First Irregularly-Scheduled
RPG Awards
Live from the Sept of Gaia's Strength

 

Ballot and results for our very first ever Role Playing Awards.  Enjoy.

Dumbest thing said by a PC--Awarded to the PC whose quote most made other characters want to shake their heads or burst into laughter:
A. Kyla to Madonna:  "Wanna help us kill a Dinosaur?"
        B. Derrick to Many People:  "This is all a dream..."
        C. Jarryd to the Pack: "C'mon, are Black Furies really THAT bad?"

Dumbest thing said by a NPC-- Awarded to the NPC whose quote most made other characters want to shake their heads or burst into laughter.:
        A. Verbena to the Pack : "Do you need help traveling to the Spirit world?"
B. Catherine about Walks:  "Does she need to go out?"
        C. Sabbat Recruiter to Pack : "You wanna be strong enough to lift that dumpster?"

Most Dumbfounding Act by the PCs-- Awarded for the single act that seems the most outrageous in retrospect:
        A. Placing The Rock at midfied in Michigan Stadium.
        B. Producing a T-Rex Skull for the Get.
        C. Exploding the Quickie Lube during business hours.
        D. Breaking a pack of wolves out of Traverse City Zoo.
        E. Breaking a Gurhal out of Traverse City Zoo.

Most Impressive Adversary-- Awarded (possibly posthumously) to the single most impressive/deadly adversary faced by the PC's:
        A. The Hook
        B. The Gurhal
        C. The Tyanosaurus Rex
        D. The Zmei

Messiest Death-- Awarded (of necessity posthumously) to the adversary who die the most violently and/or messily.
        A. The Hook
        B. The Tyanosaurus Rex
C. The Vampire Elders from Grand Rapids (The Happy Flaming Hug of Death)
        D. Black Spiral in the Cave (17 boxes of damage from the Spear)

Most Gratuitously Cool Move in Combat-- Awarded to the most gratuitously cool move done in a combat, DUH!
        A. Kyla launching a vampire off the parking garage.
        B. Walks setting off a talen and blowing up every window in the parking garage.
        C. The Happy Flaming Hug of Death

Most Bone-headed Move in Combat-- Another self explanitory one.
        A. Kyla calling on Janna Full of Rage
        B. Manny and Walks jumping off the parking garage to chase down Brujah.
C. Manny chasing down three flights of stairs to get a ghoul armed with silver bullets.

Best Supporting NPC-- Awarded to the minor NPC best characterized/used by the GM.
        A. Phil Morningstar
        B. Danelle Morningstar
C. Stanley

Best Leading NPC-- Awarded to the major NPC best characterized by the GM.
        A. Zephyr at Dawn
        B.  Madonna Backhand
        C. Catherine

Favorite NPC-- Awarded to the NPC that Players like to interact with the most:
        A. Zephyr at Dawn
    B. Madonna Backhand
        C. Catherine
        D. Cry of Winds

Most Annoying NPC-- Awarded to the NPC with whom interaction is the most annoying/confusing:
        A. Zephyr at Dawn.
        B. Madonna Backhand
    C. Elzzup Smokepaw
        D. Catherine

NPC We'd like to see more off:
        Write-ins only.

Best Plot Twist-- Awarded to the single most unexpected twist in the game:
        A. Madonna: "I miss you, mom."
        B. A Gurhal in Traverse City Zoo.
        C. Bite of Frost: "Why didn't you tell me of your ally?"
        D. Get of Fenris: "Bring me a skull of a Tyransaur."
        E. Glass Walker: "Your Caern was attacked..."

Best Quote by PC:
        Write-ins only.

Best Quote by NPC:
        Write-ins only.

What the Game Needs-- Awarded to the GM who needs a clue as to what the players want.
        A. More combat (Blood makes the grass grow! Kill, kill, kill!)
    B. More Umbra (All aboard the magic bus)
        C. More politics (I am not a crook)
        D. More puzzle/problem solving (Theme from MacGyver)

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