Second Irregularly-Scheduled
RPG Awards
Live from the Sept of Gaia's Strength

 

Ballot and results for our second Role Playing Awards.  Enjoy.


Dumbest thing said by a PC-- Awarded to the PC whose quote most made other characters want to shake their heads or burst into laughter.
A. "We'll take care of the pigs for you." Kyla to Mrs. Peterson
    B.  "This one's name is Silver Spitter and this is Spiral Slayer!!"  --Derrick on naming his guns
    C. "Hi, Maddie. OW!" --Manny
 

Dumbest thing said by a NPC-- Awarded to the NPC whose quote most made other characters want to shake their heads or burst into laughter
    A. "Rayzersaur!" --the Pokemon Formor
    B. "His ferocity, tempered by his judgment,  makes him the perfect tactical leader. " --Dmitri on making Trask the Wyrmfoe
    C. "My family knows their duty, but Bobby and Gina are still very young." --Mr Peterson to Kyla.
D. "Somehow you knew I was a witch and you made Manny go into that store to check me out!" --Stephanie to Walks.

Most Dumbfounding Act by the PCs-- Awarded for the single act that seems the most outrageous in retrospect:
    A. Painting Madonna's Car Pink
        B. Stealing a SWAT team van from the SWAT team
        C. Opening a Caern in Pangea.
        D. Managing to Cleanse a warehouse...In Gary, IN!

 Most Impressive Adversary-- Awarded (possibly posthumously) to the single most impressive/deadly adversary faced by the PC's:
    A. Bishop Grimaldi
        B.  The Sinister Weaver Mage
        C. Potiphar
        D. The Crusher Formori in Gary
        E. The Bone Pigs

 Messiest Death-- Awarded (of necessity posthumously) to the adversary who died the most violently and/or messily.
    A. Tony Dipetro, Drug dealer (cornered and quartered by Wyvern's Claw)
B. The Cow-Thing in Gary (Moos and ooze)
    C. Raphael Trask (S'Lord-ka-bob)
    D. Baby Brontosaurs (Wyvern's Claw Picnic in Pangea)

 Most Gratuitously Cool Move in Combat-- Awarded to the most gratuitously cool move done in a combat, DUH!
    A. Kyla pinning Potiphar to a wall with the spear.
    B. A Setite hitting a home run with Manny's head.
    C.  Derrick body surfing a Potipharian down the stairs.
D. Randall exploding two tank shells, himself and Garth in the Battleground.
    E. Derrick emptying two clips of silver ammo in the Spiral's Hive.
    F. Garth's one-hit decapitation of a vampire.

 Most Bone-headed Move in Combat-- Another self explanitory one.
    A. Randall exploding two tank shells, himself and Garth in the Battleground
B. Nathan throwing a rock at the beehive.
    C. Nathan throwing a rock at the tainted racoon.
    D. Manny biting the silver chains that held Stephanie.
    E. Derrick beating a vampire over the head with a car door.

 Best Supporting NPC-- Awarded to the minor NPC best characterized/used by the GM.
    A. Susan Peterson
    B. Matthew Sietz
    C. Marta Twilightskies
D. Darren Lexus

 Best Leading NPC-- Awarded to the major NPC best characterized by the GM.
    A. Dmitri
    B. Zephyr
    C. Madonna
D. Stephanie

 Favorite NPC-- Awarded to the NPC that Players like to interact with the most:  (Write ins only)
Madonna Backhand

 Most Annoying NPC-- Awarded to the NPC with whom interaction is the most annoying/confusing:
A. Zephyr
    B.  Dmitry
    C. Madonna
    D. Robert Blinds the Banes

 NPC We'd like to see more off:  (Write-ins only)
  Kinfolk in general

 Best Swerve-- Awarded to the single most unexpected plot twist in the game:
        A. Trask's betrayal
        B. The Technocracy turning off the Glass Walker Caern
        C. Finding a Caern site in Pangea
    D. Stephanie revealing she's a Bastet
        E. Kyla's mother dying
        F. Starting a second Pack of PCs

 Best Quote by PC:
   A. "Let us drive them before us like cattle and slaughter them
wholesale." --Scott
B "Apparently the Path of Ultimate Wisdom passes directly through the Swamp of Permanent Confusion." --Walks
    C. "I don't mind the body count, as long as it stays 'not me.'" -Derrick
    D. "Leadership is more of a state of mind than a position." -Nathan

 Best Quote by NPC:
A.  "Madonna's favorite flea bag desires to be recognized as Rank Two."--Kati Warsinger
    B. "I'm talking about a blank check here, folks.  Written on the First National Bank of the Freebooters.  First come, first serve." -Madonna
    C. "It is a simple matter to see where the eyes are. You must learn to see where the eyes are not." -Lu Bat, explaing the Glass Curtain gift.
 

 What the Game Needs-- Awarded to the GM who needs a clue as to what the players want.
    A. More combat (Blood makes the grass grow! Kill, kill, kill!)
    B. More Umbra (All aboard the magic bus)
    C. More politics (I am not a crook)
D. More puzzle/problem solving (Theme from MacGyver)


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