Welcome to the House of Eyee. The layout is still identical to the old thing, but why screw with something that works fine, eh? Anyway, latest updates were uploaded SEPTEMBER 6, 2001!!! I added one animation (the guy getting his guts ripped out through his ass) and one more rant. The first one is still here--click here to read it. Click hereto read the new one. Oh shut up, just read the damn things, they'll take you like a minute each. Yeah the still-shot images are broken. I just don't feel like fixing them, ok? I know what's wrong I just don't feel like opening up a couple dozen HTML files and switching code around. It sucks, it's boring, and I'd rather sleep. My damn foot hurts, dammit. Son of a crap!! Ow!! Dammit!! I'm going away now, to figure out what the hell I just did to my foot. Adios.
OH, yeah, almost forgot. SEND ME AN E-MAIL!! I've included a little form/cgi script to make the thing quick and easy. Click here to do the e-mail thing.
Click here to see a collection of non-Eyee still shot images! SUPER BLOODY! YAY!
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WARNING!!! EYEE HAS A SECURITY SYSTEM IN PLACE TO THWART THIEVES!! ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO "SAVE PICTURE AS..." WILL HAVE THEIR BROWSER FATALLY SQUISHED BY EYEE HIMSELF! DO NOT STEAL THESE IMAGES--ASK PERMISSION BY E-MAILING SNARLSNAP@YAHOO.COM!! FOR A NON-FATAL SAMPLE OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN, RIGHTCLICK YOUR MOUSE NOW!! REMEMBER, DURING THE REAL THING, THE WINDOW WILL NOT CLOSE!