Note: The characters in this story are based upon Warner Bros.' major bomber "Valentine." This story is about a murder that should of been in the movie. Enjoy!
Paige turned the heat up in the hot tub. She thought the Valentine's dance really sucked so she decided to rest in the tub. She laid herself down enjoying the hot water. She closed her eyes and went off to sleep.
Suddenly she heard the door open. She could of sworn she locked the door. "Hello," she called out. "Is anybody here?" When she turned around she saw a red rose at the edge of the tub. She moved over to the rose and picked up the rose and smiled. "Does somebody want to be my Valentine?"
Paige got out of the tub and walked over to the bushes. "Come on, come on out I won't hurt you," she yelled out. "Alright stop playing around." She walked into the bushes to look for the person. When she was walking around in the bushes she was thinking this could be a hoax. Suddenly someone put it's hand over Paige's mouth!
Paige was literally frozen with fear as the person behind her was dragging her to the tub. Paige was thrown in to the water she found this an advantage to see who this was. It was a man with a mask that looked like cupid's face. The man closed the tub with the glass cover trapping Paige inside.
The man took out an electric drill and pushed it through the glass aiming at Paige's shoulder. She swam around trying to get away from him. The man thought Paige was too clever so he switched to plan B. Paige saw the man take out a big bag with a ribbon on it and there was a little sign that said "To Paige Happy Valentine's Day." The man opened the glass cover to the tub and dumped a Boa Constrictor in the tub. Paige tried to move to the door of the cover but the snake was right in front of her. She looked up and the man put a padlock on the cover door!
The man walked out the door waving Paige goodbye. Paige and she was banging on the cover yelling, "Come back please come back." It was no use Paige was trapped, trapped like a rat in a black bikini!
The snake slithered closer and closer to Paige. She tried to back away but there was no escape. The snake was standing still ready to strike. Paige stood still trying not to move. She suddenly got an idea Paige made her hand into a fist and punched the glass cover and ran out of the tub.
She was running but the snake's tail wrapped around her legs. She tripped and fell on her chest. The snake slithered closer to Paige, she started to scream as it started to coil across her waist and up her stomach. The snake coiled under her breast and then over her breast. The snake then wrapped around her neck. Paige was frozen in fear as she looked into the snake's eyes. The snake started to constrict Paige screamed like a banshee as the snake's constricting cracked her ribs. Paige couldn't fell her legs because the circulation stopped. Paige lost consciousness and fainted.
The snake opened his mouth and pushed Paige's legs into it's mouth. Paige woke up with horror at the sight of her legs in the snake's mouth. The snake flickered his tongue inside Paige's belly button. Paige was squirming around laughing it really tickled her. Paige spoke out to the snake, "Stop it ha ha ha I ha ha hate being tickled ha ha ha ha ha. Paige continued her uncontrollable laughter until the snake started swallowing her again.
Paige was screaming and screaming as the snake's mouth got up to her breast. Her head was the only thing that stuck out of the snake's mouth. Before Paige was swallowed she said "Happy Valentines." Then Paige was swallowed.
"Paige, Paige is everything all right in there?" Dorothy asked trying to open the door. "This isn't funny Paige open up." Dorothy took out her Visa card and slid it past the lock. Finally she came in. Dorothy couldn't find Paige any where. "Paige are you in here?" Dorothy asked. Dorothy went into the bushes and widened her eyes in shock.
She saw a Boa Constrictor with a lump the shape of Paige!
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The End
Written by The Viper