Joxer The Mighty
Every verison of Joxer the Mighty that appeared on Xena: Warrior Princess are listed below....Enjoy!
Joxer The Mighty
from For Him the Bell Tolls
Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer--he's Joxer the Mighty!
Oooohhhhh!
He's Joxer the Mighty
He's really tidy
Everybody likes him
'Cause he has a silly grin
Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the calavary
There's a better remedy
Although he doesn't work for free
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's good company
He's Joxer--
I'm Joxer the Mighty
Blood--valor--and Victory! Ha ha!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the calvary
There's a better remedy
Although he doesn't work for free
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's good company
Look Out! He's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty
Joxer the Mighty
Joxer the Mighty
from "Warrior...Prietess...Tramp"
GIRLS:
Joxer the Mighty
Master of virility
Every woman wants him
He's so sexy it's a sin
If you want a specail tryst
He's the man you can't resist
By every measure he's a prize
JOXER:
Just check out my shoe size!
Ha-ha
GIRLS:
Joxer the Mighty
Captain of debauchery,
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company
With Joxer there's a guarantee
JOXER:
Of the highest potency
GIRL:
Heck, I'd even work for free!
LEAH:
Get your filty hands off of me!
GIRLS:
He's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty
Joxer the Tidy
from "King of Assassins"
JETT:
Joxer the Tidy
He always plays insidey
He never hurts the other boys
Even when they steal his toys
Joxer the Mighty
from "The Bitter Suite"
Joxer the Mighty
Master of Geography
Here to lead you on your way
Stick with me you'll never stray
If you're in a land that's new
I'm the man to see you through
Even when you're slighty nude--
I'm Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty
from "In Sickness and in Hell"
Joxer the Mighty
He never gets a fever
He's eager as a beaver
He's Joxer--
Joxer the Mig--
Annie the Mighty
Joxer's future self Annie sings this in "Deja Vu All Over Again."
Annie Banannie--
She kicks fanny
Dangerous with sword or knife--
Learned her skills in that past life.
Never will you out fox her
She's as good as ol' Joxer
I'm Annie--I'm Annie the Mighty!
You should just meet her
They don't come any sweeter!
Maybe I'll be Xena in my
"next" life!