Also guilty of disturbing game sessions, walking all over character sheets, and curling up on any open source books which are currently in use.
Suspect is armed with allergens and considered extremely cute.
FLASH!!!
"Action" Jackson has recently been spotted in the company of Jonas, a.k.a.
The Moose. This duo is known for their diversionary tactics and gamers
should be on the lookout.
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will show you. |
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? |
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. |
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat throw up hairball somewhere Will find in morning |
Grace personified,
I leap into the window. I meant to do that. |
Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? |
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! |
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Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams! My claws aren't that sharp ... |
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! |
Litter box not here
You must have moved it again I'll crap in the sink. |
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! |
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner |
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it! My cries will wake dead. |
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt? |
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I Can hide my head. |
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my Sitting on your hands. |
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours--Come and see! What's a 'term paper'? |