minutes ago.// "Buffy?"
Spike looked down at the alley. Angel was approaching fast. He stood up, then his eye caught the underwear dangling from her ankle. He quickly grabbed it and stuffed into his pocket. Then he ran down the other end of the alley, and ducked into a dark alcove.
"Buffy?"Angel shouted again."Oh god! Buffy!"
The Slayer groaned as Angel gathered her up into his arms."Buffy? Are you all right?"
Buffy merely groaned again."Spike..."
"Spike attacked you?!? That son of a bitch!"Angel growled."I’ll get you home, then I’ll hunt for Spike."
"Don’t yell. Head hurts,"Buffy moaned as she cuddled closer into Angel’s chest."Spike..."
Spike watched as Angel left with the Slayer. He looked at the retreating couple for a moment, and then made his way towards the back of the alley. Sticking his hands into his pocket, he pulled out the Slayer’s silken underwear. After a moment of staring at it, he smelled it deeply then stuffed it deeper into his jeans pocket.
//It even smells like her. Damn what a mouth!// Spike’s cock started to twitch again when he envisioned the Slayer’s mouth on his cock. //God rot the thing! Twitches when its not supposed to. What the hell got into me? Hormones? Wonder if I could get her to do it again.// Spike winced as his cock got harder.//Maybe not. Oh well, there’s always Dru.//