"What goes 'Burrhur, ouch! Burrhur, ouch!'" answer: 2 moles fighting over a damson pudding
~Starbuck the Second
"Have you heard that Starbuck can jump higher than Salamandastron with his strong footpaws?" answer: Of course he can, Salamandastron can't jump!
~Samri the Warrior
"You see it about in field and town, it never goes up, always it goes down." answer: rain
~Fireye
"Up & down they go, but they never move." answer: stairs
~Fireye
"Power enough to smash ships & crush roofs, but it must also fear the sun." answer: ice
~Fireye
"What word is always pronounced wrong?" answer: wrong
~Fireye
"Brought to the table. Cut & served, but never eaten." answer: cards
~Fireye
"This thing gets wetter, the more it dries." answer: towel
~Fireye
"This thing is to be swallowed, but it also swallows us." answer: water
~Fireye
"Though easy to spot, when allowed to plume, it is hard to see when it is held in a room." answer: smoke
~Fireye
