The Story:
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Dekkath and Gordita discuss many a fine delicacy.  No one seems to mind.  Interesting.

*Note: This log is from the viewpoint of Qaulorn.



The Lounge
This cozy lounge lies directly above the Western Hall. A warm, circular
fireplace in the middle of the room burns brightly, and a spiral staircase
next to this leads downward into the main hall. A bookshelf dominates the
eastern wall, while a sofa rests beside the fireplace and a love seat sits
in a far corner. The lounge is usually a very quiet place. 
Exits: east west down 
The circular fireplace illuminates and heats the room. 
Alihan's Pizza Service (First, Guild of Retired People) is standing here. 
Gordita the Avatar is standing here. 
(Excordis) (Red Aura) Faceripper. is standing here. 
(Hide) (Translucent) Kate the Great is hovering here. 
Dekkath the Brown Wizard (Floater, Guild of Poop) is standing here. 
(Red Aura) Gallant. is sitting here. 

Dekkath: squeeze a tainted loaf

Gordita: I eat loaves

Dekkath: of bread?

Qaulorn: But do you eat taints?

Gordita: I lick taints

Dekkath says 'oh my :P'
Dekkath says 'silence? :P'

You snicker softly.

Gallant grins.

Alihan seems to get a laugh from something saying, "heh heh heh".

You say 'we're talking about the eq'

Dekkath says 'heh nod :P'

Gordita: and I swallow phallic rods

You say 'matt =p'

Alihan rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Kinkathra: ~blinks~

Dekkath: do you drag your teeth?

Gordita: yes

Dekkath laughs.

Gordita: and I gurgle

Dekkath says 'oh my :P'

Sealom: Only evil people do that, Dekkath. :/
Sealom: Har!

Gordita: sometimes I will do it with pop rocks in my mouth

Dekkath: hahahaha
Dekkath says 'pop rocks and semen'
Dekkath says 'holy shit dude'
Dekkath says 'thats ate up'

You snicker softly.

Dekkath: ever used pop rocks as a lube?

Gordita: pop rocks make people squirm

You say 'pop rocks on the "phallic rod"'

Gordita: yes, I also use toothpaste as lube

Dekkath rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
Dekkath says 'how long will this go on :P'

Gordita: then I brush my teeth on their hair

Dekkath says 'oh my god :P'

Alihan: You've got a strange culture.

Kate says 'The imms are probably masturbating in their basements'

Dekkath says 'on a conference call'

Sealom: It's made me laugh, though.

You say 'holy shit matt =p'

Gordita: some days I ram my nose into their cave
Gordita: and inhale deeply

You say 'haha'

Dekkath rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Ryals: ...

Gordita: but that smells bad

Dekkath says 'holy shit'

Gordita: and I do not have enough q-tips to clean myself

Alihan tells you 'quit fuckin around'

Dekkath: so what then? what about peanut butter?

You tell Alihan 'what?'

Alihan tells you 'with whordita'

Gordita: I only put peanut butter on me when dogs are near
Gordita: and whales

You tell Alihan 'har, that's matt'
You tell Alihan 'i didnt log it'

Gordita: whales give the most satisfaction

Drune: disturbing...

Alihan tells you 'seriously? i thought you logged it'

You tell Alihan 'nope, its him'

Dekkath: nod

Gordita: they squeal in their whale voices

Dekkath says 'say something about BBWs :P'
Dekkath says 'you bet you will get helled then :P'

Gordita: then run their baleen hairs across me

Alihan laughs.

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTTALS ]------------------------------ 

Creator         Yeroc DeLeis StarProfit. (Deity of Arcanes) [Quest Council] 
Creator         Cappadocius: That which killed me made me stronger. [The Symposium] 
2 players. 

Gordita wonders 'bbws?'

Dekkath says 'big beautiful women'

Gordita chortles with glee.

Alihan says 'FAT CHICKS'

Dekkath says 'its a euphamism for fat chicks'
Dekkath nods solemnly.

You say 'cappa isnt saying a word =p'

Gordita: fat chicks love peanut butter too

Gallant says 'holy god, matt'

Dekkath rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.

Gallant wonders 'how are you not silenced?'

You snicker softly.

Gordita says 'no idea'

Alihan says 'i hope you guys are logging this.'

Dekkath says 'damn :P'

Sealom: Peanut butter is rather fattening.

Gallant says 'i will'

Dekkath: i like mine creamy

Gordita: chunky is best

Dekkath: gordita

Qaulorn: Only if you eat the chunky.

Sealom: I suspect a positive correlation between these two facts.

Gordita: right from the dispenser

Gallant says 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH'

Gordita: fat chicks open wide and sit beneath my dispenser collecting my chunky peanut
butter

Alihan says 'somethin like licking taints'

Dekkath says 'damn :P'
Dekkath: is that because you eat corn?

Alihan says 'im outta here hooters calls'

Gordita chortles with glee.

Dekkath: corn was featured on the santa fe gordita

Gordita: yes, corn and tacos

Gallant: so was the creamy sauce

Alihan says 'stfu they have good chicken wings bitch.'

Dekkath: the santa fe gordita sauce
Dekkath: i heard it was cilantro and herpes simplex b
Dekkath: gave it that zip

Kate says 'My roommate needs an ass-kicking'

Gordita: <3 herpes

You exclaim 'pull out your strap-on!'

Dekkath says 'maybe they are waiting for us to go away'

Gallant grins.

Dekkath says 'like small kids'

Kate exclaims 'she does not deserve it!'

Dekkath says 'that get bored'

Gordita says 'darsh will get us'

You say 'just "beat her ass"'

Gordita: fat chicks....mmmmmmmHHHHHHHmmmmmmm

You say 'beat it good'

Dekkath: so gordita have you ever eaten poop that wasnt your own?

Faceripper says 'pound it.'

Dekkath laughs.

-----------------------------------[ IMMORTTALS ]------------------------------ 

Creator         Yeroc DeLeis StarProfit. (Deity of Arcanes) [Quest Council] 
Creator         Cappadocius: That which killed me made me stronger. [The Symposium] 
Demi Goddess    Darshanin Vancour. (Dragonslayer) [Head of Quest Council] 
3 players. 

Gallant: big women need lovin' too

Drune: omg...

Gordita: I use my tongue as a spoon, man

You roll your eyes.

Dekkath: cool

You say 'jesus =p'

Gallant says 'wow'

Gordita: it's like pudding, right from the spout

Kate says 'I sure am glad I didn't eat tonight'

Dekkath laughs.