First of all, has anyone noticed the overwhelming amount of stupid people breeding? And what's worse, but most of them are UGLY too! And you know what makes it funny, (not ha-ha funny, but amusing anyway) is the fact that EVERYONE says something to the effect of "There are so many stupid people out there." Well that means some of the people I consider stupid are calling me stupid! So what does this mean, that everyone is stupid, just in different ways? Or that some are better at concealing it than others? Who knows . . . I just know that they're swarming around like maggots on raw meat, and it's OUR job as upright citizens to eradicate as many as possible! I don't care what method you use, whether it be snuffing them from a grassy nole or arsenic poisoning, just DO IT! And quick, before it becomes contagious, or new strands of this virus form that we can't immunify ourselves from. (Is that a word? Well, it is now) I appoint YOU to aid me in this war. A car and some sort of firearm helps . . . and having a fast vehicle doesn't hurt, either. Secondly, I hate people who whine about life being so horrible. Unless you live in a disease-infested shack with no roof and are missing most of your major extremities, STOP WHINING! There's a difference between lamenting your misfortunes and concentrating on every little bad aspect of your life incessantly and DO NOTHING in an attempt to get yourself out of your bad situation.