Dorm Door Quotes

Room 226-228
The leading disease in America is indifference.
-Patch Adams

I laugh in the face of danger . . .
then I run and hide until it goes away.
-Xander's Motto
(from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer')

Room 227-229
Frito pie of my eye
You drive me crazy
when you feast on me.
-The Boyfriend Diarys Argus

You are raw
and I like that.
I envy that.
-The Boyfriend Diarys Argus

Character is what you are in the dark.
-Dwight L. Moody

Hating people,
is like burning down your own house
to get rid of the rot.
-Harry E. Fosdick

Room 222-224
If superman lost his powers,
would they still call him 'man'?

A waman's appetite is twice that of a man's,
her sexual desire, four times;
her intellegence, eight times.
-Sanskrit proverbs

We are all angles with only on wing. . .
and to fly we must embrace each other.

Room 223-225
Don't flush urinals with your hand -
use your elbow.
-#366 Life's Little Instruction Book

Ana's Advice:
When faced with a problem,
run as fast as you can screaming
'Get the hell away from me, you God forsaken freak!'

A man walks into a bar.
Another man walks into a bar.
The third man ducks!

Room 211-213
Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow them.

Room 206-208
The way to love anything
is to realize that it might be lost.
- G.K. Chesterton

Room 207-209
Worry is a by product of a lack of faith

Do not do what you would undo if caught.

Room 203-205
May happiness touch your life today
as warmly as you have touched the lives of others.

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
dumfound them with your bull.

Room 200-201
Live life on purpose, not by accident.

When you're feeling OVERWHELMED,
remember to take things one at a time -
one day at a time.

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