Nia Skywalk's CrossRoads - Site One

It has been a few years since I decided to redo my websites, but the issue has been time. I don't really have the time to adjust the content I have, and I don't have the time to design something I really want. So watch out for the worst of all worlds! I will be updating occasionally at my blog, found at the link below. Don't mind it, I am still learning how to use WordPress.

Click here for the old site.
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www.createyourcountdown.com

For Your Amusement: 8 November 2007…and STILL true in Jan '09

Seasonal Differences in the regions of the USA: (or, How Chicagoans View Winter)

• 60°F - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats. Chicago people sunbathe.
• 50°F - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens.
• 40°F - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive with the windows down.
• 32°F - CHICAGO -- NO PLACE LIKE IT! Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
• 20°F - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
• 15°F - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
• 0°F - Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.
• -20°F - People in Miami cease to exist. Chicago people get out their winter coats.
• -40°F - Hollywood disintegrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
• -50°F - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
• -60°F - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
• -460°F (Absolute Zero) - ALL atomic motion stops. Chicago people start saying… "Cold 'nuff for ya??"
• -500°F - Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.