Well it's another late night with no sleep in the immediate future. Gotta lay off so much coffee and stuff. Always keeps me up. Well maybe channel surfing will be boring enough to put me to sleep. *click click click click.....click* Network stuff is sooooo uninteresting. I spose that's why I got cable in the first place...might be something up in the PPV channels. *click click*....hmmm.....
Familiar theme song.......''and theeyyyyy could talk to hiiiiiimmmmmmmm!!!!".
Another Dizney thing?
Title screen..
THE ADVENTURES OF
DR. DOWIDDY
starring Ed Friendly as the Doc
with
Ernie the Elephant
Bob the Python
Doug the Octopus
and many more.
Tonight's Episode
TINY ALICE GETS A
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
Well this look s like something different anyway..............
The title screen fades slowly to a workshop. The camera pans slowly across rows of cages and aquariums. Tiny mice hop up on their hind feet as the camera passes, waving their tiny feet. An orange cat looks up briefly, winks, and tucks its head back into its fur and goes back to sleep. A large aquarium sloshes as a huge octopus presses against the glass, suckered arms working. A green parrot nods and bobs on its perch. An enormous python stretches across the back of an overstuffed sofa. The camera stops abruptly at a solid gray wall, backs up slowly, revealing the hind quarters of an elephant. The elephant peers over its shoulder and waves its trunk, making a noise like a steamship whistle.
"Over here, please," a pleasant voice asks. The camera slides away
from the elephant to a crowded workbench, focusing on a tall man in a white
smock. A slightly battered top hat perches on his thatch of salt-and-pepper
hair. His bright blue eyes twinkle with amusement. He smiles.
"Hello there. Welcome back to my workshop. I, of course, am Dr. Dowiddy.
And I can talk to animals. Oh the fun we'll have!
"Let me introduce some of my special guests today. Here, straight from
Bungling Bros Circus, is Ernie the Elephant. Tell the folks at home hello, Ernie."
Ernie toots and squeaks.
"Well, I'm sure they're happy to meet you too, Ernie."
"My next guest comes to us from Sea World. Please meet Doug the Octopus."
The octopus waves two tentacled arms at the camera and sloshes.
"Doug says he's been looking forward to being on the show ever since we
had Ed Squid on last month. That's great, Doug! I'm sure we'll have some fun
today. My last guest is an international visitor. I met Bob the Python when
I was in Thailand last year. Bob is a Burmese Python. He was 20ft long last
year. Bob, how big are you now?"
Bob shifts and hisses.
"Twenty-two feet and still growing! You really are amazing, Bob!
"Well that's great. All our guests are enjoying their stay with us......."
The green parrot squawks.
"What's that, Barnaby? Company? Someone's coming up the path? Well that's
just wonderful. Dr. Dowiddy loves company. Let's get the door and see who it
is."
Sound of knocking.
"There they are now. Alright!"
Dr. Dowiddy walks stage right to a wooden beam door, lifts the latch and opens
it.
"Why it's Tiny Alice from next door! Come on in Alice. We're just getting
under way."
Through the open door walks a smiling girl. She is all of five feet tall,
blonde, and wearing a periwinkle blue sleeveless sun dress that stops just above
her dimpled knees. She grins at the Doctor.
"Hi Docturr. My Mum said I should go play for a while. It's my birthday
today and I think she's doing something special for me, but it's a secret."
"Why that's wonderful, Tiny Alice! And how old are you going to be today?"
"I'll be just 18, Docturr," she giggles. "I guess I gonna be
a little thing all my life."
"Well, Alice, that's nothing to be ashamed of."
"I guess not. Mum says as along as I'm cute that makes up for a lot."
"Well she's absolutely right. So, Alice, would you like to meet my guests?
I just bet they'd like to wish you a special happy birthday too."
"Rilly? Well gosh, Docturr. Sure."
She bounces enthusiastically. Hmm, doesn't appear to be wearing a bra. Jiggle
jiggle.
Ernie Elephant shuffles up and toots.
"And here's one of them now. Tiny Alice, meet Ernie the Elephant. He's
a circus star!"
"Oh wow! A real circus star. Gosh, Mr. Ernie, I'm pleased to meet you."
Tiny Alice puts out a hand. Ernie takes it delicately in the prehensile tip
of his trunk.
"Oh! He can shake hands!"
"That's right, Alice. Ernie's very smart. He knows all kinds of tricks."
Ernie winks at the Doctor. He releases Alice's hand and pushes his trunk up
under her skirt.
"Ernie! What are you doooinggggg," Alice shrieks. "That ticklesssss!"
There is a sound of snuffling. Alice squirms and giggles.
"Ernie says you smell very good, Alice."
"Yes. but..heheheheeeeee......oh Mr Ernie....."
Alice stumbles and falls backward onto the carpet, her skirt flying up. The
end of Ernie's trunk seems to be pressed firmly between her legs, it's mobile
tip working up and down enthusiastically.
"Ohhhhhhh, Mr Ernieeeeeeeeeee.....," squeals Alice.
"Off hand, Tiny Alice, I'd say that you just made another friend in the
Animal Kingdom. What do you think, Ernie?"
Ernie bugles and appears to grin wickedly. He continues to snuffle and push.
In the course of their acrobatics, Ernie pushes Alice up against Doug Octopus's
tank.
"Say now, Alice. That's good timing. You can meet another one of my guests,
Doug the Pacific Octopus. Say hello, Doug!"
Doug splashes and sloshes. Two long tentacled arms extend over the side of his
tank and wrap around Alice's arms.
"Oh golly, Docturrrr. He's all suckery. Heeeeee," she laughs as Ernie
continues his explorations.
The two tentacles slide carefully into the arm openings of Alice's sundress,
seeking.
"Mr Doug! What are you doing in there," pleads Alice.
Two moving lumps appear under the bodice of the dress, extending, circling,
then seeming to tighten and work with something. Alice heaves and shrieks.
"Ohhhhhh! Mr Dougieeeeeee..........My tittiessssssss.........EEEEEEEEEEEEE.......your
suckersssssssssss......"
"That's right, Tiny Alice," grins the Doctor. "Doug says you
have very nice breasts. He thinks they feel very nice."
Ernie snuffles in agreement.
"EEEEEEEE......EEEEEE.....EEEEEEEE......!"
Tiny Alice appears incapable of answering. She squirms and heaves as Ernie and
Doug continue their caresses. Finally, they appear to be done. Ernie withdraws
his trunk, now slightly damp at the tip, and Doug unwinds his tentacles and
slips them back into the tank. Tiny Alice slides limply to the floor.
"Oh, Docturrrrrr. I feel so strange."
"That's quite alright, Tiny Alice. You feel just like any 18 year old girl
should on her birthday."
"I doooo, Docturrr?"
"Why yes, Tiny Alice. Ernie and Doug just wanted to be sure that the day
is exciting for you."
Alice is panting lightly. Her cheeks flushed and rosy. "It is exciting
so far, Docturrr.....whew."
"Well I'm sure we're all very happy for you, Tiny Alice." Dr. Dowiddy
winks into the camera. "Now why don't you just sit over on the sofa for
a moment and collect yourself. You have one more special guest to meet yet today."
Tiny Alice flops on the couch. As she does, Bob the Python drops a huge section
of his body squarely into her lap. "Uh Docturr....," she squeaks....."Something's
in my lap!"
"Why yes, Alice. It's Bob the Burmese Python. I told you that there was
one more guest to meet today. Bob says he'd like to give you a nice birthday
hug."
"Birthday hugggghhhhh...."
Alice's reply is abruptly interrupted as Bob swiftly drops several huge gleaming
loops of his body around her, smoothly encasing her from hips to shoulders,
and draws out all the slack in his body. Alice's face and legs can be seen to
flush slightly red from the pressure.
"Docturrr.....unngghhhh.......Bob's.....squeezing.....mmmughhhhhh....."
"Well I guess he is. Bob's a really good squeezer too, Tiny Alice. He says
that you're one of the most huggable things he's held in a long time. How's
that for special?"
Before Tiny Alice can answer, Bob drops another coil over her head, drawing
snugly against her mouth, effectively stifling her reply. "MMMMMMFFFFFFFF!"
Alice says. The camera clearly shows Bob's coils shifitng slowly tighter around
Tiny Alice. She begins to kick her feet. "MMMMFFFFGHHHH!"
"Gee, Tiny Alice, that must be really tight. Bob says you were about to
say something that would have been very unladylike, so he just tried to help
you. But I think you're getting the best birthday hug ever."
The camera closes on Alice's face. Tears are streaming down her cheeks. Her
delicate nostrils flare, barely able to draw a breath.
"Bob, just look. Tiny Alice is so happy she's crying. I think she really
likes your present."
Bob draws inward a fraction. Alice's eyes bulge. "MMHHHKKKKKKK"
"Well gosh, it looks like we're all out of time for today's show. Please
tune in tomorrow and we'll see how Tiny Alice spends the rest of her Birthday. Goodnight from Dr Doowiddy and the Animals!"
As the credits roll the cameral focuses on Bob and Tiny Alice struggling on
the couch. Fade to black.
Guess I'll have to set the VCR for that one.
By Summer