King of the Road by Roger Miller
(Starts quickly after 5 note intro)
Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four bit room
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suits and shoes
I don't pay no Union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short but not too big around
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
I know every engineer on every train
All of the children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked
When no one's around
I sing.
Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let fifty cents
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
King of the road