Limericks
by Surel

Okay, I don't know where THIS one got started. But, here is Surel's collection of limericks. Only 6 so far, but I know she's still writing.

General DISCLAIMER: Yes, yes, Paramount is God. Is everyone happy now?

Limerick 1
Ah, poor Harry - he never does get the girl!

Limerick 2
What if . . . . A "Threshold" parody.

Limerick 3
Janeway's got a . . . no, that would be telling.

Limerick 4
Tuvok's inspiration.

Limerick 5
The people in our lives.

Limerick 6
Remember the first season?

Limerick 7
RATED R. A "Blink of an Eye" parody.

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There once was an ensign named Harry.
He really wasn't all that merry,
Till the girl of his dreams
appeared - so it seemed -
'Til she turned out to be illusionary.

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There once was a Klingon named Lanna.
Of her husband she was rather fond-a,
Till a fun, brand-new ship
and a quick transwarp trip
turned her Tom into an iguana.

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There was a Cap' liked to wear leather.
With handcuffs and chains she did teather
her officers down.
She never did frown
and her whip was as light as a feather.

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There once was a Vulcan named Tuvok.
His role model, of course, was Spock.
Being a Vulcan,
he read J.R.R. Tolkein
and above all he loved Sherlock.

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On Voyager there was once a chef,
in things diplomatic he was the ref.
Though he loved himself,
he loved more his elf,
but in all other matters he was quite deaf.

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On Voyager there was a Doc
whom everyone wanted to sock.
He always had scanner
and his bedside manner
was awful: his patients he loved to mock.

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On Voyager there was a Doc.
Of lovers he had a veritable flock.
And somhow on one
planet he had a son
although who knows how with no . . . .

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