Lorinn's Version of the ever popular "Barbie Girl" Parody

As usual, Barbie Girl belongs to the group Aqua, Barbie belongs to Mattel, and Seven of Nine belongs to Voyager.

Words here belong to Lorinn, who posted this on the P/T Collective Archive message board.

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I'm a Borgie girl, in a Borgie world

Life as plastic, it's fantastic

You can't touch my hair, men want me everywhere

No imagination, I'm a Borg creation

I'm a blond Borg girl, in a Nielson world

Dress me up Doc, never too tight, I'm here for jollies

Assimilate this doll, rock the cube, Braga's turning pink

No kissing here, assimilate this there, Borg hanky panky

You can't touch, don't try to play, even if you say, "I'm always yours"

I'm a Borgie girl, in a Borgie world

Life as plastic, it's fantastic

You can't touch my hair, men want me everywhere

No imagination, I'm Janeway's creation

Come on Borgie, let's go party!

No, no, no, nooohhh

Come on Borgie, let's go party!

Uh-uh, uh-uh

I'm a Borgie girl, in a Borgie world

Life as plastic, it's fantastic

You can't touch my hair, men want me everywhere

No imagination, I'm a UPN creation

Come on Borgie, let's go party!

No, no, no, nooohhh

Come on Borgie, let's go party!

Uh-uh, uh-uh

Oh the men are having so much fun!

Well Borgie, we've got a whole season left

Oh, I love you Voyager!

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