What would a website be without a links page? A deadend I tell ya ! Sure you've seen plenty of links in the articles and rants thus far, but here is the formal list. Check 'em out. Tell'em Mr. Pro sent ya!

Information

Ain't It Cool News - Harry Knowls and his crew of informants will give the skinny on all the lastest happenings on the set and backrooms of Hollywood, when it comes to entertainment like Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Babylon 5 and the new Buckaroo Banzai TV series. Includes talk back boards that tend to get a little too geeky even for me. Updated daily.

The Sleaze - TheSleaze.com is an entertainment gossip Web site that features a frequently-posted column of celebrity dish written by Jill "The Diva" Stempel (formerly of CyberSleaze.com). Tends to spend too time covering Leonardo DiCaprio and poofy brit-rock stars for my tastes, but movie gossip is on the mark. Updated 2-3 times a week.

Karl-FM - The Stern Show Daily Digest keeps Howard Stern fans around the world informed about the show’s daily events. With the use of active links to related information, the digest is now more complete than ever. If you are a taper, part-time listener, or a Stern fan who can’t get the radio show the digest is the place for you. Karl includes links pertaining to guests, products and stories mentioned on the show. Who knew that Baba-Booey had his own fan site? Updated 2-3 times a week.

Resouces

Sidewalk - Find out what's happening in your city. Great for finding bars & restaurants.

CD-Now - I love record shopping, finding a score someplace I did not expect it, or getting a bargain. However, CDNow is just so damn convient. I was looking for a French import called "The Purple Knif Show". It's Lux Interior from the Cramps doing a radio show, playing his fave tunes. Midnight Records didn't have it. Norton Records didn't carry it. Get Hip told me to get lost. I e-mailed the label and they did not respond. As a lark I tried CD-Now. It should be here tommorow. Granted, it's $5 more than I would pay for it in a store. That's if I could find it!

American Greetings Online - For a couple of bucks you can download some pretty cool animated greeting cards. Great for when you forget your sister's birthday (provided she's online).

Music

Live Garage-Rockin', In and Around NYC - The a fore mentioned Blair Buscareno's "Son of Concert Calender". This is a highly opinionated list of cool rock'n'roll shows happening in the NYC area. (All shows are in Manhattan, unless otherwise noted.) If it's happening in the NYC area and it's on Blair's list, it rocks. Keeps track of Estrus-type bands, power pop, surf/insturmental, but mostly garage. Also links to major garage/punk festivals, Blair's 60 Second Swinger collumn on "Little Cracked Egg.Com" and more.

Prepare to Enter The Garage - The end all of garage music links. Even though he's a Brit, Steve Coleman knows his rock-n-roll. "I wonder if that really cool band I saw last night has a website?" Check this list. Coleman is also the Wheelman behind the Fleshtones "Hall of Fame" website. Only the best live band I've ever seen.

Quirky

Bert Is Evil - This site provide undeniable proof that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. The pics of Bert in a nazi uniform are great. This address is a gateway to multiple mirror sites as the "bert is evil" section of this site is getting close to 8000 hits a day and is costing the creator close to $200 a month to keep it up. When you get there, click through on his advertisers. It counts towards days off in purgatory.

The Kooks Museum - So you can't find the Kooks book mentioned on this site? Have no fear, check out the author's Kooks Museum. Everything you ever wanted to know about medical quacks, conspiracy theroies and hate mongers. And a gift shop.

The Fortean Times - Fortean Times is a monthly magazine of news, reviews and research on strange phenomena and experiences, curiosities, prodigies and portents. Sort of scholarly Weekly World News. Did you know Jesus died in Japan? It's true, I read it in the Fortean Times....

Catholic Information Network - The Feast of the Immaculate Conception celebrates when Mary conceived Jesus, right? Wrong! It actually celebrates when Mary was conceived without original sin. Amaze your friends with your knowledge of Catholic dogma.

Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator - Ever wonder what the African name for Walter is ? Just plug in it and find out. Show your homeys that your keeping it real.

Literature About Masturbation - Print it out. Hide it in your bosses briefcase.

Comic Books

The Batman Gallery - This guy has scanned hundreds of vintage Batman comic book covers. They make great wallpaper. This is what the internet was made for.

The Bomb - This site is designed to act as a companion to Grant Morrison's The Invisibles. It is now gradually taking over from Jay Babcock's astonishing Barbelith. The Invisibles is simply the best comic book series I have ever read. It's right up there with the Watchmen and Kingdom Come. If you dig Philip K. Dick, this is a comic book for you. I've gotta do an article about them soon.

Sex

What would a website link page be withouth links to girlie pictures? I take it back. This is what the internet was invented for. Anyway, I am not going to waste my time and memory with tons of sites of Anna Nicole Smith, Denise Richards or Sherilyn Fenn. (Of course if you want to send me some...) Instead I will point you to best resources I have found in my lunch time browsing.

Fuzzbutt - If there is a nude, wet or see-through picture or screen capture of any female celeb from Mamie Van Doren & Bettie Page to Barbie Benton & Racquel Welch to Gwenyth Paltrow & Latetia Casta, this site has got'em. You can only view thumbnails (actually pretty big thumbnails) without paying, but what the hey? I can still see what I came for. I cannot stress how may pictures this site has. People I have never heard of...

Jade's Nude Celebrity Archive - When a buddy of mine said his friend was working with a woman who used to be J.J. North, we hot clicked right over to Jade's to uncover shots of said co-worked uncovered. Between Jade's and Fuzzbutt, you should be able to find anybody. Check and see if they have those nude pictures of your mom that those guys in camp were offering to sell you.

Tommy's Bookmarks - Easily the biggest list of Free Nude pics I have ever seen. Primarly seems to Playmates and Porn Stars, so it make an excellent compliment to Jade & Fuzzbutt. Also has links to free, downloadable mpg, avi and mov files of your fave fillies.

Death

The Dead People Server - A list of interesting celebrities who are, or might plausibly be dead, and even those who have been spaced, with information as to who has really Rung Down the Curtain and Joined the Choir Invisible, and who's Just Resting.

The End of the Internet - Really, I'm not kidding.