ENCOUNTERS WITH STUPID PEOPLE

Warning: The following are actual encounters with actual stupid people. These are to be seen as a reminder of how bad off the human race is. If anything stupidity is the world's greatest threat. If you are stupid or there is somebody stupid in the room please do not continue. The results could be dangerous.

AUGUST 25, SATURDAY LOCATION: ROSEVILLE GALLERIA, ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE CASE NAME: STUPID CLERK         It was saturday in the late afternoon. I had never been to the galleria before so I thought what the hell. I was looking for a dex drive for my playstation so that I could upload my playstation saves to this site. Anyways I found this 3rd party device called MP-XCHANGER. So I walk up to the counter to pay and was greeted with stupidity. HERE'S AN APPROXIMATE DIALOG  OF THE CONVERSATION. CLERK: SO ya find everything alright? < looks down at my purchase > ME: Yeah... CLERK: Man, I was waiting for this thing to sell. I have no idea why anyone would need this for. I have no idea how it works, or if it works. ME: It copies game saves to you PC off a memory card CLERK: OK, would you like to buy insurance for this in case you break it with-in a year? ME: NO! CLERK: < giggles > OK that'll be $5000.00 < giggles >. ME: < looks at cash register display, then hands the moron the correct amout of money 29.95> CLERK: <Hands me the reciept  > Let me know if that thing works. ME: <walking out of the store > WHAT EVER... MORAL OF THE STORY: When dealing with the "I think I'm funny" clerk type it's best to just ignore any attempt they make to make you laugh. Failure to do so will only prolong the torture.

SEPTEMBER 2, SUNDAY LOCATION: McDONALDS DRIVE-THRU, MADISON & HAZEL CASE NAME: Get Your Priorities Straight          My girlfriend had come over to see me and I wanted to go out to lunch. She had already eaten so I drove to Mc Donalds to grab a quick bite to eat. When I pulled up to the drive-thru speaker I sat and waited for about 2 minutes before a voice answered "How may I help you?" So I said, "I'd like a number 2, supersized with a coke, and that'll be it." The voice then replied, "And what would you like to drink with that?" "COKE!!!", I responded. "Are you sure you don't want to Super size that?" "YES, please supersize that" , I replied getting impatient. "Did you want anything else?" said the voice. "NO", I said getting pissed now. "OK your total will be 4.82 at the first window. So I drove to the first window and waited. Nobody showed up. So out of the second window pops out a head. So I drive up figuring that they had probably mad a mistake. So I get to the window hand him the money, and then we see an employee exit the building and run across the parking lot to his car. So this stupid guy in the drive-thru window start to yell over the PA in the drive thru to his friend. "Timmy.....Timmy.....I know you can hear me.....Timmy get me a six dollar burger......Timmy...." So this went on for a couple minutes. By now I was really pissed. I finnaly got my food and left. And after all that they even got my order wrong. MORAL OF THE STORY: The Fastfood industry is chalked full of stupid people. Sure many of us start out there and move on but there are the many who don't amount to anything. So never expect any intelligance from your fastfood workers. If they show intelligance then consider yourself lucky. But otherwise you'll probably run into one of these poster children for abortion. Actually stay away from fast food. It's bad for you anyways. Or go to IN&OUT. They treat ya' good there.