The Love Song

Hello, and welcome back to Pillow Talk I hope you're with your bitch Cuz it's time to get cozy with the ICP So wind back with a sparkling glass of Faygo While Violent J tells you the poetry That just makes the bitches melt Only on WLUV Hello, baby I was thinking about you So I wrote this song I like to dedicate this to the love That has expressed from you and I So just sit back and enjoy Eh, yo, bitch, come over here and let me kick it to ya Tried to stick my nuts in ya then I never knew ya Cuz your ugly and you know you can't hide that So what you look like a chicken with a hunchback Oh, it doesn't matter that you from down south If you talk like it, I'm a smack you in your mouth Bitch, I admit it, I'm quick to hit a woman hey But that's okay, cuz bitch, I'm Violent J And I'm a southwest mack daddy juggalo And you're nothing but a two-bit stankin' ho But I love you and I hope you realize that I don't care about the hair growing out your back Smoking that blunt, drink some Mad Dog through the night And your ugly bitch turns into Karen White And I stick my wing-wang in the middle I like a filthy-ass ho, the kind that make your nuts shrivle Bitch, I'm knocking at your door Let me get some neden, ho Bitch, you're ugly, that's okay I'm finna hit it anyway I guess you want me to take you on a big date But what you're saying don't sound all that straight All I wanna do is feel your butt and squeeze your titties Cuz I can't feed your fat ass on a buck fifty Let's make love my sweet little dove I wouldn't get near that neden without a glove Cuz it's rats and spiders up in there Hittin that'll take the curl out your nut hairs I smack your tittie and claps when it hits the other But I don't want em clappin too loud it'll wake your mother Bitches always front like they don't wanna let you hit But then they always screamin banshees when you gettin with it So don't fake the funk, I'm nothing but a ghetto punk All I'm trying to do is stick you in your fat rump So get the fuck out them dirty-ass drawers And come and twist my balls cuz I love you Bitch, I'm knocking at your door Let me get some neden, ho Bitch, you're ugly, that's okay I'm finna hit it anyway You and I both know That I've been wrong to you in the past And I know that I love you All I wanna do is slide my wang into your neden I wanna hit that neden so damn hard Let my nuts bang on your anus That's my only true desire I feel for you, I think for you I breathe for you All I want is a little neden Ya know, everyday when the wind blows All I hear is my nuts flapping against your booty, ho And that's all I ever want And that's all I ever dreamed of That is you and your neden, bitch

Bugz on my Nugz

Well, I don't understand the phenomenom We fucking these hoes that look like spallala Rich boys think that is shitty But I like fucking crackheads with one tit And I do it at the drop of a dime And I get the scabies almost every time So let's talk about my nutsac I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch Cuz bitch if I'm itching when I come home Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho And know I'm like bitch how can this be Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV Then try to walk to the store and get a 40 How'd these bugs get on me Somebody asked me how I got scabies Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady That I fucked in the shed Then the little critters on my dingaling said Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts) I met this bitch and went up in it Dropped her off, went to the clinic Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac So tell me what's up with that Should of said something bout your bug problem Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch Can't keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers Stick a roach motel up under your balls Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting But I ain't going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that Stick em in a blender and hit the switch Then I hit the bitch Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my dingaling sang Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

House of Mirrors

Ladies and gentlemen, the house of mirrors For just one bet, venture through this wonderful exhibit See yourself in all the weird shapes and sizes You, young man, would you like to go into the house of mirrors Well, okay Have a good time, son And good luck finding your way out Wait a minute, I don't like it in here Hey, wait a minute, let me out of here Let...there's dead bodies in here There's dead bodies in here I don't like it in here!!! Step inside, come my way This here is your fatal day You have lied, they have cried Now your life has been denied Look into the big mirror Your reflection is so clear Devil's head, rotting flesh With the snakes inside your chest In the mirror you can't hide You've been granted Jacob's lide Whipping fear, spinning pain All you crying is in vain You're the beast you never knew This reflects the things you do Others starving down the block Richie's heart is like a rock How can I make a law? I'm just here to break your jaw House of Glass, down and up You might get your ass cut Mirror of Life, Mirror of Pain Death, I wave my magic cain Your last words are those of fear But they go unheard in the House of Mirrors Mirror Mirror on the wall Who's the wickedest of all Three blind mice, deepest fear Welcome to the House of Mirrors Magic wand, magic mirror Timeless clock says death is near Death is here, death is on My king bishop takes your pawn You can't break House of Mirrors That's bad luck for seven years Only in my wicked realm Of thee untold, now unfold Thinking back, what you do Buy a richie home or two Even though some down and out You keep what you could live without You're the beast you never knew This reflects the things you do Others starving down the block Richie's heart is like a rock First I grab, then I stab Cut you up into a slab Grind and twist, flick my wrist Toss you in the magic mist Look into Halls of Glass Every mirror shows the past With no love you kick the sin of face Now your place is in the House of Mirrors Mirror Mirror on the wall Who's the wickedest of all Three blind mice, deepest fear Welcome to the House of Mirrors Three blind mice, your worst fear Look into the deadly mirror Welcome to the House of Mirrors, Mr. Exec You should explain to E why ICP should let you live As you look on I see this image in your reflection A bigot under cover, showing no affections To the ghettos and the hoods Just look at you, you think for us, you're too good Claiming all you got and you can die tomorrow And when that shit happens, there's no pinion, no sorrow Cuz you refuse to lift a hand And you know it's a blessing to help a brother man stand And if I were you I'd fear myself Knowing I was selfish and wouldn't let another near my wealth You just gotta let em fall You Violent J, "what up", bash that head against the wall And don't let him run for the door (where you goin, bitch?) Make him detour to the sore And let's wash away his bigot sins While we welcome in some more of his bigot ass friends And let them see what they really like Hand-high riding the Benz and I'm a clown-riding the bike So look closely in the mirror You're the beast you never knew, so be the next to volunteer To live in the hood with the ICP Yo, J, throw away the key to the House of Mirrors Mirror Mirror on the wall Who's the wickedest of all Three blind mice, deepest fear Welcome to the House of Mirrors Three blind mice, your worst fear Look into the deadly mirror

Ringmaster's Word

I have a purpose... Take your dill knife, stab me, go, strike my heart... I have a purpose... Such things can't exist... I have a purpose... You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them... I have a purpose... Quietly, I will come over your bed, I will lean over and gently bite your neck... Ringmaster... I have a purpose... You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them