We learned a lot of things in our six weeks. Here is brief list of them.
  1. The many merits of Communism
  2. Either find a friend with an air conditioner, or bring a LOT of fans to college
  3. The key to Don Slater's heart is through his massive stomach
  4. NEVER drink Battery unless you don't feel like sleeping for the next week (and can stand the taste)
  5. Never take a Calculus class witha professor that doesn't teach at that university
  6. Your RA can never take enough harassment
  7. Don't buy fries at the O alone
  8. Be wary of the robots that wander Wean Hall
  9. Be attentive to the color of your baked chicken
  10. I got these cheeseburgers man!
  11. The Man Show binds all of us together
  12. Every dorm room needs a TV and an air chair
  13. Never forget who your daddy is
    Home.
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