*Note this is the Prelude of A Sleepover with A Snake
Things were pretty quiet in the jungle, since Kaa became the new "King". Since he’d already eaten: Sher Kahn, Bagera, Mowgli, Shanti, and even that kid that beat him with a stick, there was no one to challenge him. And now Kaa was simply relaxing high in a tree digesting his latest meal, Baloo. Baloo’s large body would take longer to digest then the rest of his meals, so Kaa was taking it pretty easy. Then suddenly Kaa could here something at the base of his tree, and he could feel slight vibration. So he slowly slithered down and saw a human male, probably from the nearby village, and he was chopping at Kaa’s tree with an axe. Kaa was staring at this human with anger, "Thisss isss MY TREE!" Kaa said quietly to himself. "How to deal with thissss problem, hmmm I guessss that bear could use some company" Kaa said louder as he looked at his enormous bulge. Kaa continued further down his tree while the human continued chopping away at it. Kaa’s head portion was now almost touching the ground, right behind his target. He slid his mid portion down the tree and prepared to coil up his next meal. Kaa crept up closer behind the man who was too busy chopping to realize what was behind him. Kaa quickly began to coil waist and thighs of the man at his tree. The man was put into such shock that he flew his axe into the air and it stuck into another nearby tree, but that didn’t stop Kaa from adding more and more coils, until the man was completely coiled from shoulders to ankles with his arms at his sides. The man was in Kaa’s coils screaming, struggling, and panicking. Kaa brought his head inches away from the mans face. "Oh ssshut up," Kaa said as he began to squeeze. Kaa squeezed harder and harder, and he could feel the human gasp for air after each constriction. Kaa didn’t want to squeeze him to death, he wanted to make the fool who tried to destroy the "king’s" tree suffer, so he began to unhinge his massive jaws. The man was still screaming, then gasping for air, to scream again, until Kaa coiled around his mouth. Kaa was done unhinging his jaws and began to lift the man into the air. Kaa brought the man closer who was now trying to bite Kaa’s coil over his mouth, but Kaa didn’t feel a thing. Kaa moved the coil from the man’s mouth and engulfed his head. Kaa continued to swallow the man, slowly. Kaa removed coils so he could continue eating. Kaa was swallowing the man’s shoulders, and he could still hear him screaming from the inside. Kaa decided to eat faster before he went deaf. Kaa quickly swallowed down the arms, then waist. Kaa uncoiled the rest of the man’s body, who was now kicking. Kaa lifted his head up, and continued swallowing, but now with gravity’s help. The man’s legs slid down Kaa’s throat, and then his feet seemed to just disappear into the abyss, as Kaa slowly closed his mouth. Kaa could feel the man inside of him, STILL struggling and screaming, Kaa had to stop and laugh as he saw the bulge wiggle furiously, then slowly come to a stop. Kaa was preparing to head back up this tree then suddenly he hear a large BANG BANG BANG!! Kaa didn’t know what it was or where it was coming from, so he quickly tried to head up the tree. Then Kaa felt a sharp pain in 2 different places on his body. Kaa quickly looked to see what hit him in his body he could see 2 dart-like things sticking into him. Kaa hissed furiously, but he knew he couldn’t fight with a full stomach, since he ate a fat bear and some villager, so he tried to continue up his tree. Then there was even more sound but this time, Kaa could feel over a dozen sharp pains over his body, that felt like the 1st two, only this time Kaa felt so tired and groggy. Kaa’s vision was suddenly blurry, and fuzzy. Suddenly Kaa felt disorientated, and confused. Until Kaa could go no further and he could feel his entire body fall out of his trees. Kaa slammed on the ground headfirst followed by his body, but was numb, and felt like he just wanted to sleep. Kaa could hear footsteps coming from all around him. The last thing he saw was a human approaching him. "Damn" Kaa thought as he fell asleep.
Kaa eventually awoke, but he had no idea where he was. Everything was dark, and when he tried to move he couldn’t. There was a large and strong net covering him, and ceasing his movement. Kaa still felt tired and had little strength so he went back to sleep. When Kaa awoke this time there was a bright light, but he wasn’t dead. When Kaa looked around he could see trees, grass and bushes where all around, but none where "his, he could see a small spring, but it all seemed so different. Kaa searched his surroundings, until he ran into something. It felt like it wall, but clear. When he looked through the invisible wall he saw no trees, or grass or anything. Just a wide-open space, with only a set of stairs leading up. Kaa was confused and pissed off, so he began to strike at the wall impeding his path, until he exhausted himself, and knew that he did very little or not at all any damage to the wall. "Let’s see what my little pet is doing," said an unseen echoing voice. Kaa saw something a human, walking down the staris. This human was large, fat, wearing an exquisite robe, and smoking a large cigar. Kaa was surprised, but too tired to care. "Well, well, well, it appears that my python has awakened," the fat man said as he walked to wear Kaa was lying behind the invisible wall. "I see that you don’t like your cage, well I spent a fortune on men, tranquilizers, and this wonder pen for you. I hope you enjoy living here, my pet. Muwwwahahahahaha!" The fat man was laughing his fat ass off. Kaa felt that he was responsible for him being here and not in "his" jungle. Kaa was going to hypnotize this foolish human, and make him release him, but Kaa was too tired to do anything. "I’ll see you later muwhahaha!" The fat man said has he walked back up the stairs. "How to essscape, and become free?" Kaa asked himself, all he could do was wait. Several days later 2 humans came down the steps, Kaa was resting in a tree, until he heard humans talking, so he went to investigate. Then he could see them across his new domain outside of his "cage. A young female and a young male were chatting about something, the female had a small pet carrier in her hands and the male had a set of keys. The male used a key to open an "invisible" door to Kaa’s domain, and the female set down the pet carrier and opened it up. A large rat ran out of the carrier and into Kaa’s cage, then the male used the same key to lock the door he had opened, and the 2 just stood there looking at the rat running through the jungle environment. Kaa had digested his last meal sometime ago, but he would never eat something so rat-like. Kaa traveled down his tree, and he could see the large rat coming closer. "I’m ssssooooo hungry, I.....have no other choice," Kaa said. Suddenly Kaa was slithering towards the large rat that still hadn’t noticed him. Kaa swallowed his pride, and struck at the large rat with an open mouth. The rat was large, but still small to Kaa. Kaa struck at the rat and swallowed it instantly, as he almost seemed to gag afterwards. "Whoa, he actually ate it, the discovery channel can’t beat that!" The male shouted with excitement. ""I wonder if it’s a man eater?" The female asked the male. "Don’t be stupid, snakes aren’t smart enough to eat humans hahahaha!" The male said with confidence, as he picked up the carrier and walked back up the stairs with the female following him. "Sssso not ssssmart enough, you’ll pay for that remark, and giving he a rat to eat. You'll join it ssssoon enough" Kaa said with an evil-tone. Kaa decided to wait by the door, just incase those humans would come back. Days seemed to go by, but Kaa couldn’t be sure since there was no sun in his cage. Eventually Kaa got tired enough so he went to sleep but close to the door. Kaa awoke hours later, and to kind a small pony in a few feet away from him nibbling at a bush. Kaa looked though his cage and could see those humans that fed him that rat. They were looking at Kaa and the pony. Kaa figured that they wanted to see him eat the pony but Kaa had other plans. He began to prepare to hypnotize the humans. But before he was ready the male human said, "Oh, I guess he’s not hungry let’s go and come back later." The humans quickly turned away and headed toward the stairs. Kaa didn’t have time to hypnotize them, he’d have to get their attention, but how? Then Kaa looked over and saw the pony, "hmmm," Kaa had an idea. Kaa quickly slithered toward the pony quickly before the humans reached the stairs. The only noise in the air was the neighing and squealing of the pony. The two humans quickly turned around, and could see Kaa constricting the pony. "Finally some action, at least this job pays off with excitement and cash!" The male human remarked as he headed back to see Kaa constrict the pony, and ran to the glass barrier to get a better look. "Is it really going to eat the pony?" The female seemed reluctant to follow the male so she stayed behind at the base of the stairs. The male watched in awe as he saw the pony struggle for its life. Kaa noticed that his plan was working so he decided to speed things up. Kaa could feel the pony was slowly loosing breath and its bones were begging to break. Kaa constricted with all of his might, and a large crack seemed to echo across his cage. The pony was dead, and Kaa released his coils around it, and slithered to wear the human was looking at him through the cage. "Hey, you just constricted it to death, and now you won’t eat it? What a jip!" The human said with disappointment as he looked at Kaa. Kaa quickly slithered to the edge of his cage to were to human was on the other side. Kaa looked into the human’s eyes and the colors began to swirl. The human looked at Kaa and could something in his eyes, so he looked at the colors. "What is this, a light sh...." the human suddenly stopped talking and the colors swirled in his eyes, and he was Kaa’s slave. "Now sssset me free," Kaa said slowly. The human reached for his keys and headed for the cage door. "Hey what are you doing?" The female asked him as he put a key into the cage door, she was still reluctant to move after what happened to the pony. The male turned the key and the door opened, Kaa quickly slithered to the door and "nonchalantly" passed through. "What the fuck are you doing?!" The female quickly shouted and cautiously began to walk closer. The male simply turned around and looked at her, and seemed almost lifeless. Kaa was free, and hungry. Kaa lifted his head behind the hypnotized human and unhinged his jaws. "Oh my GOD behind you!" The female screamed in horror. But the male just stood there. Kaa’s open mouth plunged down and had the male’s head and shoulders in his mouth. Kaa quickly worked his mouth down the arms and to the waist. Kaa lifted the human off the ground, and he was halfway finished. "NNNOOOO!!!" Screamed the female and she ran to Kaa. She could she that Kaa was actually eating the other human, and she had very few ideas to help him. She reached Kaa and grabbed the legs that were sticking out of Kaa’s mouth, and began to pull. "Isssn’t that sssweet," Kaa though to himself. Kaa with a full mouth quickly positioned his tail to coil the female annoying him. She was too busy trying to save someone else she failed to notice that Kaa already coiled her feet together, and was working upward. He quickly coiled her entire body with her hands at her side, and lifted her off the ground, so he could enjoy his meal in peace. Kaa quickly worked down the human’s legs until there were only feet, but that didn’t last long. In one swallow, Kaa completely consumed his "servant" and smiled as he traveled down his esophagus. Kaa looked to the human female in his coils trying to escape. Kaa brought his head inches away from hers. "Are you ssscared?" Kaa softly asked her. The female screamed and tried even harder to escape with tears in her eyes. "Good" Kaa said with a smile as he slowly began to squeeze. The pressure was building for the human in Kaa’s coils. She didn’t care if the snake was talking, she barely noticed, she only wanted to be free. Kaa could feel here suffering for air as he began to constrict harder, so he stopped. Kaa positioned himself to eat her, feet first. The female was tiring of struggling, but she didn’t persist even after Kaa engulfed her feet. The female’s feet squirmed around in Kaa’s mouth, but didn’t bother him in the least. Kaa had her knees in his mouth and wasn’t stopping. He continued up her thighs and to her waist. The female had gone into shock before Kaa was finished. When she awoke, she could see light, but couldn’t move her arms or anything else. Kaa had gotten to her neck but waited for her to wake up, after he noticed that see was conscious, he continued to eat. The female had no way to escape as the light she was looking into turned into the roof of Kaa’s mouth, then darkness. In a large gulp Kaa was finished and had a satisfied smile on his face. "Well, so snakes CAN eat people, I was right to hire those two." The fat was at the base of the steps applauding after witnessing Kaa eat two of his employees. Now that you’re all full you’re practically helpless. I’m surprised that you were able to eat soooo much." The fat man said as he slowly stopped applauding and started walking to Kaa. Kaa simply looked over to the fat man, "I think I have room for one more," Kaa shouted at him. The fat man was in shock and excitemen, "So you can talk magnificent you’re even more valuable than I imagined!" The fat man happily said. Kaa looked at the fat man in anger and pity for him, as Kaa began to slither towards him. The fat man stopped walking and took a step backward, "One more? You mean me? You can’t eat me I brought you here! You should be serving me!" The fat man said as he slowly walked back up the steps. "What ssshould I do thank you? For what, thissss? Now you’ll sssuffer!" Kaa said angrily. Kaa could see the fear in the fat man’s eyes, "My God," the fat man said quietly, as he turned around facing the steps. Kaa hissed, and moved closer, the fat man immediately ran (as fast as a fat man can) up the stairs in fear. "Thissss will be fun," Kaa said with a smile as he slithered up the stairs after him, now there was a chase. The man reached the top of the stairs, and franticly closed the door behind him. He was breathing heavily and leaning against the door. He quickly slowly locked it, and began to walk away backwards from the door. All was quiet, "Whew that was close," The fat man thought to himself. He calmed his breathing, turned around and walked away. Suddenly Kaa came bursting through the "locked" door, knocking it out its hinges. The door went flying towards the fat, but he didn’t have time to move, as the door collided into him. The fat man was in pain but tried to ignore it, as he moved the door off of him as quickly as possible and stood up. He quickly scanned the room, looking for Kaa, but didn’t see him. Kaa was lurking in the shadows right behind the fat man, who was still scanning the room. Kaa wanted to laugh, but he also wanted the element of surprise. In the blink of an eye Kaa struck the fat man in his back and he fell to the ground. Kaa quickly began coiling the fat man on the ground. Kaa now had the fat man in his coils and began to constrict. The fat man screamed in horror, as Kaa began to squeeze. Kaa continued to constrict harder and harder, as if he was trying to slim down the fat man. The fat man couldn’t move at all, but it felt like he was being slammed between two rocks. His veins became visible all over his face as if they were going to burst. His eyes felt like they were going to pop out of his head and splatter on the wall, his lungs were gasping for air, and felt like he would vomit his organs out. Kaa could feel the fat man battle for air, and break free, so he loosened his coils. Then Kaa constricted, released, constricted, released, and making the fat man suffer horribly. The fat man was gasping for air, then Kaa slightly loosened his coils, as he lifted the fat man into the air, and let him breathe. The fat man was breathing again, "Iiiiif yyou leeet me gooo I’ll give yyou annyythiing," he stammered. "Anything? Well then, I want you to tassste good," Kaa said with an evil smile. Kaa unhinged his jaws, but even more than usual, cause this victim was incredibly large. The fat man screamed as his look into Kaa gigantic mouth, and al he could see was darkness. Kaa shoved the fat man’s head into his mouth and began to swallow. Muffled screams filled Kaa’s mouth, but that didn’t stop him from swallowing. Kaa continued down the fat man’s shoulders. This was one of the biggest things Kaa had ever swallowed, this man was as fat as Baloo, just not as much hair. Kaa swallowed his way down the waist, which took him over 5 minuets to swallow the fat man’s ass. The legs weren’t that big, they were short and stocky so they went down Kaa’s slick wet throat with ease. All that was left of the fat man was his feet sticking out of Kaa’s lips, but that didn’t last long in one gulp, Kaa had finished swallowing the fat man, and all that was left was a muffling wiggling fat bulge. The fat man was impressed that Kaa could and would eat humans, also he could talk, the only bad part was that he didn’t want to find out for himself the hard way. Kaa burped and smiled. This last meal had made him sleepy so he decided to nap on the floor. When Kaa awoke, he knew that he had to find the exit, so after searching through countless doors Kaa found himself outside, but this was no jungle. The ground had no grass, and seemed hard and cold, the moon was out, but there weren’t many sounds. Kaa decided to look around this new place. After leaving the residence of the fat man Kaa just slitered aimlessly along the shoulder of a highway, until he reached a sign. Kaa looked up and read the sign "Utah City limits" is what the sign said, but Kaa could care less. He just continued slithering, "I wonder what’s here," Kaa asked as he read the next sign. "Now entering Colorado" Kaa read off the sign, "Thissss could be fun,’ Kaa said with a smile.
By the Dreamer