Maurice was born on a remote island just south of Easter Island.  His mother was the ugliest, most foul smelling, simple minded spider monkey on The Island.  His father was The Village Idiot, He was alone and subjected to ridicule.  Displaced by his fellow Villagers, he lived as an outcast in solitude.  In recluse he became intoxicated regularly, often wetting himself. Eventually, by shit luck, The Idiot discovered an exotic root, that when eaten, would induce a near catatonic state of euphoria.  Mildly toxic and yet highly addictive, this root became the staple of The Idiot's diet.  The Idiot spotted le femme skank monki one morning in a clearing.  In his daily chemical euphoria, he fell victim to a violent erection at the sight of Ms. Scab'nooze. He immediately pounced upon the poor spider monkey and proceeded to have intimate relations. Ms. Rot-crotch was at first surprised, but then quickly became an active participant in this
sport of depravity.  The details are better left to the imagination.  Some time later, Maurice was born.

    Maurice had been given to the man with Rectal Monkey Fever by a friend of his at the local fetish club.  Maurice and the man with Rectal Monkey Fever were soon the best of buddies.  One other thing you should know is when Maurice gets very excited, he masturbates.  He can't even help himself, he just has to cum.  One day Maurice was home all alone.  The man with R. M. F. was at the proctologists' office.  Maurice wondered why the man went so often.  "Maybe it's just something fun.", thought Maurice.  Maurice just loved to have fun.  He remembered the time that the man with R.M.F. had Father Joe McGuiness over for coffee and pastry.  Maurice had run over to the coffee table to entertain the nice pastor.  Father Joe started to laugh at Maurice, and this made Maurice very excited.  So Maurice climbed up on the table and masturbated in front of Father Joe.  Maurice was so excited that in no time at all he had started to orgasm.  Maurice came like a fountain and spunk splashed into Father Joe's coffee cup as well as on the pastors face  and neck.  The man with R.M.F. was so upset that he punched poor Maurice on the head so hard that Maurice passed out.  To find out more about this, read "Curious Maurice Sees God".

    Then there was the time that Maurice was curiously going through the mans bedroom closet, only to discover a wide variety of stockings, dresses and heels.  Maurice remembered looking way in the back of the closet and finding a box with funny pictures in it, almost all of them were of the man with R.M.F. In some, the man looked like a lady.  In others, he was bent over like a giant dog.  In one picture, the man with R.M.F. looked like Little Bo Peep.  Maurice laughed for a long time.  His friend was so funny.  Maurice also remembered how mad the man was when he had come home from work with a lady friend, only to discover Maurice, in the living room, fully dressed in a dress, stockings and heels.  All those funny pictures of the man were scattered about Maurice’s feet and an enema bag hung from the bathroom doorknob.  The lady started laughing, so Maurice thought that she found him funny.  He loved to make people laugh.  So, Maurice took the panties off his head and begin to dance around the room.

     The lady thought Maurice was so funny.  Then Maurice remembered a picture of the man   with R.M.F. that was very funny.  He ran over to the pile of pictures that the man was picking up.  He found it right away.  It was the picture of the man lying on his back with his legs up by his head.  The man with R.M.F. had a mouse's' tail hanging out his rectum.  Maurice couldn't imagine where the mouse was, but it was a funny picture all the same.  He ran over to the lady and gave her the picture so she would laugh some more.  Then while the lady was looking at the picture, Maurice laid down on his back and stuck his legs up by his head.  "Just like the picture.", thought Maurice.  "Except for the mouse, that is."  The lady was laughing so hard now that she was actually crying.  "I'm real funny", thought Maurice as he rolled over and got onto all fours like a dog.  But that was another picture.  Just then, the man picked up Maurice and flung him across the room.  At first, Maurice thought it was fun to be flying.  He pretended he was a bird and spread his arms out like wings.  But then he stopped flying.  He had hit the wall real hard.  Maurice felt sharp pain shoot through his neck.  He felt dizzy, and the world went black.  Maurice remembered waking up in the hospital, finding himself in a body cast.  You can read more about that in "Curious Maurice Gets Paralyzed".

    A loud knock at the door woke Maurice up from that flashback.  He went to the window and looked out.  It was the mailman.  He had a big box in his hands, and Maurice got to feeling real curious just then.  He opened the door and smiled at the mailman.  The mailman said, "Why hello Maurice, I see your doing better since that awful accident at the post office."  Maurice remembered his trip to the post office very well.  The man with R.M.F. had taken him there to see how the mail is sorted.  Maurice had wondered how the meter machine worked, and decided to touch all the buttons.  He was surprised when the belt he was standing on moved toward the stamping tool.  He was scared but he couldn't move.  He was just too curious.  The stamping tool came down hard on his head, but the belt was still moving and he could not get off.  The sorter was his next stop.  Still dazed by the wallop to his head, he did not notice that he was going to be squished into a letter sorting machine and then stuffed into a bag.  The man had saved Maurice from being sent to Miami, but Maurice had suffered a black eye, 2 broken ribs, a fractured wrist and many other scrapes and scratches.  You can read more about this trip in "Curious Maurice Gets The Snot Beat Out Of Him".

    Maurice took the box from the mailman and went inside.  The man with R.M.F. was not going to be home for awhile, and Maurice wondered what harm there would be if he looked into the box.  Anxiously, he ripped open the top of the box and looked inside.  It was something electrical, he noticed, because it had a cord.  Maurice remembered what 'electrical' meant.  To find out more about that, read "Curious Maurice Gets Electrocuted".  Carefully, he took the device out of the box.  It looked like a big box with a window.  He took the electrical cord and plugged it in, very carefully. Nothing happened.  This made Maurice more curious.  He walked around the front and noticed a handle next to the window.  "Like a door?", wondered Maurice.  So he tried the handle and the door swung open.

    "Wow", thought Maurice.  This was something he had never seen before.  He looked at all the colorful pictures on the box and also noticed letters of all sizes.  Maurice liked to look at letters, but he was not able to read them.  Most monkeys cannot read and Maurice was no exception. The letters were "M..I..C..R..O..W..A..V..E......O..V..E..N".  When he was done looking at the letters he noticed that one of the pictures on the box showed the device with food in it.  He was getting very hungry, and very curious for that matter, and wondered if there was any food inside the device.

    When Maurice looked inside the device, he did not see any food.  He was disappointed.   Suddenly he noticed that there were many buttons on the side of the door.  "I wonder what these do?", he thought.  So, curious as he was, he started pressing all the buttons.  All at once there was a loud humming noise.  "This is fun", thought Maurice.  Soon, he started to feel all warm inside.  It reminded him of the times when he drank hot cocoa.  After about a minute, however, he started to find the feeling a little less comfortable.  Maurice felt extremely dizzy and very, very hot.  Before he blacked out, he wished that he hadn't been so curious.

    The man with R.M.F. came home from a very anal experience at the doctors office, and he   felt wonderful.  When he walked in the door, he soon noticed poor Maurice lying on the floor. All of his fur had fallen out, and 3 of his teeth lay beside him in a puddle of green and red vomit. "The colors of Christmas", thought the man with R.M.F.  Then it hit him.  "Maurice!! Maurice!!", the man yelled.  But poor Maurice couldn't hear him.  The man had seen Maurice throw up once before like that.  To learn more about that, read "Curious Maurice Drinks Drain Cleaner, Floor Stripper, and Jewelry Cleaner ".  Also, the last time he lost all his fur, it was a freak accident. To learn more, read "Curious Maurice Plays With An Aerosol Can Of Hairspray & A Disposable Lighter".

    Soon, the man with R.M.F. realized that neither of these things were the cause.  The micro- wave oven lay with the door open, and Maurice lay in front of it.  "Radiation!!", screamed the man as he scooped up Maurice in his arms.  "The little bastard is better off dead.", thought the man.  "He will get in less trouble and he probably won't masturbate in the front yard as much, or in church for that matter."  After a few moments, the man with R.M.F. jumped up an ejaculated, "I'll get Maurice stuffed!! That's what I'll do".  The man really loved Maurice, and he wanted to see his smiling face everyday for the years to come.  After looking through the yellow pages, the man came across a place that sounded just right for the job.

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Mr. Ima Necro - Mortician / Taxidermist
Ms. I. Laya Fott - Flower Coordinator / Body Dresser

By appointments only.
1-900-STUFF-EM

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     So the man with R.M.F. took Maurice to the stuff shop and had him stuffed.  To find out more about Maurice after the stuffing, read "Curious Maurice Gets Anally Assaulted".