-Caller to "Impact" radio program on 95.5 KLOS LA, with Frank Sontag
"That is not a plunger."
-Some movie
"Hold on, let me go get the lotion."
-Danny O'Halloran
"I'm not having children on this wall!"
-Matt Gillmon
"They say the memory is the first thing to go."
-Natalie Metzger
"Combat Entropy."
-Arita, Biology Prof. at VC
"There are no squirrels here."
-Matt Gillmon
"Watching you from 20 feet away, I felt as though I had slept with you."
-"Illuminata"
"Can I have one of these brownies?"
-Justin Leung
"Anybody want a tart? I have one in the garage."
-Kate Parsons
"As they say... Where I come from."
-Daniel (Danny) McDermott
"Also, I think that knives are a good idea."
-"Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
"I take her up to her room and throw her on the bed."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Nobody get off!"
-Matt Gillmon
"I need a Hugh Hefner costume."
-Danny O'Halloran
"I told you what they're going to be for Halloween, right?"
-Danny O'Halloran
"I just thought of a new one. Sex."
-Matt Gillmon
"Mmmm... little girls."
-Vlado Mrvichin
"No little girls."
-Danny O'Halloran
"We should take them home."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Are you a cheerleader? ... Can I have your phone number?"
-Some 12 year-old guy in the park
"I want to be a cheerleader."
-Kate Parsons
"Butt flying death monkeys."
-Matt Gillmon
"I'm sick of being everyone's butt monkey."
-Xander, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"Gay monkey butt love."
-Vlado Mrvichin
"She has a boyfriend?!"
-Danny O'Halloran
"Phrase that fits into any conversation!"
-Justin Leung
"Snatch, give me more snatch. Heh heh heh."
-Team17 voice on Worms: Armageddon
"All I have to do is squeeze."
-Indiana Jones
"Don't pay for his tulips, I didn't eat a single one!"
-"The Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
"Your mother is a Communist Chinese spy."
-Justin Leung
"Stuff."
-Natalie Metzger
"Buh!"
-Justin Leung
"No! English Butt Pirates!"
-Matt Gillmon
"Mine's detatchable."
-Ian Rosenfield
"Buttloads."
-Vlado Mrvichin
"Yeah, that's some mind raping cuteness."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Yeah, they do that."
-Daniel (Danny) McDermott
"I didn't mean to look up your shorts like that."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"Well, you can suck it out of my ear. Ah."
-Matt Gillmon
"My pants are invisible! Cooool!"
-Justin Leung
"Dogs respond. It sees a fire hydrant, it responds."
-Arita, Biology Prof. at VC
"You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?"
-"Dirty Work"
"Duuude. What if, like, we're not even here!"
-Justin Leung
"That was kinda cool."
-Erik Peterson
"I love it when a plan comes together."
-Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, "The A-Team"
"I lost my pants."
-Vlado Mrvichin
"Can I borrow your pants again?"
-Justin Leung
"Aaasss!"
-Barrios
"I was pointing at your bellybutton."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"The circles of life."
-Jorge Lacoste
"Everybody's getting off."
-Kate's music teacher
"What up, home chicken?"
-Daniel (Danny) McDermott
"Phone's ringin' dude."
-Donny, "The Big Lebowski"
"You have no meat in this house."
-Justin Leung
"Grab it and go down faster."
-Matt Gillmon
"I'm not really impatient. I just don't like waiting."
-Kate Parsons
"Yeah, if I were insane!"
-Justin Leung
"That makes me happy."
-Barrios
"Did that calender get wet or something?"
-Erik "E-rock" Peterson
"Crap loads of mucus."
-Justin Leung
"The floor!"
-Danny O'Halloran
"I think it was the Squirt."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"Keep feeling death... baby?"
-Matt Gillmon
"Frankie say: Relax."
-Justin Leung
"Yes. Yes I did."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Cut it off!"
-Matt Gillmon
"Animal sex and Gary Coleman..."
-Jeff Haviland
"You're prodding me."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"I didn't realize I was so long until I was coming out of the hole."
-Matt Gillmon
"We practice semi-tolerence."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Give them my phone number."
-Kate Parsons
"I decided I did not want to be completely covered in milk."
-Matt Gillmon
"It works both ways."
-Branden Glaser
"And you fall over and die."
-Arita
"Whacha talkin' 'bout, Satan?"
-Gary Coleman to Adam Sandler in "Dirty Work"
"And remember... damn. I couldn't think of anything cool to say."
-Danny O'Halloran
"What up, ming?"
-Ian Rosenfield
"It's only effective if you use it effectively."
-Vlado Mrvichin
"Great, now I'm hungry for waffles. No! My invincible gay troops are dead!"
-Matt Gillmon
"Dude, wait, you mean whoever wins this wins?"
-Vlado Mrvichin
"Screw this. I'm just gonna go kill a couple snowmen."
-E-rock
"Stupid monkey."
-Barrios
"I'm pulling the little rubber things on his shorts."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"Ow! Not that one! That could leave bruises."
-Branden Glaser
"It's the damn lizard's fault."
-Barrios
"Stupid Pikachu!"
-Matt Gillmon
"Damnit! Get back here Pikachu! I want your soul!"
-Branden Glaser
"Yeah, but Erik thinks baby Zechs is cute!"
-Barrios
"That's my special pen."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Shut up, or I'll punch you in the face!"
-Vlado Mrvichin
"You know what I just realized? Threats of physical violence have absolutely no effect on us anymore. All we can do is say 'Yeah, well, next time we play Mario Party, I'm gonna steal your star.'"
-E-rock
"Mmmm... Relena..."
-Barrios
"Hey Quatre, I got some flowers here for ya."
-Duo Maxwell, "Gundam Wing"
"That pains me."
-Barrios
"The blocks own my soul."
-Barrios, E-rock, Justin Leung, Danny O'Halloran, Vlado Mrvichin, Branden Glaser
"That was rad. And I know, because I've seen 'Rad'."
-Matt Gillmon
"If I had Worms."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Tighter is better."
-Mary-Claire Ramirez
"If you look at an egg, it doesn't have wings. It's not gonna fly."
-Arita
"...berserker!"
-from "Clerks"
"I know the surfer won't leave me alone until I do this."
-Barrios
"Where did I shed my feet?"
-Natalie Metzger
"Oh my!"
-Branden Glaser
"'Cause he's got long arms and legs."
-Barrios
"Pizza pot pie."
-Natalie Metzger
"That's not pizza sauce."
-Danny O'Halloran
"There's something stuck in my throat. HannaH."
-Branden Glaser
"He's whose bitch I am."
-Laura Patterson
"Ouch! Light!"
-Danny O'Halloran
"Yes, dear. She just had her legs cut off... Don't stare!"
-Some random lady in downtown Bend, OR
"Penguin, Gundam... same difference."
-Natalie Metzger
"Where's the F-ing wall paper?"
-uh... someone
"Whore beast!"
-Kelley, co-worker
"Look! It's a fuzzy thing bouncing a ball!"
-Natalie Metzger
"Look! Another fuzzy thing. He's playing golf."
-Natalie Metzger
"It's like they expect me to smell their minds."
-Mirka (one of Natalie's co-workers over the summer)
"I like using knives as scissors."
-Justin Leung
"I like using knives."
-Danny O'Halloran
"And you wonder why people look at you funny..."
-Natalie Metzger
"Beans. That's what I'm missing."
-Danny O'Halloran
"I thought you said there was a Pokemon channel."
-Natalie Metzger
"Where is he?! Where's the guy who made me his insect-eating man-bitch?!"
-Xander, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
"My toe can't talk to you anymore. I ripped it off."
-Danny O'Halloran
"There should be a Gundam channel."
-Tim O'Halloran
"There's nothing better than twinkies flying off a car antenna."
-Danny O'Halloran
"She needs to get a gun. That would be very effective against those people."
-Matt Gillmon
"Because it's Mr. T as a bearded lady. We have to watch it."
-Matt Gillmon
"That's when the automobiles really start flying."
-E-rock
"That's my butt."
-Danny O'Halloran
"I just stuck the straw up my nose."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Wow, this is a really challenging game when you suck."
-E-rock
"...To the organ harvesting cult? I worry about that everyday."
-E-rock
"You're a member of the organ harvesting cult."
-Barrios
"Last time I woke up at 5 I shot myself."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Maybe I should put a chimney on my computer, because graphics cards make me happy."
-E-rock
"Wait, you mean like video games, but without porn?"
-Barrios
"Well, that's because Erik really likes flesh."
-Barrios
"What I don't want to see is, you know, the Nazi machine... anything with tenticles..."
-Barrios
"That's the only time I will ever say that, because I love Pikachu. I wanna tickle his belly."
-Barrios
"Pikachu's a bitch."
-Barrios
"...and they cause spoilage."
-Arita
"I don't remember what it was, but it was freakin' hillarious."
-Justin Leung
"Mario loves his brother."
-Barrios
"What brotherly love."
-Branden Glaser
"Yeah, we're down. We're a member of the Wu-Tang clan."
-Barrios
"Yoshi's got a gun, baby."
-Justin Leung
"Monkey haters die."
-Barrios
"I'm gonna be a Nazi."
-Barrios
"Marshmallows are yummy. I wanna eat Kirby."
-Barrios
"If you tried to eat Kirby, he'd eat you and get Barrios powers."
-Branden Glaser
"A Nazi kicked you."
-Barrios
"Nazi just got eaten by a Snorlax."
-Barrios
"I love how you refer to yourself as Nazi."
-Justin Leung
"We can't all be Nazis."
-Barrios
"When Kirby attacks, part 3."
-Justin Leung
"Oh wait, I'm the blue one."
-Justin Leung
"Hey, my life goal is death."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Be a Nazi."
-Justin Leung
"Come on, Nazis, dude."
-Barrios
"We're all Nazis."
-Branden Glaser
"Synchronized Nazi death."
-Barrios
"Nazi friends sounds like the name of a cartoon show."
-Justin Leung
"Yeah, a cartoon show in Japan!"
-Barrios
"Bad Nazi."
-Barrios
"All I heard was him peeing his pants."
-Branden Glaser
"I almost peed on your pants."
-Justin Leung
"No sailing for Barrios."
-Branden Glaser
"I wanna see a CIA warning."
-Branden Glaser
"I wanna see a KGB warning."
-Barrios
"I normally fast forward through the anal rape."
-Barrios
"You normally fast forward to the anal rape?!"
-Justin Leung
"And now, back to my porn."
-Barrios
"Anal rape! Get your anal rape!"
-Barrios
"Anal rape is going to be in a video game."
-Justin Leung
"It is. Mario Party."
-Branden Glaser
"You have no idea how many times I've heard 'Rape that monkey!' come out of Corey Beckner's mouth."
-Barrios
"I'll show you the true power of love!"
-Barrios
"What are you going to do? Mock rape me?"
-Justin Leung
"All the carebears line up and mock rape their enemies."
-Barrios
"Totally more gross than mock rape."
-Justin Leung
"Flaming Nazi hump."
-Justin Leung
"Would you like the chemistry with that?"
-Matt Gillmon
"Strange to feel peaceful when I just figured out that I'm HannaH."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Do you speak British?"
-Justin Leung
"Are these the Nazis, Walter?"
-Donny, "The Big Lebowski"
"I saw one of those signs that says 'No food or drink' but I saw 'No food or porn.'"
-Kate Parsons
"You're dead. That's why."
-Matt Gillmon
"When were you at Corey's house?"
-Matt Gillmon
"I want a drink that will rape my brain."
-Justin Leung
"I saw special porn."
-Matt Gillmon
"That's some big lettuce you got there."
-Tim O'Halloran
"How much was he?"
-person at the coffee cart
"Dude, I hate how the sun always comes up."
-Daniel "Danny" McDermott
"I so would have flaming Nazi humped you."
-Matt Gillmon
"No, punch me."
-Matt Gillmon
"Oh man, we're gettin' fried."
-Daniel "Danny" McDermott
"I was killed by some lovin'."
-Danny O'Halloran
"You guys are on crack."
-Daniel "Danny" McDermott
"Is that all there is on there? Sex and bowling?"
-Palmer
"I'm gonna shove cream up your f***ing ass."
-Katherine, former co-worker
"Shut the door you whore."
-Scott Hannah, co-worker
"I love him in 'Heat'."
-Troy Proffit
"I like that ass."
-Matt Gillmon
"Enough to have sex with?"
-Daniel "Danny" McDermott
"Falcon WANG!"
-Matt Gillmon
"Like, eleven."
-Barrios
"This fungi will see the predetor coming, say 'Ah!' and get eaten."
-Arita
"They're probably brushing the wires, you know, finding any ones and zeros lying around."
-Daniel "Danny" McDermott
"'Cause I got this butt hell damn shit."
-Barrios
"After all, time is an artificial construct to give weak-minded people a way to grasp what they think is reality."
-Matt Gillmon
"I am... the Nazi pinapple."
-Bryce
"She's the friendly neighborhood condom dealer."
-Bryce
"Yeah, we used them for water baloons because they break so easily."
-Bryce
"You must fuck! You must fuck!"
-chanted like a town crier by a few people
"It fits."
-Sabrina
"I want to stuff you in my locker."
-Babs
"I'm a Christian pagan."
-Sabrina
"I'm a Christian wiccan."
-Bryce
"Of course, I'll be in boot camp."
-Mike
"Don't drop the soap!"
-Bryce
"I ain't afraid of no toosh!"
-Kelly
"Damn you and your cheap dolphin rides!"
-Colin Wilson
"Like a dick pyre, or something."
-Corey Beckner
"I've cleansed you of your skin!"
-Danny O'Halloran
"I want him to have baleen so he can filter the good guys from the bad guys."
-Chad Beckner
"We have to sacrifice more people to him."
-Danny O'Halloran
"Chad and I won't have any problems with that."
-Brandon Glaser
"No! Someone else can take over GMing if you do it. I am not GMing a game if you make Ground Zero and the Statue of Liberty have a baby."
-Corey Beckner
